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KAIJU BIG BATTEL!
Name: Mota Naru
Type: Space bug of liquid fire
Height: 7 circles of hell
Weight: 7 molten tons
Attack: Fists of incredible heat, the ego trip, frontal solar flare, hot poke
Win/Lose: 3/6
Allies: Uchu Chu, Sky Deviler, Atomic Cannon
Enemies: Dr. Cube, Sentai Jin, Silver Potato, Los Plantanos
Mota Naru being source of atomic ants and elementally flamers of outer space. Can traveling world in lava rivers under crusty land. Helping Uchu Chu stole space shuttle and they are friends. Is hotheaded strong one of Team Space Bug. Sometimes too hot for own goodness and burns himself heated poking but is always being designated driver at holiday roadblocks.
Name: Dr. Cube
Type: Destroys by appointment
Height: 80 meters
Weight: 12,200 cc of poisoned lead
Attack: Malpractice technique, scalpel kick, morphonic knockout, hospital hara horror
Wins/lose: 9/15
Allies: Everyone in the Posse
Enemies: Uchu Chu, Silver Potato, Los Plantanos
Dr. Cube is mostly evil plastic surgeon helps hide him. In real is monster man with amazing blood spattering square head. Good monsters not fooled by his offers to fix harelip, he is the spooky danger element. Prime evil of Kaiju Big Battel is very mysterious and expensive doctor. He wearing white gloves of keep hands free from evidence and is only using special surgery tool for attack and kill all monsters opposing.
anyone cool kaiju that is like my based dean?
>>1260789
LUNATICU FRINJURU!
>>1260789
Name: Dusto Bunny
Type: Unclean home result hero
Height: One billion dust mites
Weight: 64 tons (mostly fluff)
Attack: Bunny stomp, lucky foot kick, jack rabbit hammer punch
IQ: Einstein, but better at math
Win/Lose: 8/8
Allies: Silver Potato, Los Plantanos, Atomic Cannon Enemies: No enemies, but susceptible to Swiffer™ mops.
Schoolgirls make enormous screaming. Furious Fuzzy Terror. Many times ago, discovery by Kaiju agent eating stuffing under most hideous dingy sofa. Owing to loneliness, becoming great Kaiju sage for golden answer eggs. Confucious inspire. Knowing all questions and all answers, mind is strongly like kicks from hind legs. Origins in housecleaning absence granting fuzzy logic, habits of jack rabbit and mighty dust ball form to Dusto Bunny.
Witness epic titan war with Neo Teppen and Cycloptopuss atop many small buildings for great title of Time Champion
>>1260809
This is real! Holy fuck.
>>1260809
post a video faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKSt4Kos-kY
>>1261887
Did I just enjoy that a little?
Why doesn't Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder have a profile?
>LOUDEN: Alright, alright. Just one final question, and I promise I'll shut up. Much of your past still remains a mystery to the Kaiju fans. Could you elaborate on your humble beginnings?
STEAM POWERED TENTACLE BOULDER: I have had just about enough of that jive talk that you be spittin' out. You say one more word and I will pop you upside that dumb lookin' head o' yours. I guarantee you will be drinkin' yo' teeth.
Name: Powa Ranjuru
Type: Angelic super heroine type
Height: Variable vinyl type omega leap sneakers
Weight: Junior bantam wieght
Age: 17
Style: Timely fashion
Attack: "Mallet Protector" beat down, air jordan face plant, little brother squish, ultra-pain back hand
Allies: Atomic Trooper, Silver Potato, Dusto Bunny
Enemies: Sky Deviler, Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, Dr. Cube
Powa Ranjuru is the cutest fairy type flying girl. She has "Mallet Protector," frighten all the evil monsters. A heavenly meteor exploded near her run away tree house. Inside she found White Special Flying Wings in a glowing box. When wearing the retrofitted homemade grandma red mask, teenaged girl can growing to extra large tallness. Capable red mask vision picks up all channels includes pricey movie stations and arriving always to save endangered hero just about time!
>>1261887
Is this the future of pro-wrestling?
>>1261929
This is the future of us all. When America/Europe/Russia/China all drop da bombs, the world will become a vast wasteland and people/animals will start mutating. Then they will make a TOTALLY SWEET tv show about they're BIG BATTELs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZvZ3G65E1c
>>1261948
their*
