>>895201
>ywn be paul michael levesque, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the proverbial ring general, the connecticut blue blood, the guy who carried shawn in dx, the creator of degeneration x, the founder of evolution, the founder of evolution again in 2014, the man who singlehandedly won the monday night wars by driving a tank, a member of the international sports hall of fame, 2008 wrestler of the year, 1997 king of the ring, 2002 royal rumble winner, 5 time intercontinental champion, 3 time tag team champion, 2 time european champion, 13 time wwe world champion, star of the hollywood box office smash hit "The Chaperone", the co-founder of Connor's Cure, the executive vice president of talent, live Events and Creative, the creator and booker of NXT, Vince Mcmahon's favorite son, the father of 3 happy well nourished children who love their father more than their mother, the man who slayed the boss's daughters hellacious pussy, the greatest wrestler of all time THE GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAYYYYYAAAATTTCCCHHHH
(it's all about the game and how you play it, its all about control and if you can take it. etc.)
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xth for Fat is Jericho
BRIE MODE!
>>895210
BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK
>>895210
she looked hot on smackdown this week day-sue
>>895210
>tfw those rips in her pants and you can see her ass when she's being submitted
>>895201
>No edition edition
>mfw Roman overcomes the odds this sunday
>>895207
>2016
>fat shaming
>>895223
Back to tumblr
you morans split the threads again
Post yfw the king of kings wins the rumble
>virgins think this is attractive
>>895229
>>895220
>THE ADOPTED DAD OF THE A+ PLAYER EDITION
there .
>>895227
Pretty sure this is the only active one m8
>>895230
>people still think this is her
>>895219
I actually have a picture of that saved.
>>895237
Is the joke her lack of ass
Post underrated themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxSwtDgaQDk
>>895238
good boy!
>>895231
Dear sweet Jesus everything about this movie was shit. For starters, the over-acting required of pro wrestlers for the purposes of pro wrestling (have to sell the angle, emotions, and fighting with limited or no editing, limited camera angles, limited audio equipment, etc, due to the live, one-take nature of it) translates HORRIBLY to film and makes it seem like it's being acted by 14 year olds on their iPhones.
The writing was also insultingly stupid. Why would Santa bother with a personal trainer if he wasn't going to do any diet or exercise? If it's charity, why not just give her the money for the personal trainer's salary and tell her to bugger off? Why is Santa's personal trainer now in charge of Backup Santa Recruitment? Why, besides the plot demanding it, would Santa tell the new Head of Recruitment to go evaluate the biggest asshole on the planet for the position of Backup Santa?
What sort of God would allow a storyline where Santa's personal trainer is tasked with recruiting a walking bag of Asshole Slick Wall Street Type cliches for Backup Santa while some nepotistic gothic 5'10'' elf tries to sabotage him to exist?
I think I just became an athiest. Thanks Vince.
>>895174
Wouldn't you need a different credit card every time?
In case you RAW/Smackdownfags forgot what it's like to be over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HEO2nbxws8
First for based Josh winning the rumbel and eliminating the samoan josh
>>895245
Don't you talk shit about best girl
What stops roman from getting thrown out the second rope and sleeping on the floor? Rusev did it last year and did not get disqualified or eliminated.
>>895255
The crowd calling you out
>watching rumbles to get hyped
>2005
>eddie #1
>based
>benoit #2
>FUCK YES
>...puder #3
>oh yeah this was the kid that stiffed angle, this is like punishment or something
>cuts a promo about winning as a TE rookie
>kek
>slammed around by benoit and eddie
>rough chops
>sounds like he's really in pain
>wonder who's next to fuck this kid up
>Hardcore Holly comes out
my fucking sides
>>895247
I marked hard, almost dropped my beer.
>>895247
I was there and I can confirm these guys, Gable and Jordan and Bailey were the most over throughout the night.
>royal rumble
>daniel bryan comes out
>he gets super man punched out of the ring after 5 minutes
>crowd is booing
>#30 is about to hit
>3... 2.... 1....
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XsorUGTaq0 hits
I wasnt even gonna watch the rumble until Josh was announced to be in it. Josh is a draw, brother
lol hhh sucks wish he still wrestles where is he anyways
>some mark mistakes Elias Samson for Aries
>everyone thinks he's coming to NXT
Classic.
>>895263
I wonder if they're going to have the Social Outcasts come out in between.
