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was he a draw?
Are you serious? Yes. Yes he was.
His dick is small
>>1105669
post it
R.i.p Jim Cornette April 19 1955 - March 26 2016
kill yourself my friend
Press F to pay respects
>get back into wrestling after being in the dark for almost a decade
>come to /asp/ to discuss
>/wwe/ general
>same guys repeating this, please have sex, and roman reigns
just what in the fuck
at least the Lucha Underground threads aren't so bad but everything is cringe tier
>>1105553
18+ kiddo
Please have sex mortal
The fat virgin Janitor and the fat virgin /asp/ies ruined the general. It's even worse than it was 2 months ago believe it or not, it was actually tolerable then.
Is it better to start martial arts training with muay thai and transition in krav maga, or start with krav maga, and transition into muay thai
krav is a scam and there is a 90% chance you aren't actually going to learn muay thai where it's advertised, and it's just regular kickboxing using the term for marketing purposes
Krav Maga was made as a crash course.
It's always best to get a good foundation, and then supplement with crash courses, since crash courses lack substance.
Train Muay Thai, and then use Krav Maga as a supplemental art.
Krav Maga is a supplemental art that goes along with the base of fucking shooting people with firearms, and not just those pussy little baby pistols, either.
>>1105396
This
John Laurinaitis married Kathy Colace (Mama Bella) yesterday. Daniel Bryan and Johnny Ace are now family.
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Anyone got the pic of Cena FUing him?
>>1105221
>bentley
classy
Johnny Ace teamed up with Daniel's mother in law to bury him
You have been given the chance to host your own Table For 3.
These 3 do not include you, you can choose 3 wrestlers; you don't have to only choose 2 to assure the number is correct.
So yes, technically, this is a Table for 4. Just go with the idea for the sake of catchy plagiarism.
Who are your choices for:
>3 Active Wrestlers (injuries included, just currently employed as talent)
>3 Inactive Wrestlers (deceased included)
>3 Non-WWE Wrestlers (both active,...
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>>1104949
>Kane
>Inactive
He's about as inactive as Big Show and Undertaker.
>>1104956
I haven't seen him recently, I thought it was 30+ days for technical inactivity?
If he doesn't count I'd just slot him into my currents for Rusev and replace him with DBry.
>Randy Savage
>DDP
>Hulk Hogan
What did he mean by this?
(I really don't know)
>>1104818
Lumpy Dumpy confirmed!
>>1104818
YOU'RE A GPS
>>1104818
GET MY BUUAAAGS
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0326/608988/notes-from-triple-h-madison-square-garden-return/
>For those wondering, WWE World Heavyweight Champion Triple H did get in a good amount of ring time at last night's Madison Square Garden live event as he and Sheamus lost to Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose. It was also noted that Triple H got the biggest pop of the night with all cheers. At one point he hit a Pedigree on Reigns, which also got a big pop.
based shovelman haitch has also generally been cheered since he beat the shit...
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>>1104768
Super fucked. If he just goes over clean with no swerves and shit he's gonna be boo'd. Really up to WWE how they handle this now. Theres not enough time to make him a face that people like enough to be cheered in the main event at mania.
>>1104768
He's fine. He's still going to go over and make lots of money.
>>1104768
We are in a different era. Everyone is smart to the product so on screen kayfabe heel stuff isn't going to necessarily get you booed.
Crowds are more interested in real life crossover implications and most know that Reigns is being forced on them. HHH dong ambushes on Reigns and calling the crowds losers isn't going to suddently endear anyone to Reigns.You would think they would know this by now. This shit used to work like gangbusters but not anymore.
So tell me /asp/, why should I be learning any of your "modern" martial arts when I can learn ancient arts (read: tested throughout the centuries) that allow me to literally blow assailants away from a distance?
https://youtu.be/5TVR67ApSXY
https://youtu.be/WhnvETs4F6Q
I can't stand how the media paints physical combat off as "modern" and effective, throws that shit on TV in "competitive" setting (UFC kek) in order to boost gym membership sales worldwide. The answer has been around for much longer than the concept of commercial gyms.
>>1104663
I thought that was a Borat style comedy movie but no, this is actually a documentary. I don't know how to feel.
>>1104663
>So tell me /asp/, why should I be learning any of your "modern" martial arts when I can learn ancient arts (read: tested throughout the centuries) that allow me to literally blow assailants away from a distance?
You shouldn't. Obviously you're good to go.
So when are you going to demonstrate on some criminals?
Well, if you really want to know why the ufc and mma have evolved into the way they look today, go back and watch those first ufc events. Those traditional martial arts turned out to be almost entirely ineffective against grappling. Most karate, tkd, and kung fu schools are just bullshit where you pay for your advancement. If you really want to get into something effective, learn to box, kickbox, or learn bjj. Really, you should be learning to defend yourself standing and on the ground.
Roman Reigns will be a 3x heavyweight champion in 8 days
Good
>>1104601
And he will then lose it again before his combined three reigns hits 50 days.
>>1104601
>it's an obese smark making a thread about a wrestler they don't like winning a fake belt.
Post some classics
The arbitrary Cut off for old timey wrestling is the formation of Titan Sport in 1979
I'll start by linking this epic match between Thesz and Gagne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvv1wvegguA
I'm sure there's a lot of this footage that has been lost to time but let's see what we can rustle up
Robinson v destroyer is my fav matchup ever quite possibly but I only seen two of their matches. Don't think they actually had many though, recorded ones at least. Fucking five stars anyway.
Only know of one place to watch them but apparently it's poor form to discuss it due to hosting issues so...
>>1104140
i'll have to check it out, thanks for the recc
>>1104126
Yeah because I really want to watch wrestling from when it was even shitter than today.
I'm having a little trouble switching from kick boxing to MMA. The grappling I'm practiced in is illegal in most amateur and even professional leagues since the grand master only taught me grappling for self defense in emergency situations, that is outside of clench and throw from the clench. I'm OK it the clench, but my real strength my ability to go from a traveling punch with my right to a nasty roundhouse kick to the kidneys or back with my left in one smooth motion. My legs are ambidextrous. Unfortunately I'm told that outside of Kyuk Too Ki and Savate...
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First of all, literally none of this ever happened.
But also, if you're 36, it's time to start thinking about finding a nice dark cave to crawl into and die, not about starting a new contact sport.
What happens when you get kicked in the colostomy bag or you slip a disc or shatter your hip?
Your kids and grandkids will have to look after you and that isn't fair to them.
>>1103947
You're trained in an actual practical martial art? Just keep it up. Fuck impractical, fake martial arts that people only like because of TV. Practicality > Sport
>>1104641
>First of all, literally none of this ever happened.
This.
This is mine
>>1103939
Is that really your favourite? She's knocked out from being dropped on her knees.
>>1103939
Widow's Peak is GOAT
>>1103939
thats as retarded as the rack attack
Sup Guys
Wheres Dean Mark?
How should I know. Next
>it's a guy who is trying to become the american grado
Average wrasslefag thread:
>Ayeeeee Teeeeen Pluuuhs
>Lose weight
>Fedora
>Fedora
>Fedora
>Please have sex
>More fedora
When will Hiroshimoot kick these cancerous fucks off 4chan?
Tomorrow
this
>>1101770
> calls on-topic wrassling posters that posts wrassling on the wrassling board cancerous
> in yet another cancerous off topic aspie butthurt thread
Your thread is so ironic that your tears are turning it rusty
