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/wwe/ General #1763 - HERE'S THE THING ROMAN Edition
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WHEN YOU ATTACKED ME LAST NIGHT YOU PISSED ME OFF, BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM SO I UNDERSTOOD YOUR ACTIONS ROMAN. QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T BLAME YOU, BUT ROMAN THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS YOU ATTACKED MY FATHER IN LAW...
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BRIE MODE
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First for the Miz

Best wrestler and talker in the company right now. Really hope he wins the rumble, he deserves it.
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>>894686
>mfw I'd actually really like Miz to win because he's more entertaining than Haitch
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YOU SEE ROMAN
I JUST DON'T THINK-AH YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES-AH TO BE THE CHAMPION
YOU'RE NO A+ PLAYER, IN FACT YOU'RE NOT EVEN B+, AND WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU YOU'LL BE NOTHING MORE THAN A PILE OF [beep]
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>>894688
>YOU'LL BE NOTHING MORE THAN A PILE OF [beep]

[huge pop for a swear word]
[subsequent video packages]
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>Dudleys vs. Social Outcasts
>Bubba tells D-Von to get the tables (would get them DQ'd if successful)
>D-Von leaves the ring and is surrounded by Bo and Adam, he forgot they were there
>D-Von looks confused and Bubba gets rolled up while looking at him

Why are the Dudley Boys so retarded.
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>it's a the finish is a michinoku driver match
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>>894685
WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH
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>>894690
Too many shots to the head
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>>894690
They're finns
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>It's a european wrestler uses the european uppercut match
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>>894695
>HE USES THAT BECAUSE CLOSE FISTS ARE OUTLAWED IN EUROPE MAGGLE
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>>894690
>>Bubba tells D-Von to get the tables (would get them DQ'd if successful)

I always wondered why they keep saying this.
They never get the fucking tables anymore. They just do a 3D.
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>>894690
I feel so bad for Bully. He must feel like an idiot too since TNA is offering bigger guaranteed paychecks now.
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>>894700
>was the face of TNA for a long while being the champions and a leader of a big stable
>goes to WWE to job to shitters and not even get to cut a longer promo that he actually can cut if he's a heel
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>Royal Rumble
>Roman is in the ring alone
>3
>2
>1
>WE WALK ALONE IN THE UNKNOWN
How hard do you mark?
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>>894695
>it's a Samoan wrestler uses the samoan drop match
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>>894692
FAT DICK
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>>894705

>It's a black wrestler that shucks and jives into the ring
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>It's a Brie taps out match
State of her without Nikki baka
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>>894704
Would mark pretty hard for that GOAT theme.
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>>894704
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA5UkR4JDM8
How hard do you mark out?
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZTTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5enKjKAlQU

How hard do you mark?
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>>894714
I wouldn't because RVD is far past his prime.
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0PxoilxzM
Would you mark for this GOAT theme?
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>>894718
Funny thing is he can still pull a great match
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>Hate Charlie with all my soul during her face forced push run because muh dad
>They slowly turn her heel
>Is now a massive cunt impossible not to hate
>Still hate her guts

Have... Have I been worked all along, brehs?
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6g4D4dStmY
How hard would you mark?
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>3
>2
>1
BZZZZZZT
>Lights go off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEhkTFZCFig

Would it be the biggest moment in WWE history? WWE signing the one man who hasn't stepped foot in a WWE ring?
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>>894715
Pretty hard. One of the GOAT themes.
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>It's a youtube link and "how hard would you mark?" thread

Whew lads
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>>894726
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IG_CnvJxbA
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>>894724
I don't know man. Those matches with Cesaro turned out to be the exact opposite of what everyone hoped they would be.
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>>894725
Yes. She's a natural heel, anon:^)
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>>894729
>it's a /wwe/ thread between shows
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>>894729
It's always like that before RR though
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>>894730
kek
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did any britfqgs bet on triple h to win the rumble when he was 50/1?
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>>894745
nah, stuck a fiver on Wayne Rooney though
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>>894726
>HHH is in the ring roughhousing with Roman
>3...2....1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cjyHctjo

How hard do you mark
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>3
>2
>1
>Bzt
>CHRISTIANNN CHRISTIANNN
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>>894749
wade barrett pls.
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>>894733
she is like ric flair triple h and edge all combined into one and yes i am just talking about her looks
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>>894753
I would mark so fucking hard
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Xo75bh7no