>>895258
Get ready for when Josh comes out Sunday and everyone just stops to look at him.
>>895268
lel you know they will,probably surround him and beat the shit out of him.
>>895261
Would he get the biggest pop ever?
>>895261
Oh yeah that's my pro wrestling fantasy alright! BOO Roman Reigns! BOOOOO!! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! WE ARE AWESOME! #CancelWWENetwork
>>895269
Wish Hardcore Holly was still in WWE just to see how stiff he would go on Yeti
>>895274
no worries some other vet will tell everybody to do it.
>>895273
R u okay lad
>>895265
He's waiting in the #30 position
>>895261
literally the only way they could sell out jerryworld
I wouldn't put either of them past it
what would vince even have to pay punk
5 million for two matches?
>y2j still hasnt had a match
Wtf is this
>>895275
It'd be fun to see Beeg just do that big chop to his chest for 2 minutes straight
>>895279
Good
I miss when we had /aspprowrestling/ generals becuase we never ended up with 3 of the exact same thread at the same time.
>>895261
The day he ever comes back will be the biggest pop WWE has ever seen
>>895276
No because Roman Reigns IS NOT READY DAMN IT
Push AJ, he's ready
>>895283
He's never coming back.
>>895285
My point being.
>>895278
>CM Punk
>selling out Wrestlemania
Lol
>>895278
extreme ass kissing would have to happen since you know...Vince owes CM Punk a whole lot of 'ones'
>>895282
Fuck off /asp/ie.
>>895288
>I'll put you over Roman, give you unquestioned veto power over your booking, and pay you out the ass
>All you have to do is drop the title to Samoa Joe when once he gets called up and built up on the main roster
Both things Vince would never say, but that might be enough.
My wrestlemania 32 card
>josh and paige live sex celebration
>miz and maryse live sex celebration
>cm punk and aj lee live sex celebration
>chris jericho and stephanie mcmahon live sex celebration
>brock lesnar and sable live sex celebration
>triple h and stephanie mcmahon live sex celebration
>daniel bryan and brie bella live sex celebration
>john cena and nikki bella live sex celebration
>john cena, daniel bryan and nikki bella, brie bella live sex celebration
Thoughts?
>>895273
>>895284
>>895294
Sexymania 1?
You are a dirtsheet writer.
What kind of headlines do you write to catch the most viewers?
>>895295
I'll have you know sir that I am not a troll, for I am a great wrestling critic.
>>895294
>chris jericho and stephanie mcmahon live sex celebration
>triple h and stephanie mcmahon live sex celebration
>triple cuck
>>895294
>no Wyatt family and Jojo live sex celebration
>>895289
>says the guy who probably made one of those extra threads.
You can tell me to piss off when you and the rest of the /sp/ags get more coordinated.
>>895297
>Daniel Bryan to be released?
>Daniel Bryan to be cleared in time for RR?
>>895300
Jo jo is dating bray wyatt?
>>895294
t. Russo
>>895300
I'd pay to see Braun fuck Jojo
>>895310
>I'd pay to fuck Jojo
Fixed
>>895294
Paige and josh aren't a thing
>>895297
The surprise return entrant is going to win.
>>895312
THIS HURTS YOU
>>895314
>t. Joshs ex wife
>>895318
Paige has with kevin staff
>>895319
broke up recently
>>895294
Would fap to for the rest of my life
>>895321
Proof?
>>895321
Wasn't it all just a work for the show?
>>895294
>no Sasha and Mikaze
>>895324
Yes. I don't think Paige actually has a boyfriend irl.
>>895325
>no sasha and new day
Fixed
>>895330
Link?
>>895207
>Liger is in better shape.
>>895329
>no sasha and this guy
fixed again
>>895301
I'll make another one just for you baby
>>895242
Rowan Empire when?
>>895334
which one is sasha?
>>895345
The one wearing specs, to the left of the ladder in the background.
>>895335
She's probably the least photogenic person on the roster the only pictures where she looks attractive or has a natural pose are screenshots where she looked like a normal person for 1/24th of a second
>>895343
Isn't his character like he's a genius but also a giant retard or something
>>895350
She always forces smiles hard when she's taking pictures with fans too. Seems like a twat desu.
>>895351
he's a wine maker too or something like that.
