>>920931
>I've gone from the title scene to fighting a fat fedora?
Brock will be invaded by the Wyatts at FastLane
It'll be Dean vs Roman
They'll make it seem Dean is going over
Roman delivers a spear
He's in the main event
>>920940
We all know whats happening. Brock is about to make the pin but Wyatts interupt and Roman pins Dean.
BRIE MODE
>Triple H, Undertaker and probably The Rock are all going to be having matches at Wrestlemania in the year two thousand and sixteen
lmao
>be cena king of roids and HGH
>go through a guys bag
>get buttmad he takes pre workout
>you think this fucking okay
Why did cena try to bury Alex riley so bad?
>>920940
>Beats up one fedora wizard and another one challenges him
>>920951
Riley's a cringeworthy faggot anyway.
Based Census knew this and was saving us.
THE ONLY GOOD REIGNS WAS LUTHER REIGNS!
>>920948
>not even grounds to win a last man standing match
Ironically the two guys who had just gone through the last man standing match were in the match just fine
>tfw Sasha is starting to look a little thicker
Help lads
>The wrestling observer reports that Sasha Banks has an injury
>>920959
Shame she's still ugly as fuck
>>920924#
18+
Bret is something that Trips wishes he was and did everything in his power to be but failed. It keeps him up every night
The top guy and beloved super over babyface that got over organically
Trips is the hater here kiddo
>threads only return to /sp/ levels when a PPV happens
>>920943
Pretty much the only way it can go.
Brock isn't taking a fall, and Dean is not main eventing Mania.
>tfw this match will be nowhere near as good as the rumble triple threat last year
>>920959
Look at her face.
>>920963
I agree with a sign for once
>>920957
>they both go through much more punishment than Roman
>compete again later
>Roman takes some bitch-boi bumps
>he has to scarper off to the back whilst commentary praise his endurance as if he just stood up after being kicked in the cock by Superman
GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT VINCE.
>>920966
>Bret is something that Trips wishes he was
like being 14 time world champion maggle haha I love it
>>920966
>mfw he actually believes this
>>920970
>Balding guy saying Roman's ugly
Yeah super accurate for sure
>>920977
Rather be bald than Samoan
>>920977
>you have to be a 10/10 to call someone ugly
guess Roman's right, we can't call him a shit wrestler until we are all wrestlers
>>920944
WAHWAHWAHWAHWAH
>>920951
Because Cena's a prick.
>>920973
> muh self booked titles
> being the beloved babyface top guy of an era
We both know which gaytch would really prefer fampai
>>920925
>Not the Supermanlet Punch
Missed opportunity
who /OMEGA/ here?
>>920959
How long til she ends up with a chubby belly like Paige. Why are all these nxt girls getting so fucking fat
>>920995
It's a lot easier to keep in shape at the world class performance centre than going to a different, potentially shit, gym in every town in between all the travel
>>920975
If you honestly dont believe it then you are most probably an underaged youtube babby
Post jaw now youngun
So why do people go to Smackdown shows?
>WHC rarely shows up
>no Cena
>no Authority
Seems like Raw and PPVs are only worth going to
>>920990
> Bret
> beloved babyface
Maybe in Canada. Literally couldn't get over anywhere else which is why he got shipped to WCW where he was such a no draw the company collapsed.
>>920995
fast food diet on the road senpai. and limited workout time.
>>920998
I imagine it's like going to a house show but everybody pretends it matters
>>920992
What an ugly cunt. You can tell he only moved to japan so his penis wasnt that much under the national average size
>>920998
>no authority
seems like a positive to me
>>920999
> this is what underaged wwe documentary revisionism babbies actually believe
18+, awful b8, lucky you even got a reply kiddo
PJWTS now
>>920998
You don't want to see Superstars tapings that feature Heath slater and darren young?
>>920997
>He actually thinks Haitch is jealous of a faggot whose career ended off a kick, whose brother died in the ring, and looks like a lesbian grandma
>He has a jaw fetish
Could you be a bigger piece of shit faggot?
End yourself my friend.
