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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8_UDblghc
>you now remember CM Skunk
what the fuck were they thinking?
>>1447089
>CM Skunk was in better shape than CM Punk
Why is he more muscular and in more wrestling shape than CM Punk?
>>1447097
KEK
He's never drew a dime.
Drew more than cuck man punk
he was always a good villain for Cena, who drew a lot
WWE stock raises when he is champ.
WWE stock drops when Cena is champ.
Is he World Title material?
What is Senor Benjamin's master plan? Does he plan to steal the legacy of the Hardyz from the two once they have have been through their personal armageddons? Is he interested in the power of the Sanctuary?
>>1447068
Si, como no?
>>1447068
Dad?
Best in the world at what he does and undoubtedly the greatest man alive. Amazing wrestler and successful musician. drink it in man
Damn right man
>>1447057
>Best in the world at what he does and undoubtedly the greatest man alive. Amazing wrestler and successful musician. drink it in man
What did he mean by this?
If you were a wrestler, what would your gear look like?
>>1447003
I would have a sleeveless vest, neon-green tights, and fluorescent yellow kick-pads. I'd also come to the ring on a customized surfboard with wheels, because I'm a rude dude with a 'tude.
This would be my theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13yZAjhU0M
How about you, family?
Grow up, OP. *le sigh*
basically Alex Wright but with a singlet, denim vest with patches and Vans sk8-his
check my 10
Bretty good
>>1446904
Kys 4/10!
>>1446904
Put the strap on this man, he's hot right now. The only draw the wwe has.
Show me your #HungryManSmackDown gameface, /asp/.
>>1446846
>>1446842
>This is where the big boys play huh? Look at the adjective, play, we aint here to play.
What did he mean by this?
>>1446707
It means he doesn't know what an adjective is.
>>1446707
He wants to touch all the big boys on WCW
>>1446707
Big Guys don't need to know what they're talking about unlike vanilla midgets.
Here is a list of WWE stars order by date of birth
>1950-1954: Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Roddy Piper, Ricky Steamboat, Ted Dibiase, Honky Tonk Man,
>1955-1959: Bret Hart, Jake Roberts, Ultimate Warrior, Diesel, Lex Luger, Razor Ramon, Mr Perfect, Vader
>1960-1964: Steve Austin, Sid, British Bulldog, Ken Shamrock, Brian Pillman, Billy Gunn, Savio Vega, Marc Mero,
>1965-1969: Triple H, Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker, Mick Foley, Batista, Kane, Chris...
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>>1446683
>that 1990-1995 group
Jesus fuck.
Shouldn't good stars get good reactions regardless of everyone else?
Even if Ziggler was atrocious and wrestled the worst match ever, that does not explain how Roman gets boos right afterwards
So we're getting /raw/ and /sd/ gamethreads starting July 19th? This place is going to be loaded.
Im team /sd/
>>1446679
cute girl OP
>the /asp/ brand rivalry begins
How much banter will there be between /raw/ and /sd/?
Are they over?
idk but this is KO's theme when's he's waddling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyjkYdDxM
Yes.
Yes can't wait to see them lynch Nig Gay
I barely watch """"women's"""" wrestling, but after I've seen all the smarks on social media cream themselves TO THIS DAY over the Bayley vs Sasha match on NXT, I finally decided to give it a try.
Peope were saying it was THE women's match, an INSTANT CLASSIC, that it was the best thing that happened on NXT or perhaps even in wrestling.
After I watched the whole 20 minute thing, I was just sitting there and asking myself "is there more?" because there was LITERALLY NOTHING special about it.
It felt...
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nobody cares nerd
Average men's match = ****1/2 women's match
>>1446403
you got worked by the marks
>five years ago: realistic weapon physics where the environment reacted organically to everything you did (e.g. do an RKO off a ladder and if you land on a table it actually breaks, do a chokeslam and if your opponent lands on steel steps he actually slams onto them, etc.)
>now: nonexistent weapon physics; tables, ladders, and announce tables only break if you do a handful of contextual, preapproved moves
>ten years ago: a career mode with fun, original storylines, voice acting, cutscenes, branching paths, and an actual narrative
>now: "career mode" that has no storyline whatsoever, no dialogue, no real cutscenes, no meaningful interaction with any characters, and is an anemic, boring, fomulaic mess consisting of you fighting the same guys over and over on Superstars for fifteen in-game years until you mercifully retire
>thirteen years ago: harcore matches where you could seamlessly fight from the ring to the backstage area to the locker room to the boiler room to the street outside to the subway station to motherfucking Times Square
>now: "hardcore" matches where you can't go more than a few feet from the ring and can't even throw people off the stage
Disgusting.
Smarcs wanting realism
>>1446388
i hate the realistic simulation shit, it fucking sucks and it's fucking slow
Did anyone else hear JBL say this shit? at the end of the last Raw stream?
http://watchwrestling.in/watch-wwe-raw-742016/
He's just having fun
>>1446355
you will never have top bants when you think the mic is off with JBL. feels bad
its cole saying goodnight FROM COLUMBUS
thanks for encouraging me to lose weight /asp/
Here's day 1 picture and hopefully ill be back in a month to show my progress
this is a picture of kevin owens, wwe superstar
>>1446347
Thanks
>>1446332
Nice job lugging around a fuckin gallon of water with you everywhere. Let the fuckin casuals know you are really into the whole fitness lifestyle. Fucking civilians couldn't lace your boots.