HE'S GOT THE WHOOOOLE WORLD
IN HIS HANDS
>roman standing tall
>he just threw brock over the ropes after surviving 4 F-5s and 20 germans
>looks real fucking strong
>demands a mic
>who geals you got Vince, h-huh
>*winks at camera*
>#29
>3...
>2...
>1...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-mdFXKyBU
>eliminates roman immediately
>#30
>3...
>2...
>1...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg
don't put it past him
>>895355
>the fucking ending to that cage match
>>895356
Do you know how out of shape austin is
fuck hulk hogan. hulk hogan ack puh.
>>895359
Same here sheiky baby
>>895358
Rocky gets gassed 5 minutes into a match himself. They both suck.
>>895361
Austin the GOAT sucks?
U wot
Vince McMahon here. We need to make Roman look strong. Give me your ideas dammit.
>>895364
give him a riot helmet
and a gun
>>895349
Thanks. I pity her for being stuck next to that genetic deformity in the singlet, but I guess that is the price of fame.
>>895362
In the ring, in the modern day, yes.
>>895364
Make everybody job to him.
Clear Daniel Bryan and make him fellate Ramen in the middle of the ring.
>>895360
i come from iran, 1968.
mister vergne gagne call me, tell me, sheik, i give you hundred thousand dollar to break the hulk hogan leg.
i said, coach, i cannot do that. i love the god, jesus and mister mcmahon.
NOBODY SOLD OUT PONTIAC SILVERDOME, PONTIAC, MICHIGAN, EXCEPT IRON SHEIK!
>>895357
Man, I fucking hated that match. It made the Wyatts look so pathetic.
>>895364
Turning his [spoiler]VAGINA[/spoiler] inside out and fashioning it into a crude makeshift [spoiler]PENIS[/spoiler] would be a good start.
>>895353
I won't tell you how I know, but she really does have a legit big ego.
>>895373
Sorry I'm new, didn't know spoilers don't work here.
>>895373
18+
>watching the 92 rumble
>googling half the guys to see if they are still alive
>Texas Tornado comes out
>mfw
I thought McMahon hated the Von Erichs
>>895374
She's a jew, it's to be expected.
>>895374
With how much neckbeards jerk her off, it's to be expected she'd buy into her own hype.
>>895378
What's Mika doing on that bike
>>895380
the ironman (kek) match was a fucking drag.
>>895382
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought it was bad.
>>895382
I enjoyed it personally, but the way people talk you'd think she was the second coming of Christ. She's not even the best female wrestler in WWE, let alone all of NA like some think she is.
>>895383
it wasn't even so much the botches. it just never got going.
i think the last women's match i enjoyed was trish vs mickie. and before that trish vs victoria (i think it was trish, in 2002, hardcore match).
>royal rumble
>two left in the ring
>Triple H & Brock giving everything they got
>#30 is about to hit
>3... 2.... 1....
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YP3loQz3IE hits
How hard do you dance anon?
>>895355
th-thanks bray
>Balor, Sami Zayn, Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, Austin Aries, Kevin Owens, Shinsuke Nakamura, Hideo Itami, Daniel Bryan, Apollo Crews, Seth Rollins,
Dean Ambrose are all employed in your product
>It still manages to be shit
That is quite the dubious achievement
>>895384
>people actually gave it 4 (four) stars
delusion.
>>895355
Texas Chainsaw Massacre. God fucking dammit. I get it now. I knew it all seemed familiar.
>>895389
I've seen it compared to Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels at WM 26
ROMAN'S SLEEPING
ROMAN'S SLEEPING
>>895394
based philly smarks
>>895393
top fucking kek.
in that match, both of their offense looked really poor. they need more aggression in their clotheslines and slams. victoria needs to be a trainer desu.
>>895395
that was summerslam (Brooklyn) I thought
>>895398
He's been given that chant at multiple PPVs
>>895386
I still enjoy this theme a lot
>>895397
I agree. Most of the women are too gentle, really. Probably afraid to get a bruise or some shit.
I miss Victoria big time senpai
During a preschool session the teacher asked her students "what sound does a pig make?" cracka ass Jimbob answered "oink oink" little Tyrone going for his scholarship in electrical engineering answered "LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS"
#BlackLivesMatter..
>>895403
i like you. if men hit each other at full whack, the women should to. or at least try and make it look like you do. this is mainly why i skip women's matches.
bring back finlay to train them.
