ITT: Athletes/Wrestlers That You Can't Believe Really Exist
>After losing six straight fights between December 2001 and February 2003, Datsik pursued a career in kickboxing and appeared in his final MMA bout on August 23, 2006. He later seemingly disappeared completely, leading to widespread rumors that he had died in a train wreck. These rumors, however, were set to rest, when it was reported in March 2007 he was alive and well, after being detained for his part in the armed robbery of various mobile phone shops in St. Petersburg.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>895819
>In August 2010 he escaped, by tearing a hole in the wire fence around the low security clinic, apparently using his bare hands. He then illegally crossed the border to Norway in a boat and met with Norwegian reporters. While wearing Nazi symbols, he told the reporters that he was "not a nationalist, but a racist". Joined by two neo-Nazis from "an ex-Soviet Baltic state" living in Norway, he appeared at the International Police Immigration Service in Oslo on September 21, 2010,...
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>>895827
>In the week of October 29, a Norwegian police physician submitted a report based on conversations with Datsik and review of available documents which concluded that he did not have a serious mental disease. Datsik's lawyers are of the opinion that Russian authorities made up the psychiatric diagnosis and that Norwegian authorities on that ground must allow Datsik to remain in Norway. Datsik also claims that he was tortured by Russian authorities. The torture included the application of electrodes...
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So is the "Iron Shirt" training a bunch of Chinese bullshit? Or is there actually something to this? Google seems to have a distinct lack of skepticism.
Obviously there's some truth to mentally conditioning yourself to pain. And that Qigong stuff is bullshit. But I've read some "scientific" explanations that claim you genuinely condition your body to become more durable that normal.
1) Wolff's law suggests routine stress on bones will increase bone density.
2) I've had Astym therapy prescribed by legitimate doctors....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7gnB31NnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4
>>895914
If neither of those links is Penn and Teller's Bullshit! season 1 episode 9 where they show how to do all the iron shirt magic tricks, you're not telling the whole story.
OP, you can build calluses. You can strengthen your bones a bit by loading them, but not by whacking them on things. You can get tougher by taking hits, sure.
You can't do Chinese magic that's going to make you so tough you won't even need to defend yourself though. If a strong dude hits you it's going...
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>>895914
Basically,
>you can develop pain tolerance by taking pain
>Wolff's Law: Taking hits creates microfractures, and they heal back stronger
Also, as the title suggests, he held (maybe he still holds it) the world record for strongest kick to the balls.
>tfw you will never get to lick his arms and bury your face in his torso while he whispers sweet geordie nothings
Why even live
Imagine going down between these thighs
>>895663
Why aye man what tha fuck ah you doin' like?
To be fair he's jacked as hell.
Who /Botchamania/ here ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny-y4LnDQQI
>>895590
FAACKIN BULLSHAAT
>>895590
>late as fuck
check the catalog faggot
>>895590
HULK HOGAN! WE COMIN' FOR YOU, NIGGA!
1. go to deviant art
2. search your favorite wrestler
3. share your findings with the /wwe/ universe
>>895208
If dubs, Ryback wins the rumble and holds on to the title for an entire year.
Kevin obese owens dies after 14th trip to wendys the day after
>Favorite is KO
>Favorite animal is a shark
Based Owens fanart based.
WOO
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Trips winning the rumble
Is Dean right about Mick?
In4 for the GOAT.
>>895201
>ywn be paul michael levesque, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the proverbial ring general, the connecticut blue blood, the guy who carried shawn in dx, the creator of degeneration x, the founder of evolution, the founder of evolution again in 2014, the man who singlehandedly won the monday night wars by driving a tank, a member of the international sports hall of fame, 2008 wrestler of the year, 1997 king of the ring, 2002 royal rumble winner, 5 time intercontinental champion, 3 time...
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xth for Fat is Jericho
BRIE MODE!
W W @ ?
Corbin-sama! <3
cant stand this untalented 3-move hack.
>>896798
If you're not a club member then fuck off faggot.
Since this meme wrestler is coming to WWE are there any good matches of his that I should watch?
Nakamura vs Kevin Steen (Owens)
https://www.youtube /com/ watch?v=fbMdcYDUL2E
Nakamura vs Kota Ibushi
http://www.dailymotion /com/ video/x2qnx33
>>895084
the styles vs nakamura match this month is great
>>895111
>posting the links like that
Useless /asp/ie cunt
What are the chances we see the Olympic God run down that ramp at the rumble? Would you shit marks?
No one else wants this?
I'd go crazy, imagine him angle-slamming Reigns or Lesnar over the top rope to win, that'd be the best moment in WWE for years.
None.
He's retiring in a TNA tour or some shit like that.
>Have little mexican friend, "Ramirez"
>5'8", 135 lbs ottermode long distance runner
>Gets challenged to fight by "street fighter" faggit 5'9" 160 lbs of what could be bulk or fat
>Ramirez keeps insisting he doesn't want to fight, then gets spit on by Faggit
>Fight is in one week because you never spit at a Mexican and get away with it
>Ramirez asked...
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>>894898
>What techniques or style do you teach him?
How to use a gun.
>>894898
>people are showing up to watch
How's senior year of high school going? You guys meeting up at the park or what?
>>894914
They're literally fighting at night at a baseball field.
We thought it was pretty funny too.
Found this spot and it looks like a decent ledge but the only thing is the bricks it's made of. How would I be able to make this ledge buttery as fuck.
>>894882
You should be studying for that math test instead. 8th grade's important.
>>894882
le plastic pegs meme, thats how :^)
Xavier Woods is the most overrated person in WWE.
Y/N?
No.
/thread
>>894815
How exactly is he over rated? He has charisma. He's actually solid in the ring. Most people say he's decent and not much more. Over rated is probably a guy like Ziggler.
I think he's annoying as fuck but I would like to see more of him beyond "le happy trombone negro". Move Big E to singles competition and let him and Kofi handle tag-team.
WHEN YOU ATTACKED ME LAST NIGHT YOU PISSED ME OFF, BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM SO I UNDERSTOOD YOUR ACTIONS ROMAN. QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T BLAME YOU, BUT ROMAN THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS YOU ATTACKED MY FATHER IN LAW...
BRIE MODE
First for the Miz
Best wrestler and talker in the company right now. Really hope he wins the rumble, he deserves it.
>>894686
>mfw I'd actually really like Miz to win because he's more entertaining than Haitch
westling related filename thread
>>894412
>that pose at the end
>not a filename related to jjba
you fucked up bruh