>>920998
>no Authority
>Cena isn't on Raw anyway because injured
Sounds better than Raw.
What are the chances that Dean actually wins Fastlane?
Maybe Brock is there, so Dean can turn heel on Roman?
Because if it's just Dean and Roman, he can't really turn heel.
RAW RATINGS
8 p.m: 4.140 million viewers
9 p.m: 4.183 million viewers
10 p.m: 3.972 million viewers
Overall: 4.098 million viewers
UP from last week (3.496 million viewers)
>>921014
Based AJ bringing in the ratings
>>921006
Please lose weight
>>920992
Here bro
>>921016
Triple H*
>>921013
None. He's there to eat the pin and nothing more.
>>920992
Probably one of my favorite guys, I'd like to hang out with him and talk about weebshit.
>>921014
Literally the two biggest draws of the attitude era could only bump the ratings 600k
WWE is finished brehs
>>920998
>>no Cena
>>no Authority
>not worthy
>Dean has to defend his title at WM
>People think he has 1% chance to main event with Trips
>>921009
Wrestlers only become top heel when they arent good enough to be top face, fact
Thats why wven though he is meant to be a heel trips still has to steal every single half decent joke the writers come up with for himself to because he is still that desperate for people to like him. He couldnt get over organically or by himself like Bret did
>>921013
None. Don't get your hopes up for this one, seriously.
After Brock gets dispatched by fedoraman, you're gonna wanna think "OH SHIT HE HAS A CHANCE". Don't do that to yourself.
>>921013
I'm gonna be optimistic and say 10%.
Brock won't win. Wyatts will target him for whatever bullshit reason like they did at the rumble.
If Ambrose does win they'll just make the main event a triple threat, again, or they'll have Reigns win his spot on a raw in a 1 on 1.
>>921026
He may lose it before though
How would a Heyman/Wyatt conversation go?
So is Jericho a heel again?
>>921014
No shit, it's post Royal Rumble that had the WWEWHC title change hands.
>>921030
Good thing Trips was able to become both a top face and heel.
Post a clip of Bret getting a reaction like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGQugQpjz8
That's in MSG, not even his hometown, and you know New York crowds are always one of the toughest, Bret can't get a decent reaction unless they're in canada.
>>921036
Yeah, gonna job to put AJ over, it's a perfect feud.
>>921013
No chance in hell
Also I find it funny that Roman pinned Dean at Survivor Series to win the belt for the first time and now he's going to pin Dean again for a title opportunity
And Dean still isn't gonna be phased by this
>>921035
Heyman is very good at building up brocks opponents and then putting brock over. I imagine it will center around the fact that he lost to taker.
>>921040
Why would he be? They're BROTHERS!
>Jeff Hardy re-signs with TNA
>>921038
Fucking hell Trips, Bret retired about 16 years ago.
>>921045
AJ Lee was one of the original huggers.
>>921039
>>921036
A fued with AJ? I got the impression that Jericho wanted to challenge for the intercontinental title at WM. They've been mentioning the angle from last year when Jericho walked out on Dean and Roman on bad terms and Jericho has talked himself up about winning the intercontinental title again.
>>921045
I wonder if they told Jeff or just automatically renewed his contract.
>>921045
Good. Saves him from shitting up WWE TV.
>>921038
That Haitch was probably my favourite desu
>>920931
>waste of an appearance
Can you retards stop acting like you know everything about his contract?
Is he autistic?
>>920981
Those thousands of women who scream for him when his music hits disagree, but you're the neckbeard professional in terms of what's attractive so what does he know eh?