>>895319
>t. Kevin staff
>>895395
Philly has the dumbest most unoriginal smarks. They're like a 12 year old who swears too much to try and impress 16 year olds.
>>895325
>wanting to see no ass no tits sasha 5anks in lingerie/naked
O i am laffin
who /marathonning Rumbles to get ready for Sunday/ here
>>895294
How can i email vincent kennedy mcmahon or hunter hearst helmsley this?
>>895410
Watching this one myself atm
>>895410
>dat pop for the active GOAT
>>895388
> Austin Aries
What
>>895410
>That Snuka/Piper moment
>Snuka's going to jail and Piper's dead now
>>895410
2008 is great
>>895410
>mfw also watching 08 right now
Spoopy
>TNA publishing that Styles changed his mind on coming back
This fucking company.
Post brutal bumps that make you cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIwgTTEUyPY
>>895410
i watched that earlier today family
92 now
07 next
>tfw just redid my trial
Best rumbles of the 2000s?
What do you think is the reason for all of the recent signings of major indy names?
Are one or more of them going to be involved in a major WrestleMania program? - Especially since so many top stars are currently injured
Are they looking for the next top guy?
Maybe it is because they see money in cornering the indy market, making NXT the biggest indy fed of all, regardless of if any of them ever go to the main roster.
>>895277
Is that the ticket he drew to fuck his own wife?
>>895426
CM Punk and D-Bry ave proven that indy people are over as fuck.
>>895426
its the latter
>>895206
Dude I read this while playing his theme song
Pretty Legit :^)
>>895426
Killing the competition, dumbass.
http://www.tnawrestling.com/Search-Listing/item/6977-AJ-Styles
How unprofessional.
>>895426
Kalisto's old mask was so badass
>>895250
She mah waifu
>>895414
http://pwinsider.com/article/99210/spoiler-backstage-at-tonights-wwe-nxt-taping-is.html?p=1
>>895426
Indy guys make good workers
Did you see Rich Swann on NXT?
>mfw Baron Corbin vs Rich Swann was better than anything Sami Zayn has done since he got back
>>895425
2000, 2001, 2004, 2008.
>Watching 2008
>Ric Flair is wrestling
>Look at him
Good god
>>895431
That must be it, because ROH and TNA are such big threats
>>895442
Lol no not really, NJPW is which is why they just stole their 2 biggest stars.
>>895437
Based, AA is my favourite outlaw
>>895432
TNA is like the gift that keeps on giving
>>895442
It is. They're not threats whatsoever but this is how the big dogs remain on-top.
Innovation and creativity are a whole lot harder than nipping any potential competition in the bud before they can grow to be anything remotely intimidating.
>>895438
>>mfw Baron Corbin vs Rich Swann was better than anything Sami Zayn has done since he got back
That's not really that impressive since Swann kinda went a little balls-out with his spots for his debut appearance and Zayn has only had two fairly standardized matches since coming back.
>>895426
>Killing the competition (or what little there is)
>they get smarks wet
>more people to feed to roman
>>895376
Because it's sports and sports don't have spoilers. Of course now that the board is 50 percent pro wrestling they should really bring them back.
>>895260
> being a brony and an NXMemer at the same time
Please lose weight
>>895438
I know Rich was so short, I thought he actually stood chance. it's a shame tbqh
>>895443
How is NJPW a threat? They run in Japan, WWE runs 90% of their shows in the US. None of the kids that watch WWE will ever find out that NJPW exists, and the adults are gonna keep watching WWE no matter what
>>895455
The IWC
>>895454
>didn't know
>>895282
Cry harder cuck
GTFO
>>895426
I wouldn't call it "going after the Indies". Can people like Somoa Joe, AJ, or Austin really be "indies"? Indies = Indepdenant. Those three wrestled in the second largest American promotion, TNA, and also NJPW, a promotion which is very familiar to WWE
WWE really isn't as dumb as you smarks belief. The scouting department looks all over the world for the most popular talent to hire. Where else would WWE look but smaller nationwide promotions like ROH? There's no territories anymore, and they don't have enough time to look at every backyard wrestler
https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/488378135461654528
lol
>I just watched MVP lose to Ric Flair
Lel what the fuck 2008
>>895460
Actually pretty funny
FACT
>>895463
OF
>>895438
Is it true Sami Zayn is filthy muslim trash?