How hard would you mark?
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what happened to them?
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>>894753
>>894762
moneymind
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>>894753

I really wish Shane would return to kayfabe take over the company and create a face authority. Steph could stay with Hunter and make a heel group but the management woukd be a face one.
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>>894753
As long as he can still pull off the coast to coast.
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>>894763
Lost the tag titles and faded away, think they are having a heel turn based on the promo on NXT last week.
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>>894753
I'd mark out like a 10 year old.
I'd mark out even harder if he eliminates Reigns or HHH.
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>>894690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC2Uf0GZoNg&list=PLEEEEE13FA70A0946

D-Von is probably retarded Bubba is smart.
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>>894763
Flavor of the month gimmick, just like Rose, Breeze, etc.
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>>894776
More like flavour of the week
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>>894776
Breeze was a legit great heel when he was after the championship. Problem is he gets thrown on the main roster in a who gives a crap shitfest with Ziggler and Sammer Rae.
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>>894753

>shane dyes his hair black and brings a chair to the ring with him

would be so good
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>>894783
Dolph Ziggler has faded away into nothingness. What's this, his third garbage fued in a row?
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>>894785
Probably because it always involves women as a love interest. Which are always fucking dull angles.
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZZZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wuA9V_sqRA

How hard would you mark?
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>>894788
I'd feel bad for his family when he gets paralysed
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>>894772
I'm laughing like and idiot, stupidly fun wrestlers
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Right, so somebody explain to me.

Why is Roman Reigns now in the RR defending his title.
Is Vince genuinely still trying to ram this "ROMAN IS STRONG" down our throats by having him take on 29 other men ?
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>>894763
Nothing.
Literally, nothing.
They didn't do anything with the titles and then lost them.
As NXT Tag Champions they didn't even make it to the stage of the NXT Tag Tournament wherein they would be featured on the PPV on which it culminated.
They weren't featured on that PPV defending their titles, either. I believe they had lost them by that point.
On a random NXT.
Booked literally horrifically.
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>>894793
stone cold is too based
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>>894794
Yes.
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>>894795
>They didn't do anything with the titles and then lost them.
That's what I didn't get, the pop they got when they won was amazing, then 2(?) weeks later they lose them having done nothing of any note while they had the titles. And that tournament was woeful as well. Gable and Jordan should have at least made the final.
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she doesnt seem that happy

https://twitter.com/WWECameron/status/690000568463540231
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>>894796
Bubba is amazing in this.
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>>894802
>oh no people aren't pushing me despite the fact that I have no talent
>baww
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>>894794
>Is Vince trying to shove someone he likes down our throats

Gee boss I dunno
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>>894772
I remember this, and Kane killed this shit. Guy is smart as fuck.
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>>894772
>Question that involves the phrase "Sunny side up".
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>>894802
>>894804
>Cameron seriously think she deserves a push

Oh that's rich.
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>>894802
The white patriarchy did this.
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>>894808
>>894804
>based Cam working smarks yet again
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>>894811
Cameron go
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>>894811
>being a Cameron mark
what the fuck?
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>>894806
Yes motherfucker, did great, I will like to see this with the current rooster.

i bet luke Harper is a smart one.
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>>894804
Sounds like a certain wwe champion right now.
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>Smarks killing WWE

Pretty much how WCW died.
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>>894814
>>894813
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>>894819
No it doesnt
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>>894821
Over paying a bunch of old guys is what killed WCW.
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>>894813
>Not saying
Girl bye


You had one job anon!
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>>894821
>>894827
Pretty sure Russo's booking and lack of any concrete backstage management is why they went out of business.
There was a story that a referee ran both Nitro/Thunder one week because he joked about being in charge and people believed him.
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>>894814
Even the shittiest superstars have marks, anon.