Reminder of Wrestlemania main-eventers
Hulk Hogan 7
Triple H 7*
John Cena 5
Shawn Michaels 5
The Rock 5
Stone Cold Steve Austin 3
Bret Hart 3
The Undertaker 3
Batista 2
Brock Lesnar 2
Randy Orton 2
Macho Man Randy Savage 2
Sid 2
Yokozuna 2
Andre The Giant 1
Kurt Angle 1
Chris Benoit 1
Bam Bam Bigelow 1
Daniel Bryan 1
Big Show 1
King Kong Bundy 1
Ted DiBiase 1
Edge 1
Mick Foley 1
Chris Jericho 1
The Miz 1
Paul Orndorff 1
Rowdy Roddy Piper 1
Roman Reigns 1
Seth Rollins 1
Sgt. Slaughter 1
Mr. T 1
Lawrence Taylor 1
The Ultimate Warrior 1
CM Punk 0
*by Wrestlemania 32
>>921056
Yes.
>>921058
>lost to a football player
I wish I got to know Bam Bam more, he and my dad were high school friends.
>>921038
Tail end of the AE when all crowds were hyped as fuck and after months of build up and vignettes to his return
Its nothing special, unless you are underaged
Trips was never top face or top guy
>>921003
It's like going to a house show but it's longer and there's no fun allowed. Anyone who pays money to attend a Smack!Down taping doesn't deserve to have money.
>>921057
I wasn't the guy who called him ugly senpai but nice projection
>you now realize that any major return from an injury will be spoiled at least a day beforehand so it won't be as exciting now
>>921063
SmackDown tapings also feature SuperStars
>>921067
Hope they don't ruin a Seth return for me.
They did a good job at hiding the Dudleyz though
in4bliss
>>921062
>Trying to downplay it this badly
Wew lad, just admit that you lost, where's your clip? You said Bret was more over right?
Fucking faggot, bow down to the fucking king and lick his salty ball sack.
>>921065
But you're the one who made the dumb statement about needing to be a 10/10
>>921045
Good keep the fucker away from a real company
>>921040
>Also I find it funny that Roman pinned Dean at Survivor Series to win the belt for the first time and now he's going to pin Dean again for a title opportunity
>And Dean still isn't gonna be phased by this
Building up reason for him to turn heel one day.
>>921079
>you can't judge anything unless you are the same or better
nice senpai
>>921070
Shame Rollins doesn't have an entrance that would be really great like Haitch did for that return mentioned earlier
>>921058
If you're gonna give Haitch an extra for WM32 may as well give one to Roman as well.
>>921085
Seths entrance music is garbage. It would ruin any kind of big moment like that.
>>921071
ugly rat
>>921050
Like what WWE did with Rey?
I bet Matt probably convinced him to stay if anything because he would never be a world heavyweight champ in WWE.
>>921092
It sounds like the one Ascension has too.
Fucking CFO$ and their DUDE GUITAR RIFFS LMAO
>>921092
I like it
Is it
THE MATTER OF THE FACT IS ROMAN
or
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IT ROMAN
?
>>921108
the second one
YOU SEE ROMAN HERE'S THE THING
>>921092
it's just
>DUM DUN DUN DUN DUN
and dean's is:
>RRRRRRRRRR-DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH
two utterly shit themes.
>>921113
Deans music sounds like Owens on the toilet to be quite honest with you lads
>>921114
kek. they're both jobber-tier themes.
>>921038
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t5I6Un_9eeU
Bret didnt even have to be there for this pop, it was just his music. and it blows your shit out of the water
Btfo hard 2bh
> inb4 m-muh hometown
Its not his hometown
Also the IYH Canadian Stampede pop is bigger and better
>>921117
As expected of the twin janettys of shebd
>>921123
Man I loved that HBK promo.
>>921117
Jim Johnston should make all the themes really. I mean Seth is into some gay core music so it fits him but Dean I'm not so sure.
And this one was top tier for Owens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvzL1S59i6o
>>921117
your mum jobbed to my dick last night m8
The WWE would make a lot of money if they had the Diva's do porn. Make it exclusively on the network
>>921127
at leastthey have new themes.
roman is so shit, he has to cling on to something which no longer exists for a gimmick:
>shield theme, slowed down a bit
>same ring gear
>same crowd entrance
>>921113
Dean's theme is based as fuck
Let me guess, you are one of these edgy lyric faggots. I bet you like batista's theme dont you
18+
>>921135
but das sexiss and rayciss and homophobic etc etc
>>921091
Why do you think there is a star next to the 7
I can tell you are american
>>921142
>hating Batista's theme
18 and over kiddo
I'VE WALKED FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER
>>921123
Ha, I almost forgot about that. HBK will always be the best
>>921123
>big pop in montreal
>Only because they wanted to see a shawn and bret confrontation
Wew lad, way to prove my point that he only gets pops in canada, the pop died out pretty quick too, while Haitch's went on for a lot longer.