>>895465
THE
>>895460
>since this time Hardy has gained weight and is in much worse shape than KO
>>895467
MATTER
Why was X-Pac's theme better than the actual D-X theme?
>>895470
Because DX is awful in every way
>>895466
> arab first name
> arab second name
> arab real name
> arabic writing on tights
What do you think
>>895469
IS
>>895455
>from 36,000 (packed) to 25,000 (PACKED)
>>895470
Same reason why Hogan's was better than the NWO's
>>895470
Because X Pac wasnt a raging homosexual
>>895470
I actually think Tyson's version was the most underrated.
>mfw found Seth's real facebook
>Watching these old rumbles
God, JBL is legit the greatest heel of all time
>>895476
>fucked Chyna
>not homo
>>895478
Post is faget
Is it full of emo stuff?
>>895481
nah his photo's just him doing crossfit
search Colby Lopez, he's in a green shirt
RuRu is on his friends list
>>895482
God, Rusev's name is so fucking russian
I wanna fuck Bray's sister
>>895486
Abigail?
>>895482
Look at HarpGOAT creeping in the back
>>895438
>Indy guys make good workers
you're forgetting this is the same community that thingks 'vanilla midget manlets' don't sell.
>>895488
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH EYAH
>>895488
Based Harper
his nazi GF obviously on his friends list
only her and RuRu I've seen who I recognise
>>895482
>that feel when Paige's real facebook doesn't have any relationship info
what a true slag
>>895485
it's borderline parody of what a russian name is
looks cool as fuck in cyrillic
>Mиpocлaв Бapняшeв
What a weeb
>>895492
I can't find Paiges, just a bunch of RPers
>>895491
Also found Carmella
god wrestlemania 23 had a shit logo
>>895494
Xavier seems like a shit-tier person.
He's getting pretty unfunny in New Day tbqh. Big E and Kofi have surpassed him.
>>895498
Found the Bo$$ from Carmella
>>895501
He was never funny.
He was always just obnoxious, Big E is the only one genuinely funny, Kofi just piggybacks off what the other two are doing.
>>895503
link
>>895503
post images we haven't seen before
Royal Rumble 1998 was the best rumble ever
>all three of foleys faces
>hype as fuck crowd
>hype as fuck run in from owen hart
>hype as fuck run in from austin
>>895453
one day you are going to die, and you're going to get to see your whole life play like a movie and you'll come to this point, where you're shitposting all over the net. realise, just how sad that moment is going to be.
I found Charlotte's facebook, which basically leads to Golddust and a shit ton of others, kek.
Just search her real name Ashley Fliehr
>>895510
>fliehr
>>895514
Ric's real name is Richard Morgan Fliehr
>it's a /wwe/ stalks actual facebooks thread
>>895515
Fucking nazis
>>895517
These people have 2000-4000 people on their friends list, theyre aren't exactly "private".
>>895519
>2000 people is a lot for a celebrity
>>895520
You can also see all of their walls, which are public, is also my point.
>no one is friends with BMJ
Found Lana, wew lad that cake.
God bless Rusev
>Browsing traps on chaturbate
>suddenly Sasha Banks
rate
>>895526
gib link
>>895524
>>895535
>Her real name is Mercedes
>>895527
.com/bronzegodess/
spam filters wont let me post full link sorry pham
>>895539
s'cool
thanks man
Based HarpGOAT
>>895523
i-i'll be friends with John
>>895358
>>895361
The beauty of his stupid idea is that they don't have to work very long, and then they can take two months before Mania to get in shape.
But Rock's got sell out stuff to attend to, and Austin's not beating himself up just to fix the mess years of Creative and booking failure have wrought.
>>895542
HarpGOAT's dog is cute
>>895542
Thats a sweet hoodie
>>895542
>the wyatts don't sit by a creek and play banjo no matter the weather
immersion = broken
>>895549
He's the only Wyatt you can find
>>895492
hers is under saraya jade frary. she changed her status cuz shes not dating the dude from the band anymore, she with josh
>>895551
josh's facebook doesn't mention her at all
>All these rumble possibilities
>tfw getting hype for another shit predictable rumble
Can't wait for the massive butthurt and boos when Roman looks like the strongest man in the rumble for the third year in a row
>Roman will never get eliminated at the start
>The final two in the match will never have a twenty minute five star wrestling match with tons of false finishes and fighting spirit spots
>>895552
Based.
