Just curious
>Kane is libertarian
>Daniel Bryan is a Democrat
>McMahons are Republican
>Ziggler is Democrat
>Dean is a cuck
>>1333305
>Republicans
The bigots
>Democrats
The cucks
They're fucking carnies. They have no concept of real society, and shouldn't really even have the vote.
What did he do wrong? What did he do to deserve the treatment he got?
>>1333284
He got over naturally.
>>1333284
he was trash but smarks will say he was good, same thing can be applied to every wrestler that isn't pushed by vince
>>1333285
#UNACCEPTABLE
aren't you happy for his return?!
it's been YEARS and FINALLY he's here!!!
Literally who
The Sarge from WCW power plant fame?
>>1333282
The Prototype, of course.
It's Seth Rollins' birthday. Let's have a thread for the current lord and savior.
>>1333257
U da man sef
>>1333260
U da man sef
Based A+ God
You are the man, Seth
Enjoy his videos alot because he never shits out 500 videos a day like WhatCulture
>>1333090
Like his content. As his uploads aren't as regular, means I won't skip a video
He's like every other fucking smark or anti-smark who talks about wrestling.
>GRRR THIS THING WAS STUPID IN WRESTLING IT'S SO STUPID GAHHH I AM ANGRY
The skits and characters are TGWTG tier.
Why did the WWE get rid of this belt so soon? I don't get it
>>1333076
its ugly
>>1333083
that explains why people get rid of you as soon as possible
>>1333083
What is a good looking belt to you than?
Which brand will my Dean go on?
I honestly think he'll get more over on Smackdown because we already know Raw is gunna be stacked with Reigns and Cena
Superstars or Main Event.
>5'10"
Yep he needs to be on smackdown
>>1332828
deans going to sunday night heat you faggot smark
>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow womanlet
>Weak
>Doesn't...
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> Copy pasta fags
We get it, hilariously long list is hilarious.
JEFF IS LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW.
based post, anon!
>>1332694
>JEFF SEETHING THIS HARD
HAHAHAHA
ITT: Let's give a CM Punk style invective pasta to everyone on the WWE roster. You get bonus points if they are an /asp/ favourite.
>Failed powerlifter
>Manlet
>Married a filthy porn star
>Allows said porn star to boss him around and hamper his career
>Wears a fake medal because he has no real accomplishments
>Pretends to be Russian because he comes from a cuck country
>Not important enough for WWE to give him a first name
>Cucked by The Rock
>Cucked by Ziggler
>Was part of the worst stable in WWE history
>Supports Lokomotiv Plovdid, a cuck team in a cuck sport, who aren't even the best team in Plovdid
>Loves Mad Max, because the first Mad Max film has only just aired in Bulgaria
>Describes himself as a 'lad' unironically, despite being in his 30s
>Literally injured his foot because he forgot to wear shoes
Let's not. This board has enough lazy shitposting already.
Cm punk also supported him.
Cucks know each others well.
>>1332518
>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
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If things went all medieval and you had to fight a guy like me over your life, I'd ravage your ass and take it. You okay with that?
You think you're safe out here in this world? You think it's okay to be
this unfit, lazy little monger? You know you're not safe in your job, I'm sure. Every day you
go above and beyond to make sure that the cutthroat guillotine of labor supply doesn't mutilate you into an unrecognizable, unemployed piece of shit. Why do you think it's different with your Jitz?
How'd you get to where...
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based post
>>1332333
Oh yeah baby, fucking ravage my ass. I'm just a pathetic white belt. You're a big strong black belt baby!
This post inspired me to join a BJJ gym.
Being the first emo fighter in the UFC is a groundbreaking right?
get worked mark
>>1332298
Hey phil! shouldn't you glad that you're the first emo fighter in the world!
>>1332292
Emo fighter? Not a chance.
Why do you hate this man?
Is it jealously?
Is it that's he's famous?
Is it because he'll go down as WWE Legend?
Hello Frank!
i love you frank! also what's the color of noelle's butthole?
>>1332049
Super fans that always wear the same thing and try to have a gimmick to get noticed are the IRL equivalents of tripfags.
ITT we discuss "it"
what is "it"
how do you identify "it"
who had the most "it"
v>>1331978
"It" is the X Factor; Something that simultaneously IS the sum of all the parts that make up a perfomer while also NOT being just that sum and, instead, being something... "More", someything greater than just that sum.
This is basically my general approach to the concept of "Talent"; "It" would, maybe, be an incredible amount of Talent.
Talent is the inhibitor and the provider for Skill; "It" is, maybe, when there is effectively no limit for Skill,...
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>>1331978
Being Samoan
All the men want to be you and all the women want to wake up next to you.
Tomorrow is my first bjj tournament. What should I do and not do?.
>>1331916
>What should I do
Double leg takedown and slam one of your opponent's shoulders as hard as you can against the mat.
dont go easy. dont go for things you arent good at
My entire game revolves around flying armbars
>balding
>tranny
>mixed race mongrel
>weeb
>brony tier fanbase
>got employed by being related to some shitty rapper
>injury prone
>botch machine
>garbage on the mic
>nxt shitter
Why do people still pretend that this shitskin shemale is anything more than a meme?
>>1331795
They think they will have sex with her if they white knight her online and stalk her at the airport
>>1331795
Is she mulatto, quadroon, or octaroon?
HALFBREED JOBBER BTFO