Not to mention Haitch has had numerous big pops in his career, while Brets biggest one was when he didn't even show up, fucking wow.
>Wasn't even relevant and isn't relevant still until the montreal screwjob is brought up, which was haitches idea
Haitch literally made Bret relevant LMFAO
Way to bury your faggot americas b side
wrestler, now fuck off m8 and play the game.
>>921147
THE PLACE WHERE NO ONE FOLLOWS ME
>>921145
I think you're the american since Roman main evented last year and he only has one, and I mean come on if you're already sure Haitch is in 32 (which he will be) then you can't tell me with a straight face you don't think Roman will be as well.
WELL YOU SEE THE THING IS HERE ROMAN
>>921132
in some interview with him dean wasn't even consulted about his theme
he just heard it after a segment once and went "oh that's mine?"
>>921142
>Dean's theme is based as fuck
>I bet you like batista's theme dont you
No surprise Deanetty has the worst fanbase, i bet you mark to his meme lariat.
>>921162
Fucking kek, the state of this company sometimes
>>921142
lyrics objectively make a theme more memorable
in order of importance this is what you need to have a successful wrestling theme
>iconic opening
>lyrics
>good melody
and as we can see this checks out as edge has the absolute GOAT theme
>>921159
Haitch has been officially confirmed as main eventing mania.
Roman is definitely going to main event too, but that's not officially confirmed yet, which is why he didn't put 2 for Roman yet retard.
>>921132
I think KO's current theme is pretty good. Ambrose's is really piss poor. It's so ridiculously generic for one of the more colorful characters on the roster.
They should TURN HIM HEEL and give him better music.
Fuck it if we're shittalking themes let me ask you.
What are the best and worst WWE themes ever?
>>921171
HEY
>>921155
Go back and watch the network kiddo, bret consistently got the biggest pops on loads shows throughout his career all over the place
> Bret Hart, bonafide A+ player, beloved top guy and face of a literal whole era wasnt even relevant
Shit b8, dont even know why im replying
>>921156
I WALK ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEE
>>921171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpRCh524bsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sDMt19MkRk
>>921026
>Implying Trips wouldn't want Dean to win the triple threat so he can face him after he's been worn out in another match
>>921171
Worst is clearly Undertakers rollin
Best? I have a few favourites but RVD, Takers Big Evil one, Haitch, Austin
>>921174
>bret is A+
>can't talk for shit
>average at best look
>samey matches, good, but samey and blend together most the time
Nice memes
>>921171
This is the fucking GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQWVf2v_WE8
>>921171
Edge as best for me every time those drums would hit I marked like a bitch. Worst not really sure, cause that usually just means they are forgettable and boring, so I don't remember what they are. Notable mentions for favoritesome are slow chemical and whatever The Miz's song is called.
>>921168
> what is Austin's theme
Btfo in 4 words
Lyrics are sometimes good like in Hogan's theme but are definitely not necessary and do not work alot of the time
> edge has the GOAT theme
This conversation is over
>>921174
You keep replying because he's an irrelevant has-been no one gives a fuck about.
Triple H will always be bigger, better and the complete package.
Bret is a salty piece of shit thats jealous of Haitches success.
>>921178
>Worst is Rollin
>>921171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC849DAaG0w
This is my favorite taker entrance
>>921187
I like the song as a non-taker theme but because it was edited it was complete crap
>>921186
Don't you have better things to do than shitpost on /asp/ Haitch?
>>921171
Best: Mark Henry
Worst: Rollins.
