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>Oh, hey Phil...
>>1260975
Basedback is about to btfo crybaby phil
Oh, hey......... NIGGER!
can someone fix this
THE TRUTH........ SHALL SET YOU FREE!
lmao
C'mon
I'm not a fat guy
I'm not a skinny guy
>>1260927
I'M A NIGGER
Fuck this board is so great now
>>1260843
the two GOATS
>all this casual trash
What a pathetic excuse for a board on 4chan to be this disgustingly casual.
>>1260883
kys weeb
Ryback put a 5 star match on the Payback pre-show because it was his last match.
>>1260820
>Ultimate Warrior gave the best speech of his career because he knew it would be his last.
>>1260820
what up this me and my bitch fgts
>>1260829
Why are his nipples hard?
What happend to the great sport of Wrestling?
We have pretty much taken a business, where grown man pretended to hurt each other, but really didn't and believed that they where and paid to see it and turned it into a business, where grown man really do hurt each other and nobody believes they are and few of them pay to see it.
>>1260799
That's what happens when you allow manlet nerd internet smarks to influence your product.
Wrestling was better when marks were in the audience.
Looking at even some old wrestling foorage, it's crazy people thought they were really fighting. Have they never been in a fight in their life?
>>1260812
Well those were the same people that thought the moon landing was real what do you expect?
MAKE TALK ABOUT GREAT RESU-RING PROMO
KAIJU BIG BATTEL!
Name: Mota Naru
Type: Space bug of liquid fire
Height: 7 circles of hell
Weight: 7 molten tons
Attack: Fists of incredible heat, the ego trip, frontal solar flare, hot poke
Win/Lose: 3/6
Allies: Uchu Chu, Sky Deviler, Atomic Cannon
Enemies: Dr. Cube, Sentai Jin, Silver Potato, Los Plantanos
Mota Naru being source of atomic ants and elementally flamers of outer space. Can traveling world in lava rivers under crusty land. Helping Uchu Chu stole space shuttle and they are friends. Is hotheaded strong one of Team Space Bug. Sometimes too hot for own goodness...
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Name: Dr. Cube
Type: Destroys by appointment
Height: 80 meters
Weight: 12,200 cc of poisoned lead
Attack: Malpractice technique, scalpel kick, morphonic knockout, hospital hara horror
Wins/lose: 9/15
Allies: Everyone in the Posse
Enemies: Uchu Chu, Silver Potato, Los Plantanos
Dr. Cube is mostly evil plastic surgeon helps hide him. In real is monster man with amazing blood spattering square head. Good monsters not fooled by his offers to fix harelip, he is the spooky danger element. Prime evil of Kaiju Big Battel is very mysterious and expensive...
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anyone cool kaiju that is like my based dean?
come back KING
this fuck boy can't even out draw dean.
2.4 RECORD LOW
>>1260604
T. Deanetty
>>1260601
RECORD
Name a better commentary team.
>protip
>you can't
>>1260560
Gorilla and Heenan.
JR and Heyman. Soft spot from watching WCW for SCHAVONTAY and Heenan
>>1260560
I can't.
It is literally impossible
Okay wrestling. I've had it.
Lets fight it out for /asp/.
>>1260534
U WANT SOME? COME GET SOME?
rumblr me bitch
first to get dubs keeps the board
>you will never again be part of the IWC in 2007 marking out for heel orton & making jokes about him shitting in diva's gym bags
it was objectively the best meme following in internet history, way better than the whole Daniel Bryan or CM Phil memes at their peaks when I wasn't really following wrestling
>>1260529
HEY
>>1260532
SON OF MAN RANDALL KEITH ORTON
>>1260529
'no'
>Today I sit and fly home and for the first time in years feel absolutely free. I will start by saying I did request to be taken off of WWE television until myself and Vince could get a yes or no on a new deal. This has been going on since my IC Title run and had been nothing but a major strain on my life as all I ever wanted to do was work for WWE. I was told to head home until we agree or not agree to specific terms and contrary to reports it isn’t over money or a bus that stuff was settled a while ago. It comes down to a major problem I have with...
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>>1260517
>It blows my mind that in this day and age though we still adhere to this formula. Obviously things have always been this way, but does that make them right? Times have changed and our goal as humans should be to evolve and learn from our past and the past of others so we could make this world a better place. Why is it a guy who is told he is going to go out and lose and does everything he is told be paid not only less, but much less than said winner over a period of time. Every single performer...
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>>1260523
>>1260528
>I am proud to say I have never gone to change a finish and have gladly took pride in helping put over other talent. Hell look at my pay per view record of 12-26 and you will see that has been the pattern of my career. I have always been confident in my ability and work ethic to being my best every day and ultimately always felt that by doing good it was the right thing to do. Personally seeing my money go down over the years though...
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Goodbye Ryback's rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the jobber that placed itself
Where careers were torn apart
You called out to our Universe
And you left CM Punk in pain
Now you belong to TNA
And the WWE spell out your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a botcher in the wind
Never feeding with the sunset
When the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along WWE's best pre-shows
Your faith in The Secret burned out long before
Your legend ever goes
>left cm punk in pain
kek.
seriously fuck him and punk for both being whiny bitches.
>>1260479
Get back to your cubicle
>>1260484
kys ryan bitch or phil cuck
http://thebigguyryback22.tumblr.com/post/143803724226/feed-me-more
what a crybaby loser, we should make a copypasta about him since we did one with crybabby cuck man phil.
>>1260435
he's a big guy
>Ryback is a crybaby fuck who complains on tumblr
Just gained a ton of respect for the big guy
Who will be the biggest star assuming all three get a title run as a face or tweener?
>>1260399
My Dean
dean = face
Dean= heel
Dean = tweener
Seth = face
Roman = heel
>>1260399
Seth has a great energy in the ring, but god only knows what he's doing for a character. It never felt like he had any power of his own, and if he manages to get a good character going he's probably going to take it.
Our Based dean cucking these beta males
kek
>DP
kek
>>1260376
I guess that potted one he was carrying around wasn't the only plant Dean has going for him.
B A S E D
