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So I've been doing jiu-jitsu again for a month now, and at least once a week we do something called King of the Hill.
Two guys go in, whoever taps leaves, whoever wins stays in and fights the next guy. Repeat until we're all tired.
I have always lost these, sometimes painfully. Last night I had to go against a professional fighter. He fucking wrecked both my shoulders in seconds.
But today I finally became king of the hill. Right after the guy got a lecture from the coach about needing to secure position before submission, we start rolling, and...
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Wrestling is shitty but fun but shitty. - Anon
In my 3rd week of shotokan karate.
Holy shit it is boring and nearly useless, but I have nothing better to do on Tuesdays and Thursdays and it is practically free so far.
Plus I spend around a hour after class working out so it is not a total waste of time.
I found out from the head instructor that you actually have to go up 3 ranks before they even teach round house kick, and two ranks to learn one kind of side kick. Have to wait all the way to black belt to even learn a single spin kick.
I learned all that stuff in my first few weeks in my main art. I though...
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>>740572
>art
>art
>art
Art is something you hang on your wall anon.
Bo when?
First for Boss
Hopefully soon
Name something Roman Reigns is good at.
Pro tip: You can't
1st for /a/
1st for Roman Reigns
inb4 behold the king.
![wwe-triple-h-fake[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NjSWywQ.jpg "wwe-triple-h-fake[1].jpg")
>pic related
lmao enjoy
at least ufc is real, faggots
Fake? Your insane.
Where does all the blood come from? The Sky!?
>>789037
They never use "blood" anymore.
How did you feel when Lesnar keked your entire sport, OP?
YOU GUYS DO KNOW SHEAMUS IS A TRANSITIONAL CHAMPION AND WILL LOSE TO RAMEN AT TLC, RIGHT?
Not after Atlanta's reaction to him. Even the kids booed him.
>>788695
Everyone boos him, so what? He is still gonna be the next face of the company
>>788707
You can't be the face of WWE if you're not gonna draw.
I miss this guy. After dumping the WWE during the early days of Cena's rise and Benoit's self-destruction, I came back to the WWE became of CM Punk. But he's gone and the WWE has now reached newer lows. I gave up after the 2015 Wrestlemania, when it became apparent he was not coming back.
Anyone else feel this way?
He's in a better place. Just be happy for him and take comfort he nuked the WWE on his way out in a way that still has Vince, Hunter, etc pissed the fuck off at.
Plus, had he not bailed, he'd probably be dead by now. Dude had fucking STAPH and would have died had he not walked the fuck away and seen a non-WWE paid doctor.
The worse part is that Punk's sacrifice (bailing after RR and effectively escalating the fan backlash and removing the planned HHH/Punk match) was for nothing. They waited too long to pull the trigger on Daniel Bryan and by the time they put the belt on him, he had suffered a career ending injury and had to be stripped of the belt as soon as he won it. And the entire farce basically killed Batista's legacy to the point that he's never going to come back to the WWE.
>>788571
Batista didn't exactly do himself any favours by returning as a shell of what he once was
yfw when the whole tournament was to watch your autistic brother win and then immediately lose the title
>>788313
>implying the madman cares about titles
>implying his mind isn't always wondering back to pounding renee
>>788339
he knows his real title is waiting his return any month now.
No, Ambrose is autistic. Reigns is just retarded
WWE chose perhaps the safest option. I was naively hoping for Owens to win via Ambrose interference on Reigns to set up for a new WWEWHC landscape with Owens on top and a top-level feud in heel Ambrose and Reigns (among some other options).
What would you have done?
Cesaro defeats Roman in quarter-finals. Internet flips out.
>>788233
Sent /wwe/ to /tv/ with the rest of the fictional garbage
Pay CM Punk a gorillion bucks to come back as Triple H's new fuccboi
>Be 5
>Get Cancer
>Join the Make a Wish Foundation
>Contact WWE
>Wish is Cesaro for WWEWH champ
>Wish come true
>Thank me later.
http://www.cagesideseats.com/2015/11/22/9772166/cesaro-injury-shoulder-torn-rotator-cuff-surgery
Wondering, why does Vince like Reigns but hate Cesaro?
>>784889
Roman Reigns is an actual draw
Who will be the next wrestling superstar to die from a heart attack or kill themselves and others?
It's only a matter of time. Their extreme lifestyle in combination with the year-round steroid abuse and pain killer consumption are a sure recipe for tragedy.
>>779378
Is it true that Benoit killed his son using his finisher?
>>779400
Not unless he botched it
>>779400
I've read he killed him in a "wrestling chokehold."
>>760328
Old Thread: Hit Image Limit
Post Pics/GIFs/Webms of female wrestlers past or present, wrestling or posing, in a dress or bikini, hair up or down, dressed professionally or lewd, of any race, whatever idc just remember to keep it hot.
Oh yeah, and no AJfags allowed
AJ dump. Yup dumping all of the Indian boy
>>769803
What about shooped AJ?
ITT: we discuss the most talented and underutilized talent in the /wwe/ currently
>>>/reddit/
>le no charisma man
back to >>>/wee/
>>760983
This isn't a Reigns thread
Hiro just okayd Divas threads.
So, no reason to stay in generals any more.
Which incarnation of AJ LEE was best?
Why didn't /wwe/ faggots make diva threads on /sp/? Maybe they would've been more welcomed then.
>>760328
yap.
Matches begin Sunday, November 8th JST / Saturday, November 7th EST
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>Why should I watch this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLFYuyJTxGI
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>How can I watch?
Follow Kintamayama on Youtube:
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>Some cool youtube channels to watch
Sumoparis: Tons of historical...
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The only newcomer to Makuuchi: Mitakeumi
Heya Dewanoumi
Name Hisashi Omichi
Ring Name History Mitakeumi
Rank Maegashira #11
Date of Birth December 25, 1992
Place of Birth Nagano
Height 178.0cm
Weight 145.0kg
Favorite Grip/Techniques /tsuki, oshi
"A Dewanoumi Beya rikishi in his first-ever makunouchi basho, and only his third as a sekitori, Fukuoka will be only his fifth tournament since joining the sport.
He is still a long way off being able to sport a mage seen atop rikishi in the lower four divisions, let alone an oicho-mage...
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>Banzuke topics, from the official sumo website
Hakuho becomes the fourth rikishi in all history to reign the Yokozuna rank for 50 tournaments.
Goeido faces his second Ozeki kadoban. His first was in the 2015 January tournament. The previous Ozeki kadoban occurred with Kotoshogiku in the July tournament. It was the 131st kadoban since the July 1969 tournament.
Tochiozan holds a Sekiwake rank for three tournaments in a row. This is his fourth consecutive tournament at a Sanyaku rank.
Myogiryu holds a Sekiwake rank for...
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>>756620
>Continued
Shohozan returns to the Makuuchi Division after four tournaments. The previous time he held a Makuuchi Division rank was in the 2015 March Grand Sumo Tournament.
Toyohibiki returns to the Makuuchi Division after two tournaments.
This is the first Juryo Division debut from the Takasago Beya since Oga was promoted in the 2006 May Grand Sumo Tournament.
He is the 17th rikishi from the Kanagawa Prefecture to make his Juryo debut. The previous was Asasoyo who...
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Who is ready for Sheamus to become irrelevant again?
save us double j
>>792120
>Have someone do a run in Finisher
>Roman gets right back up and beats him, his opponent and another Run in.
Can we just murder Vince? Like Someone go to jail for our sake and end this fucking overpush.
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