Except Charlotte.
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>>894727
>ywn be this over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBtGFaa0idY
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https://youtu.be/H7sFq2aHir8?t=8m20s

This is what ALL Stardust fans are.
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>>894832
Not going to lie, his entrance is pretty God tier. Never thought I would like a fat guy dancing to the ring to a Madonna song! UT the fans also help make it work. Just look how hyped they get when he wins.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RiSW_FxpWK4


A good crowd makes everything seem better.
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>>894825
This is just lazy
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>>894835
cody rhodes is autistic as fuck. have you seen his two twitter profiles?
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>>894848
Did Cody throw a fit he won Worst Gimmick on Meltzer's awards?
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>>894850
he tweeted
>Another case of people outside the business pretending the know anything about the business
>typical
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>>894851
I love it when jobbers get mad that they're jobbers.
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>>894851
kek. meltzer's been covering muh business before this loser was born.
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>>894855
>muh melt
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>>894772
based stone cold every fucking day of my life
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>>894855
> le meltzuh
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Baymella club W W @?
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>>894767
>le ebin McMahon vs McMahon power struggle

Fuck off, that shit was played out to death a decade ago. They ruined the invasion angle by turning it into a McMahon feud. If they wanted to improve things now, they should all fuck off and stay behind the scenes, and scrap this evil owner shit, it's fucking boring.
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>>894857
>>894859
i don't like or dislike dave - just stating a fact. cody's a tryhard.
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>>894851
>the fans don't know what they like
Enjoy career hell Cody
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>>894860
Carmella is mediocre tbqhwyf
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>>894865
>that body
>pans up to Bayley's jeering chimp face staring at the camera

JUST
LOOK
THE
OTHER
WAY
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>>894865

would smash/10
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>>894860
carmella has grown on me, shes cute.
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>>894835
Fuck off with your shilling
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>>894860
>no /baymella/ gen
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>>894869

>that feel when no qt New Yorker gf with an accent
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>>894829
if it was lil naitch or one of the armstrongs, they probably did well.
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>>894769
I thought they were heel already. What with the name and all. I don't watch NXT that much though.
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>>894831
>Except Charlotte.
Woo and squared circle would like to have a word with you.
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>>894877
If I recall, they only recently turned face after their first heel run.
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>>894763

Meh. Stupid gimmick anyways. It's retarded how they do the black and white entrance. Just stupid all around.

I like NXT but sometimes even I wonder what the Full Sail crowd is smoking.
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>haitch cheats on gf and fucks his way to the top
>never really had amazing matches, has 5 moves
>that title run in the early 2000s where he talked for 30 minutes straight
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>>894785

Ziggler is like watching paint dry with a mic in his hand. BORING. Glad he's in garbage feuds.
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>>894877
They had this weird video spot on the last NXT that seemed to hint they were turning back heel
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Haitch tweeted about a big surprise for tonight's NXT tapings. What could it be, bros?
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>>894886
You could sub "Seth Rollins" out with this except for the amazing matches part, admittedly.
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>>894864
> the fans
They arent WWE fans anyway so what does it matter
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>>894860
>Carmella
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>>894892
teasing the formation of the balor club?
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>>894892
It's AJ Styles and the New Japan guys.
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>>894895
Judging by the reactions he gets at shows, the WWE fans like Stardust about as much as Meltlel's fans
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>>894893
Seth just got lucky, way better champ than triple was. He's actually pretty strong too, you don't even expect because he's a crossfit fag.

Triple h just comes out of retirement to squash or bury people

>mfw he called booker t a nigger and beat him clean with one pedigree at wrestlemania
>mfw he came out of retirement, beat cm punks ass and went back into hiding
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>>894893
>except for the amazing matches part,
i think you mean with more amazing matches part.
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Based Josh is winning the rumble. Then hell have a feud with the entire jobber locker room of jobbers

#SocialJobbers
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>>894903
>Seth just got lucky, way better champ than triple was.

18+

>>894904
You didn't read the other post did you lad
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>>894903
HHH was vicariously living through seth but now that hes hurt he needs to do it himself.
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>>894906
Yeah I like it.
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>>894903
>Triple H
>not based in 2000
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If JeriDad is on the WM card I'll be pretty pissed 2bh
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>>894903
Also the last guy to beat Brock cleanly.
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>>894866

I would bury my face between her ass cheeks. Just sayin'.
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>>894912
>straight for the first time ever
Gets me every time.
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>>894903
>beating Booker T with one Pedigree

