Welcome to the new year Sumo friends, Makuuchi matches begin Saturday January 9th at 11pm PST / Sunday January 10th JST
>Basic information pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQsRgEHZ
>How can I watch
Kintamayama posts great Sumo digests very quickly after the matches take place:
https://www.youtube.com/user/Kintamayama
JasoninJapan is another decent channel with commentary but much slower to post videos:
https://www.youtube.com/user/JasonsinJapan
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>Sekiwake: Tochiozan
Tochiozan holds a Sekiwake rank for four tournaments in a row. This is his fifth consecutive tournament at a Sanyaku rank.
Having held a Sanyaku rank for 22 tournaments, he is in a 10th place tie since the Showa Era.
>Yoshikaze Sekiwake debut
Yoshikaze is the 153rd rikishi to mark his Sekiwake debut post WWII. The previous Sekiwake were Terunofuji and Okinoumi who were promoted in the 2015 March Grand Sumo Tournament. He is the second rikishi from the Oguruma Beya to make his Sekiwake...
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>Komusubi return Ikioi
Ikioi returns to the Komusubi rank for the first time in seven tournaments. The previous time he held a Komusubi rank was in the 2014 November Grand Sumo Tournament.
>Komusubi Tochinoshin
Tochinoshin holds a Komusubi rank for three tournaments in a row. This is also his third consecutive tournament at at Sanyaku rank.
>Makuuchi debut Shodai
Shodai is the third rikishi from the Tokitsukaze Beya to earn promotion into the Makuuchi Division since...
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>>920931
>I've gone from the title scene to fighting a fat fedora?
Brock will be invaded by the Wyatts at FastLane
It'll be Dean vs Roman
They'll make it seem Dean is going over
Roman delivers a spear
He's in the main event
>>920940
We all know whats happening. Brock is about to make the pin but Wyatts interupt and Roman pins Dean.
This is the general for discussion of WWE ultimate underdog.
With the social outcasts being a thing will Slater find success on it?
I hope he does.
First, and he has really bad Gyno
>>869823
He has rad tits
>>869831
More like titty slater amiright?
How is your winter shaping up /asp/? Is the tropical weather in the upper midwest due to the fact I finally bought a splitboard? Should I sell my '16 burton ck air? Ride it? Will it to my grand children so they can buy an island in dubai? Will the martial arts fags ever kick the WWE fags and their 45 gay threads off /asp/? Why did aznmoot curse a slow board with all the man children in leotards anyway?
ALLLLLLLLLL THIS AND MORE.....
sbg.
>east coast
>have new years trip planned
Kill me now
>>815966
Current projections (which we watch like a fucking hawk with 4 of 100+ runs open and "opportunity" week around the corner) show snow making Temps next week and heavy expected natural snowfall the week after. At least here in the midwest.... I'm guessing our eastern friends at altitude are making decent stuff in the mountains VERY soon.
>>815966
Btw..... is sugar loaf ok? Have friends there and want to make a trip but at the same time maybe not....
Is BMJ autistic ?
Is he autistic?
yes
Probably aspie, not full on autistic
AND THATS WHY IM THE CHUMP!
Which one would you rather be the dominating baby face of the next few years?
>>919005
I'd rather stick with Cena while they wait to find a more suitable replacement who gets over organically
they're both boring dull dog shit so i'll take the devil i know and go with cena
Big E.
There's no need to worry, guys.
When we got eliminated people weren't cheering, they were just confused.
We're gonna get back the title at Fastlane, mark my words. Hell we might even get it back tonight.
We're walking into Wrestlemania as the champ, with the long entrance and the pretty pyro. More importantly we're walking out of Wrestlemania as champion, with the colorful confetti and even prettier pyro.
BELIEVE THAT
>>912953
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>tfw want him to fail
>tfw when he gets booed you feel bad
I'm feeling confused guys.
>>913424
You want Cena 2.0 to fail but you want Joe Anoai' to succeed. If you don't think Reigns was ever good singles, look at 2014. He was booked perfectly then. Simple but effective promos, he wasn't lame as shit, he did badass things.
What's the best martial art?
>>857770
You sodding off with that stupid question
>>857770
All of them, according to /asp/ these days.
Not making shitty threads fu.
This freaking guy (or not? Mighty be a tranny desu) is at like every RAW and PPV. Who the fuck is he
>>920455
2 Cold Steve O
I'm glad someone else is picking this up, on mobile right now but my computer has about 6 screengrabs from the last PPVs.
He's literally at every PPV
I think he's someone in the company's son cause he is ALWAYS sitting next to his mom and he's ALWAYS marking out for Cena/Roman
>>920462
Nice, I thought maybe no one else has noticed.
>I think he's someone in the company's son
Yeah that makes sense, he's always at the same front spot. Would also explain how he's able to travel to all those shows.
I swear to God though, I was convinced it's a trannry at first. I'm almost sure he wore a dress to one of the shows.
His only hope is for Lesnar to put him over
>>920399
You know it's not going to happen but you're right. What'll probably happen is he will lose to Lesnar then spend the rest of 2016 fighting with his face turned family as he fades into absolute obscurity. Or I guess they could turn him face and see how that goes, his family can turn on him for being such a loser which would be great tv imo.
Daily reminder that he was completely runied during his feud with Cena and he'll never be taken serious again.
>>920428
Loosing to jerrifat was more damaging
W W @ ?
Literally Kevin Nash's stepson
>>920251
>based name
>based height
>based outfit
>based entrance
How based can one man be?
>>920527
He's pretty based, hope he gets a big push soon.
So what happened to his rematch clause?
For once The Authority decided to be smart heels and deny him it.
>>920040
But then literally just put him a #1 contenders match... why would they do that? He didn't even need to qualify for it or anything.
I don't get why Ambrose is in it too, both in and out of kayfabe it makes no sense. In kayfabe he hates the Authority and out of it, surely we should have an IC title match, especially since the WHC title won't be defended either. Owens or Bray would have been a better pic here.
Can he fuck off already all of that was cringeworthy he can reference hogan and pot no one else can that's great.
He forgot his lines, he had to wait for the crowd to humor him with chants fuck this guy.
Ima watch the last half hour.
On top of that who thinks a good idea to say an item you want to sell a lot of as a company looks like a llama penis I tapped out right before he could get to the point and introduce the usos.
Fuck this guy
He's a main factor of what's been wrong with wrestling since he decided to stop publicly hating the wwe.
>>919694
It was a good segment. He's maybe trying to usher in a PG-13 era. I liked the whole thing.
Quit being so mad Rusev
>>919694
18+ Go back to wooo you fucking queer
Brought up dicks, pot and adultery in his segment. I feel like the product has been getting edgier lately.
Why is Jericho the most disrespected, hated guy on this board? You guys tolerate the other washups like HHH,Taker and Kane? I remember 2 years ago Chris Jericho was everyone's GOAT. He can still outwrestle more than half the roster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0pcfdhWAX8
Jericho is loathed because he's become the very thing he made his career breakout railing against.
>>919643
>He can still outwrestle more than half the roster.
Wrong.
>>919643
There's a big difference between a has-been and a never-was. Jericho is drawing heat for sullying his legacy, same way that Flair did for a while.
I hate his hairstyle, that's all.