Wrestling related OC, let's make /asp/ straight again!
>>1435011
You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at ISIS, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally when you go to war you might have a 50-50 chance of winnin’.
But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin’ me! And then you add Vlad Putin to the mix? Your chances of winnin’ drastically go down. See the three-way, at Syriacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin’. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Putin KNOWS he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try!
So, ISIS, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin’ at Syriacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin’, if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Syriacrifice! See, McMuhammed; the numbers don’t like, and they spell disaster for you at Syariacrifice!
>>1435027
Very tender moment caught here...beautiful. F*ck H8!
>>1435034
Getting pozzed...just wrestlefag things...
>>1435036
...n-no teeth
>>1435039
Sometimes you just want him to stop so you can feel all of him inside you. It pulses. It wants to move - it's driven to be thrusters in and out of you. The anticipation this pause in the moment creates is intoxicating...
>>1435045
>tfw he takes what he wants...