Not just one Pedigree, but about a 30-second wait before he even went for the pin
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>>894912
That's the whole reason he's back though.
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>>894912
Higher BMI, Jerichub or Owens?
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>>894923
owens by a mile.
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>>894923
Bo Dallas
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>>894919
MAKE SURE YOU MAKE WCW LOOK REALLY WEAK HUNTER!
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>>894919
Meanwhile Book hit him with every finisher he fucking has. HHH kicked out of all of them!
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>>894925
Keep in mind Jerigut is actually only 5'4"
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>>894923
EAT
OWENS
EAT

>pick the salads captcha
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I almost forgot he had to beat sting too. What the fuck was that. He's beaten them all, Goldberg, Steiner, what other wcw people am I forgetting. Jericho is like the only one who refused to be brought down by haitch
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>>894903
>way better champ than triple was

You realize people used Haitch's shit-tier reigns as a gauge of what Seth's literal only reign was in-terms of quality?
Haitch's earlier reigns before the dawn of cuntHaitch were actually good, the 2000/2001 shit.
Meanwhile Seth's ONLY reign is comparable in its qualities to Haitch's at his cuntiest.
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>>894912
18+

He had like 3 matches in 2015 and they were way better than the majority of wwe matches.
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>>894928
>>894932
Based Haitch destroying outlaws
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>>894935
This is what smarks and nostalgiafags really believe. Go home grandpa
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>>894700

>TNA is offering bigger guaranteed paychecks now.

I was wondering what could have possibly convinced James Storm to stick with that shitshow.

Where the hell do they get this money? Surely not from TV deals, ad revenue, or PPV buys. Do they have the Knockouts out turning tricks 24/7?

...Do they?
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>>894928
>buries Booker T at WM19
>comes back from injury in 07 by making quick work of King Booker at Summerslam
>had that odd angle involving firing but then not firing Booker a few years ago

HHH just seems to take a special kind of joy out of keeping Booker down.
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>>894935
>literally carried by Neville
>supposedly good match with Baloring none of us have seen
>forgettable six-man tag in which he looked shit
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>>894938
Dixie's dad is rich as fuck.
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>buddy sends me https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Familicide

holy shit im dying
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>ywn get disarmed by becky
why live
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>>894940
Hadn't paid much attention to Jericho in a while but last Raw made me say audibly, "Fuck, he looks old."
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>>894936
>>894937
18+

>>894940
>Neville flippyshit
>carrying anybody

Kevin Owens msg
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>>894943
I just want her to moan and speak gaelic desu
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>>894945
>Being this much of a delusional JeriFat fanboy

This thread requires somewhat of an education on good matches. 18+
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>>894945
Neville certainly did carry the everloving fuck out of him. It felt tangibly bitter when Jericho got the pin after phoning the entire match in.
The KO match wasn't anything special. I was quite disappointed because I expected a little more from a fairly notable Owens match.
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>>894942
>that small part of you that wants to believe he was set up

Too much evidence though, sick bastard. Why the fuck did he do this?:(
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>>894942
ok thats good
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>>894942
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>>894942
Best thing I've seen all morning
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>>894725

Eh, not really. Back then they were genuinely trying to get her over as the face of the division. Someone finally found two brain cells to rub together and realized what a terrible idea that was, and they turned her heel.

She's still not great in the ring (though arguably better than any full time main roster Diva that isn't injured or Becky), but Ric can now carry her on the mic as a great heel manager, when he used to be an embarrassingly impotent face manager. Becky can carry the match.

If they have ANY brains, they'll put the title on Becky (unless Sasha can return VERY shortly after the Rum Bowl) and keep it there until more competent women (Asska, Bayley, Emma) can round out the division with enough people to feud with that can make Charlotte look good in order to sustain a longer Charlotte championship reign without turning into the Nikki Bella Tedium In Perpetuity Tour 2: Transvestite Boogaloo.

Also, in4bliss the divas one true savior!
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Yes I am 18+ but I didn't get into wrestling until much later in life, how was Chris Benoit as a wrestler?
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>>894953
>implying sunday's match won't be a 5 minute rest-hold fest ending in a rollup
Gotta keep it short for the hour long rumble, anon.
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http://shop.wwe.com/The-New-Day-%22Francesca%22-T-Shirt/W10874,default,pd.html

you guys pre-order your's yet?
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>>894957
Will WWE ever stop milking these ponies dry
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>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Lesnar

Kek
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>>894929
so him and owens are similar height then.
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>>894942
>mfw
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>>894883

>Stupid gimmick anyways.