>>921168
I'd reverse melody and lyrics, but lyrics DO go a long way to making a theme feel unique and not just some jobber jingle Johnston slapped together ten minutes before the show.
Even so, some of the most iconic themes have been instrumentals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzwADJqf_Ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rNReSP8S8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXudyBan4AE
>>921193
SOMEBODY GON GET THEIR ASS LICKED
>>921193
SOMEBODYS GONNA GET THEIR ASS LICKED
>>921171
There's so many good ones. Burn in my light, hellfire, any motorhead theme, metalingus. I'm really fond of Asuka, Sasha and Paige's themes too.
Worst ones are shit like Dean and Roman's. DUDE GUITAR RIFFS LMAO
>>921179
His talking was a 7 as a heel when he wasnt held down by being a face.
His look was iconic, good looking dude with his own colour scheme and was the prototypical small technically advanced guy that redefined the whole business.
He got a 5 star match and multiple 4.5 stars out of diesel. Nuff said
Tldr
Stop replying to me kiddo, you are literally 13
>>921171
MY TIME
MY TIME
MY TIMMMEEEEEEE
>>921194
>Angle's theme
>instrumental
I mean, I guess, but you know as well as I do that doesn't count since the main reason it's so iconic is the chant.
>>921171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYJDjsZH-ic
S
A
W
F
T
SAWFT
>>921205
His theme is GOAT with or without the chant
>>921198
I absolutely love Asuka's theme since I've thought for a good while 21st Century Schizoid Man would make a great entrance theme and it's about as close to that we'll ever get.
>>921202
Definitely HHH's best theme in any case.
>>921171
>best
Edge
Mark Henry HOP
BMJ
Lesnar
Triple H
>worst
Cesaro
>>921171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_FTekkYUk
OLE
OLEOLEOLEOLEOLEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>920995
paige also has little baby t rex arms
>>921223
>not posting the WM32 version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0_q4Q4mS7k
>>921222
Cesaros old one before real americans was good.
That siren shit was awful.
>>921223
WWE needs more ska
>>920951
cena shit on alex riley after that day every day to the point where all the locker room thought it was bullshit
he also got pissed at tyler reks for using a burning hammer because it looked like the FU. told him to change it and asked reks how much he valued his job.
cena is a faggot and 2 faced. doing his make a wish shit then throwing his weight around in the locker room.
>>921223
>tfw was there the night he won the NXT title
What a night. Arguably NXT's peak.
>>921233
Dont forget no selling at the Nexus decisive match.
http://strawpoll.me/6649406
>>921171
Asuka's is awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIfzw7pgxmU
Same with Apollo's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xpyTfiB-4w
>>920956
More like Luther GAINS
>>920956
>that god awful match he had with Taker
So its going to be a rematch between Jericho and Styles at Fastlane right?
>>921171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_FUx-xb2BI
>>921249
Most likely
>>921171
Ministry theme was fucking GOAT and I still love LoN's even though they are shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPjqAADShE4
>>921235
> a literal fool failer
Post belly with timestamp now and please have sex
>>921251
Fun as fuck
>>921258
lol i'm a 120 lb twink
>>921233
What is wrong with pre workout?
Got any more details?
>>921263
In that case, can I bareback you because I'm a huge faggot
>>921267
No.
>>921251
GOAT
literally used so much because it's that good
>Funkadactyls
>Xavier Woods
>The Funkasaurus himself, Brodus Clay
>>921251
SOMEBODY
CALL
MY
MOMMA
>Yells at the top of his lungs "REIGNS DOESN'T DESERVE THIS BELT CAUSE HE DOESN'T RESPECT IT, ME OR MY DAD!"
>has literally no narrative purpose to put Reigns in a match that would get him near the championship.
>reveals Roman Reigns is in a match for the number 1 contership that very same night.
someone please explain to me how no one has ever said to the writers and vince how fucking stupid and inconsistent this kind of writing is.
>>921283
>WHOEVER IMPRESSES US GETS IN THE MATCH
>BROCK LESNAR
There are people who are actually upset that The Rock, one of the most over babyfaces of all time, said some mean shit to a heel manager.
