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How have you worshipped our queen today /asp/?
ITT we post rare bex, dream about touching her skin and talk about how she isnt being utilized fairly
benoit yourself sashacuck
I do really fancy her, not gonna deny it.
Good to hear her match with Asuka went really well. I had a feeling it would.
![masoyama12[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Lxi9hrG.jpg "masoyama12[1].jpg")
Who is the greatest fighter in the history of the world, /asp/?
>that question is retarded, it depends on the style
bullshit, I don't give a fuck, tell me who would win in a fighting tournament of all of the greatest fighters in the world
Any answer other than Mike Lient is objectively incorrect.
>>1436386
Teddy Roosevelt
goju guy
have you ever actually watched him? absolutely savage, he just has this way about how he moves. Its impossible to get a bead on him, so much dexterity, so surprising.
Who are the Top 5 female wrestlers in America right now?
>Inb4 """Women's Wrestling"""
>Inb4 fedora tips
We get it.
>"""Women's Wrestling"""
1. Becky
2. Asuka
3. Charlotte
4. Nia Jax
5. Sasha Banks
>>1435180
If you actually rate woman "wrestlers" by their skill and not their looks, you're a fucking loser
Name an uglier Woman in Wrestling than this horse faced Womanlet with a receding hairline.
>Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
>You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.
>>1446096
And Nakamura will be made into Mizdow.
Watch it happen folks.
The only way this guy succeeds is if he gets pushed as chink Lesnar or chink taker, or he makes the intercontinental title his and beats the fuck out of all the main talent to do so.
>>1446109
Also, give him Paul heyman to help overcome the language barrier.
>>1446114
Nakamura is legit a better English promo than Reigns.
Is it gay if I hate women wrestlers and can't fap to any of them?
>>1446056
Yep
> anigay
double gay
> alexa bliss, becky lynch
> can't fap
yes
>>1446056
You are a homosexual. Congratulations, my son.
JUST
>>1445725
They're actually great wrestlers.
They should be much better Usos.
>marks getting that worked by Puerto Ricans
Epico has a great shithead heel grin
>>1445730
The whole gimmick has been doomed since day one. Puerto Rico literally just got bailed out from bankruptcy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MdK8hBkR3s
Why are you still racist/sexist/disabledist, bros?
>>1445704
Is John Cena the ideal American?
>>1445731
No, Roman Reigns is.
Because, as an overweight social recluse who calls people faggots on the internet, I am superior to those people that deal with actual hardship
OH MY GOD, COULD IT BE?
IT IS
WHAT'S THE PRO WRESTLING PIED PIPER DOING IN IMPACT ZONE?
I DON'T KNOW TAZ BUT I'VE NEVER FELT AN ENERGY LIKE IT BEFORE ITS LIKE I'M IN A MILD PSYCHOTROPIC DRUG INDUCED STATE
>>1445645
I'M HAVING AM OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE OVER HERE
> Never in my Iife I feel the energy in the house as I did when walked out Nakamura show NXT. Next level shit, like a mild drug affects mental state induced. The controlled subject fully man the crowd the whole time, like some spazzy determined wrestle away COPIED Piper. It was amazing.
> Not only to discover it for yourself in person, I can not do justice to the word
>>1445645
HAHA, HE'S CRAZY! HE'S OUTTA CONTROL MAGGLE! I LOVE IT
Post yfw
>>1445217
>You got chocolate on my vanilla!
>You got Vanilla on my strawberry
Neapolitan~
>>1445217
>Never in my Iife have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
>You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words
I was at roadblock and Jericho said some really mean things about us, but I felt his presence
>>1445049
He wasn't lying though. Da six smells like shit
Poll
http://derpy.me/EoIkD
Y'know in hindsight it really is an indication just how terrible shit is in the E right now when Vince literally had to throw the Entire Undercard and Middle Card into the 3rd hour while Ambrose, Rollins, Cena, and AJ got to comfortably get shit down in the 1st and 2nd.
The ending felt like a really terrible house show. Just throw a bunch of shit out there.
>>1444978
>he didn't have fun with a one-off Big Show/Ryder fuckfest
It could've been a 6 man tag main event. It'll be back to its not quite as good status next week, just sit tight.
>>1444978
KO was over with the chair
even if it ended with botch planning
Zack and Beege were over (why the fuck was beege liked)
>>1444993
I don't know, but it was a great final hour for America.
How does everyone think the CWC will go?
Horrible
but it will be a good watch and entertaining
>>1444940
a bunch of vanilla midgets will do flips and tajiri will spit mist in some jobbers face
what did he mean by this?
>CHEESE EATING CHEESE PEOPLE
i had a burger and hotdogs for 4th of july what about you guys?
>Nakameme fans will defend this
When you thought wrestling couldn't get any gayer
>>1444603
>Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing. >You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.
>>1444603
Pretty fucking gay
>>1444603
>he wouldn't gay community for shinsuke