The gimmick isn't inherently bad (though it's pretty midcard tier), it's just that the two playing it aren't really built for it. They're clearly pretty solid athletes, but they're supposed to be old timey stronkmen. You need people built like Rusev, ROH's Big Mike, or at least Cesaro (and, like Cesaro, capable of showing off some pure strength by catching Big E out of the air and such), and then you need them to be doing Big Strength spots. Delayed suplexes, deadlift suplexes, gorilla presses, Undertaker style OHP Powerbombs with a pause after the OHP if possible, or even Early BEEG Chokeslams where he'd hold them up for a fraction of a second at the top of the jump before slamming them.

Two generically built Performance Center Dwellers aren't going to make that gimmick great just with mic work.
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>>894955
one of the best
everything that nigga did looked intense
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>>894959
Hell no, New Day are over as fuck
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>>894955
solid all around wrestler, highly respected by his peers, but sadly he just took waaaay to many shots to the head
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>>894961
Owens is 5'8"
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>>894932
the giant aka big show.
based sexy
naitch
hes beaten pretty much all of the mainevneters of wcw except a few of the 2000 ones like jeff jarrett and kidman.
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>>894956

As long as Becky wins, I'm okay with the match being shit.

#AllOrangeEverything
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>>894955
An all time great. His passion and intensity was almost unmatched.
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>>894957
>>894959
lol no
If their merchandise sells, they keep making more.
Cena had a new shirt every week when he started the 'WORD LIFE' gimmick.
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>>894970
Is that a nipple I see
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>>894974
No she's wearing a white bra
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>>894974
Virgin
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>>894955
in terms of wrestling, great. often boring to watch though.
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>we will never have Jericho 99'-05' again
>we will never have Brock 02'-04' again
>we will never have Kane 97'-03' again
>we will never have Smackdown 99'-06' again

it hurts
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>yfw the countdown ends and then that opening guitar rift hits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7-BJyY0ri4

How hard would you mark
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>>894942

I saw the picture, chuckled, read the entire article, and only then noticed the caption. Whoever did this is a fucking hero
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>>894983
holy fucking shit
it's still up
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>>894982
not at all
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>>894963

No. It's just a stupid gimmick with a retarded ring entrance.
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>>894965
why can you hear a pin drop every time their music hits then
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>>894942
>Last edited 4 days ago
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>>894987
Because you're making shit up?
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>>894987
because theyre like the Usos, they have their dumb pre-entrance music shit they do which doesn't always get a pop
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>>894963
Early strongmen/wrestlers didn't really look like genetic freaks though.They're meant to be old timey wrestlers and I think they pull it off quite well, unlike say the Ascension who are meant to be LOD 2.0 and look like shit.
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>>894982
>Wasting him in the Royal Rumble
Wait what am I thinking this is WWE! we're talking about. It could happen.
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>>894992
It won't be Nakamura, Styles will debut in the Rumble though.
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>>894987
Because the crowds dont care about them until its time to start clapping and chanting
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>>894988
This could be a new gimmick that works, a guy who just gets really off and rock hard over powerbombing people.
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTqwnMWiH1I

He then comes to the ring and just flexes and yells incoherently. How hard do you mark?
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>>894988
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>>895000
FAT ASSES
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>>895000
This is how you make the world mark
>3
>2
>1
>BZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj5ot7zq1wk

Then proceeds to come in just to spear Jericho to hell
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>>895000
Gimme the fucking mic!!
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>>895000
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>>894999
THE ODDS MAGGLE
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>>894987
Because you're a pinhead larry.

>>894999
Holy shit this poll is literally
>No.1 (The guy we're pushing)
>The rest
>Of Our
>Shit Roster
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>implying it won't be someone disappointing this year

Last year was so fun, Bubba which kind of hinted towards their return, the Boogeyman, and then DDP diamond cuttering the whole ring.
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>>894963
doesn't gotch do squats when he has the vertical suplex going?
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>>895003

That's not how you make the world mark, this is

>3
>2
>1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7-BJyY0ri4
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>>895012
>implying not Styles Clash
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>>894992
Nah they'll waste him a different way. All I want is for him to be IC champ and never lose till he retires.
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>>895000
>yfw Big Poppa Pump eliminates KO
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>>895010

