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If Shane isn't in charge of Raw we riot.
HERE WE FUCKING GO
CM PUNK
>Vince not telling the crowd that Punk is never coming back
Do you wanna get heat or what senpai?
>German announcer table gets destroyed
>French announcer table gets destroyed
>Spanish announcer table gets destroyed
>English is fine
Do germans even like pro wrestling ?
I always thought those aryans were never smarks and had very objective personalities to spare time for this.
>>1253038
Yeah, after the UK they are the europeans that like it the most, it's got a long history there.
>>1253049
>it's got a long history there
Homosexuality doesn't count as wrestling.
Dude just sitting ringside not saying anything. Invasion imminent.
Probably Balor. Tell security you feel threatened by the mask to ruin the bit
>>1248939
>SECURITY IS THIS MAN FROM ISIS?
Why?
ITT: wrestlers who need to take a shower, hit the weights, and get a clue
OP
>>1247575
He said wrestlers, not manlets
Sam
IF WE'RE GONNA DO A BRAND SPLIT LET'S DO IT RIGHT
>Raw caters to the TV-PG crowd and young kids. Cena and Reigns can keep facing off against Big Show and Kane at the top (yuck)
>Smackdown is TV-14 and for the indie/adult crew. Dean Ambrose and AJ Styles get long world title reigns with edgier versions of Kevin Owens and Bray Wyatt as top heels
What better way to cater to the different audiences within the WWE universe?
>>1246385
I hope this is the plan
>>1246385
Would make much more sense if you switched them around.
Give the ''''adult'''' workers the live and more prestigious show and the kids the taped one where they can take out the boos for Cena and Roman. Smackdown also doesn't run as late, so it makes even more sense.
>>1246402
This makes sense and I OP's idea is awesome witch is why nothing even close to this will happen.
WORST commentary team of all-time, all three sucked and it was just a bad pairing
2 heel commentators and a tweener commentator, the heels being your play by play and color
Just stupid
Remove cole then add JBL and now you got the best commentary team
We get it.
You want jushin liger with naito for commentary, so you can read the subtitle, because japanese shows more 'feelings'.
Now fuck off and kys weeb
Cole needs to be replaced with Mauro
so who won smackdown next week?
Stardust
Why would anybody want to meet their favorite wrestlers or celebirty
They all seem to be dicks in real life
>>1246232
I saw Perry Saturn in an Denny's one time
Nice guy, very dadly
>I hate Roman Reigns
>>1246091
>I'm a Reigns mark
why is he so based?
>>1246091
>roman reigns shouldn't even be in the wwe
>2016
>Still no storyline about Bray forming an harem of mindraped divas
is he autistic?
>>1246087
"Yes"
>>1246085
>Gay Wyatt, the new face of queer having a harem of divas
ALL HAIL THE ROMAN EMPIRE
>>1246035
>>1246035
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
![cornetteface[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/50KBJEF.jpg "cornetteface[1].jpg")
Misguided, overly opinionated and out of touch or an insightful genius passionate about his strong convictions?
he likes kayfabe so he's basically working everybody.
he knows people like him for his crazy rants so he has to keep doing them or else he would be fucked
>>1246034
both
The the man just wants a god damn all-American cheese burger, with extra cheese...and I mean for crying out fucking loud, isn't THAT WHAT WE ALL WANT? I mean, my fucking God, could there be anything more American than a god damn cheese burger with extra fucking cheese? Jesus H Christ fuck me with a rusty fucking fishing knife.
By the way Shawn, FUCK YOU TOO!
Here is a theory. I fully expect everyone to tear it down but anyways:
We know that currently G &A are the odd, retarded old friends of AJ and are doing what they think is helping him. Ok
But what about after that? What's the big storyline?
Looking at them, they look like they are post-apocalyptic cult members. So let's look at that closer.
Omen in the sky is their entrance music. They are cult members who are either witnessing or are an omen.
What do cult members do? Other than the anal sex and government stand offs, they worship. What...
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Tl;dr
>>1246022
For you
>>1246010
I like this
Are we going to see a brand split?
>>1245970
God I hope so. We have the best roster in years (arguably even better than the RA roster), and a brand split would allow for more talent to grow and reach their true potential.
>>1245970
Did they?
literally all the stars are lined up just right. and it's looking like Shane is here to stick around so signs point to yes. but WWE has made some fucking huge Bonehead decisions so it's not like Vince wouldn't publically decide to just kill this whole angle in once single night
>2016
>anti-smarks still can't see through WWE's predictable booking
Dean is winning the Rumble and the title at WM33 where he will make Seth TAP OUT (Because WM triple threats can never end in pinfall)
SCREENCAP THIS
>>1245963
>>1245963
This
Roman will lose the title tonight screeshot this
Cesaro will win the title tonight and lose it to Balor in the next coming months
Gallows and Anderson will win the titles from New Day in the coming months
2016 will be the year of Bullet Club and Then AJ will lose the title to Rollins
WM will be a triple threat with Roman Dean and Seth for the title, Dean wins.
>>1245900
>Dean wins
>>1245908
He's the only one to not win the big one, they'll make him a tweener and he'll be super over like austin was
>>1245911