When did wrestling fans turn into such sensitive little pussies? Crying about people saying mean things to women? What the fuck?
>>921283
Kayfabe rematch clause
The real question is why not put his workout buddy Sheamus in the match or hot new expensive star AJ Styles instead of Dean, who is loyal to big brother Roman
>>921227
I don't know which Cesaro theme you mean, but Invader was boss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-PCWNlHR9U
>>921291
Butthurt Cucksev marks
>>921283
Best for business fuccboi
18 plus have sex lose weight pjwts pbwts tits or gtfo cuck fag shit sjw reddit lmaotbhfamsmh baka desuyo
>>921291
I was upset because I'm a Rusev mark 2bh
>>921274
literally who
>>921283
>dumb mark doesn't understand simple wwe promos aimed towards kids
Haitch literally says it in his promo you dumb fuck. Arrogance-roman reigns and respect-brock lesnar. Dumb fuck mark smark.mark
>>921302
6/10 b8
>>921291
people just live to be upset
>>921291
Why did she act like they did have sex? Shouldn't she be offended since her character is a total prude?
And is the Rock not married?
>>921291
I've already seen articles from 'journalists' accusing Rock of sexism. baka baka
>>921171
I allways liked Christian 2005 theme and the one he has now. Fitted perfectly to his captain charisma gimmic
This is the best WM card they could do
>Dean Amb vs Triple H(c) - WWEWHC
Dean drops the IC title to KO on a Smackdown to boost them ratings
>KO(c) vs AJ Styles - IC title
>Kalisto(c) vs Ziggy vs Luke Harper vs Rusev - US Title
>DBry vs Shinsuke Nakamura
>Chris Jericho vs Finn Balor
>New Day(c) vs Roman and The Usos in a TLC match - Tag Team belts on the line
Roman turned heel and the Uso's and New Day did a double turn so they are flipped here
>Bray vs Brock
>Sasha vs Charlie(c) vs Becky - Divas title
Who wins is another story
>mfw can't do Cena vs Undertaker
No Undertaker I guess then
>>921297
>hot new expensive star AJ Styles
Because he is a manlet that would no pose any threat to Reigns.
>>921308
Because they did have sex. Vince has a cuck fetish.
>>921298
He never even used that theme.
I'm talking about the one with the rap in it.
>>921297
even with the clause, HHH and the McMahons are the guys in charge. if they want all they have to do is say "fuck you, we make the rule, no match" hell I'd be less frustrated if roman wasn't in the title shot for a month and then the mysterious 'board of directors' make an announcement that HHH has to face Roman at Mania, because a mataphorical act of god would make more sense than "we have literally no reason to let him have a match but haha he impressed us lol"
AMERRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAN DREEEEAM
>>921171
Best
TNA christian
Worst
Seth rollins kevin owens or any cfo$ generic guitar riff shit
>>921297
That kayfabe rematch clause wasn't why they did it though. At least not the stated reason.
>>921318
Roman could kayfabe sue if they denied a contractual rematch clause
>implying this theme isn't fucking amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvc4EOjRweU
>>921318
>if they want all they have to do is say "fuck you, we make the rule, no match"
So then there's a Breach of Contract lawsuit. Brilliant.
>hell I'd be less frustrated if roman wasn't in the title shot for a month and then the mysterious 'board of directors' make an announcement that HHH has to face Roman at Mania,
Triple H is the COO and Vince is the CEO. Those ARE the directors, you dumb fuck. And the Board of Directors angles were the WORST
gb2Gaia
>>921312
>DBry vs Shinsuke Nakamura
>just kill my performers pham
>>921325
LOOK EVERYONE
ITS A JOBBER
>>921321
I know, but it's the only thing that makes sense. The crowd kind of just accepts that you get a rematch at the next PPV, even when Bryan kept getting screwed he at least got a rematch
>>921326
>what is a flawed character
>what is shakespeare
You are literally underage and fucking retarded
>That feel when no Sasha gf
Posting the only good theme with sirens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTqwnMWiH1I
>>921297
>Kayfabe rematch clause
That's not the reason given and even then, ignoring the idea of them simply saying "fuck that" why wouldn't they just book a massively one-sided match for that on a raw or something to get it out of the way and get him out of the picture?