>Boogeyman/Wyatt feud never happened
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>>895017
He needs to be Japanese Brock Lesnar, never pinned or submitted unless extreme circumstances.
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>>895021
>He needs to be Japanese Brock Lesnar

stahp
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZT
>THERE'S NO HOLDING ME BACK
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>>895012
>implying anyone present at the event will know who the fuck he is
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>>895000
Pretty fucking hard, then I go watch his workout DVD after he wins.
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>>895012
>some gook from outlaw karate getting a bigger pop than a 11 time world champ and hall of famer
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>>895011
Gotch does a lot of weird things, that's why I like him. Plus, he goes through life with that stupid moustache. Not a lot of gimmicks these days on the guys everyday appearance.
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>>895021
man im glad vince doesnt listen to the IWC neckbeards.
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>>895010
I always mark so hard whenever the Boogeyman shows up.

Love that guy.
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXOp9fzYEtc hits
>Camera cuts to a door in the back of the arena with a police escort in front of it.
>Goldberg burst out of the door and starts walking to the gorilla position
>Does his old WCW style lap around the fucking building before making it to the entrance ramp
>Takes so long the time has once against counted down and the next guy (let's say R Truth) comes out with Goldberg
>Goldberg picks him up, carries him to the ring, and hucks him into the ring
>Steps into the ring and hucks Troof right back out

How hard do you mark?
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShxgnO_teqY

How indifferent are you?
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>>895023
I'd mark so hard id die
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>>895018
GO EAT SOME CATERING FATBOY
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>>895030
I mark hard for the Godfather. You know he's going to take 10 minutes to get to the ring with his hoe train, get knocked out immediately, they walk back with his hoe train.
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>>895010

Refresh my memory. Was Boogeyman just 100% irredeemable shit in the ring or something. He was so deliciously creepy you would think they'd have kept him around to give the midcard a monster to fear to set up some angles to round out PPV cards and shit.
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>>895031
only if the big guy eliminates him.
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>>895037
He's old
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>3
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>BZZZZZZZZZZZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPWwO4N6Nhk

How much do you die inside as he shambles into the arena?
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>>895037
He was old. He was 40+ when he debuted, or really close to it.
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>>895037
I remember that the lied about his age initially to the copmpany
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>>894991

They were thicker and less lean than the Vaudevillains though. They'd fit better if they looked like In Shape Taz, who was basically a rectangular block of poorly defined muscle.
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>>895042
Yeah, to try and compete on Tough Enough
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>>895007

>IN THE GREAT STATE OF OBESITY

WWE needs to can that Mexican skank who can't get the simplest introductions right and hire the Big Bad Booty Daddy who just WON'T get the introductions for any of these fatasses and midgets right.
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>>895042
Daily reminder you can lie about your age to get a job and then go on to sign a legends contract
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>>895045
oh yeah, that feels like eons ago now
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>>895042
because he knew he was out of the age range but man did he do well in the course better than guys half his age, and his mic skills were decent.
BTFO by a guy twice your age.
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>>895041
>>895042
>>895045

Despite that they still hired him, and he's still apparently in good shape and capable of wrestling.

Though I wouldn't absolutely discount that Vince got an idea in his black-and-while, childlike head that anyone over 40 is a ticking timebomb for something to go wrong and end in lawsuits and PR nightmares, even though anyone who watches this shit to start with won't really give much of a shit, and the lawsuit will go nowhere as long as they didn't make him do anything outright suicidal.

Vince REALLY seems to like making mountains out of molehills.
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>>895030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJHvor-59pk

His finisher is also called the Boogey Slam if you thought he wasn't based enough
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>>895054
Replace Strowman with The Boogeyman for a superior Wyatt Family
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>>895057

But Brown Strongman is THE FATH OF DETHTRUCTION
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>>895057
I really want this now. I always did wish they did more with Boogey.
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>Haitch
>Roman
>Brock

Who will win?
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>>895066
Haitch
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>>895066
The king of kings, the cerebral assassin etc etc
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>>895065
I can see an angle where Bray somehow gets control of Boogey and just sets him on people for laughs.
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>>895066
My guess is Haitch. But then again would not be surprised if Vince tries to pull a fast one on us and puts it on someone else.
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Anyone else have a slight glimmer of hope Mauro is on the Rumble commentary rwam?
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>>895066
bray's winning the rumble
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