>>921327
>Triple H and Vince are the directors
well no shit, but there's always been a "board of directors" and yeah it's asspull writing style but it makes more sense that some unseen force prefere roman than The McMahons going against actual fucking logic and puting Reigns in the match even though none of them like him.
>>921320
KO's theme is good
>>921313
>didn't watch Styles work Okada or Nakamura
he's smaller than these ace Japs, yet a main event level player virtually everywhere
>>921308
She was obviously holding back laughter because The Rock was improvising. It was funny dude.
Women are not infallible creatures who can't be insulted dude.
>>921339
>not the RTC
>>921345
>>921335
>comparing wwe to shakespeare
shakespeare is hundreds of times better and it's nothing but dick jokes and everyone dying at the end.
>>921348
STYRESU CRASHUUUUUU
>>921338
If you ask nicely I think cuckaze would share her with you
>>921349
18+ you dumb faggot
>>921343
You're correct in saying the way they did it was fucking stupid.
What they SHOULD have done is have Roman interrupt Aitch's opening promo with some violence (because Roman is only ever remotely over when he's indiscriminately whooping ass like at TLC) and demand his rematch clause.
>>921338
Such a pointlessly cruel thing to do, especially since Beeg was a face that night.
>>921348
God. That is the WORST finisher a good wrestler ever used.
>>921354
graduate
Why is everyone so hype for AJ Styles? He is decent wrestler, but WWE isn't going to let him do high flying shit or his finisher very much, his gimmicks are garbage, and his promo skills are garbage with a horrible accent.
Is it just because they "finally got him" or what? I hardly care at all. Was even more stoked for Samoa Joe than Styles. What's the big deal?
>>921359
GTS.
What was the cringiest commentary line at the Rumble?
>The revenant lunatic
>>921346
What? That's not what I was saying at all, it was just highly out of character for heel Lana not to be high strung and serious in that scenario. What he said was funny, just her facials didn't make sense.
Can we all agree that despite their faults, putting Haitch and/or Jericho's minds for wrestling into a younger guy's body would potentially create a GOAT?
The way Haitch bumped on the ropes on Sunday was sublime and genuinely worked me a little bit despite the entire thing being predictable as anything.
Jericho also did a brilliant job leading it from the inside like a surgeon.
Who here /killingthemself/ is Brock doesn't win?
Do >we have a discord i want to cry about wwe not pushing my favorites
>>921364
WACKY LINE
>>921348
didn't watch TNA – did he work with any body/big guys?
>>921367
I wouldn't necessarily want to shove their whole minds into another younger body, but perhaps their knowledge of how to work a match and get the audience going and all that would be fucking GOAT as fuck in a 20-something
I thought that if you failed to enter the ring before the next guy you were eliminated? Why was Miz allowed to sit on commentary for that long?
>>921363
with regard to Punk or KENTA?
>>921363
the GTS is a knee to the face. Even if Punk made it look sloppy because he's DYEL.
The Styles Clash is gently putting your opponent down on the sturdiest parts of his body while a 185 lbs man lays on top of him. It's Attitude Adjustment tier, but with a contrived, Willing Suspension of Disbelief killing set up.
>>921375
Nah, if that was the case, Kane would have won the 2001 Rumble since Austin didn't get in the ring until Rikishi came out.
>>921372
bingo.
>>921360
You are LITERALLY underage. Every fucking post you make reeks of it. Dont even fucking talk to me.
18+
>>921379
also fucking up the forward drop can break necks.
then again I've only seen the move done in a couple gif images so I don't have any feel for how it looks since wwe is being a cock tease about letting him use the move.
>>921338
were those shoot tears?
>>921375
Big Boss Man didn't get in the ring in 2000 until Test threw him in
>>921384
Please sir, explain to me how my posting implies I'm a highschooler.