scrooge did nothing wrong

>Stop eating completely to save on food costs
>stop bathing to reduce water bill
>live in abandoned crack den to save on rent

>>1086044
top kek

>>1096549

Go to a truck stop and find a prostitute. You might have to patrol a while to find one that isn't a straight slag, but truck stop prostitutes will probably take the lowest amount of pay.

>>1096549
If you are asking here you prolly can't afford it.

>>1096549
Local colleges. Print out 50 flyers and post them all over the place with your email & #.

How do I moneys managements?

My work used to bank with SunTrust. We're a government entity, but for some reason we've got to set up our own fucking bank account. SunTrust swore up and down that as a public entity we wouldn't have to pay any fees on the account, but sure enough, we ended up with a $15 fee every month. I told my boss we were going to get an overdraft if this keeps up and if she didn't deposit some more funds into the account. She ignores me, we get an overdraft, and then we switch banks.

Prior to this, I had to make a $20,000 deposit. You have to answer a few questions...
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>>1096512
Why the fuck do you keep alternating between regular text and green text? Why do you think anyone on this board cares about your stupid blog post about what a fucking retard you are? Do you have brain damage?

>>1096450
Higher taxes = government/ bureaucratic waste

Lower taxes= I get freedom of choice, entrepreneurism goes up/consumers get more value for money and variety

I prefer lower taxes, mainly because less of my money goes towards gender studies degrees and other useless shit.

>>1096455
Trump wins=stocks shit itself.

Imagine if 11 million people that got paid dirt, yet made up essential parts of the countries largest businesses left. Businesses would have to shut down temporarily until they found cheap labour elsewhere. However, bernies $15 shenanigans will also make the markets shit themselves.

The best person for big business is shillary, not only is she bought off by all the investment banks, but, she has a history of blatantly lying and getting away with it, which will come in handy...
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>>1096458
I'm not seeing the correlation between trumps low taxes and stocks shitting themselves and businesses temporarily shutting down.

Can you explain a little bit deeper.

>>1096066
Yes

Amatuer algorithmic trading.
Good luck getting cucked.

>>1096096
th-thanks
any recommended programs?

There are 5 ways to get rich, in no particular order:

1. Develop real estate
2. Start a business and take it to the IPO/franchise stage
3. Leverage your money in the stock market
4. Crate something that gets popular (invention, artistic, whatever)
5. Become a celebrity

Every rich person I can think of (that didn't inherit it) did one or more of these

>>1095604

4. Create something*

>>1095604
Celebrity would be the worst. Not likely to get mega rich unless you pull a Dr Dre and it's probably the hardest to become.

My brothers an actor and I'll never understand why, dudes always having to borrow money from me.

It's the other way round, first you got to be rich, pretend to care about consumer shit stuff, make your network, sell the crap an then only live confy

>>1093550
Limit your spending to a percentage of earnings and then put in the work.

So pretend you spend 50% of your income.

When you're young you might spend 20K after taxes per year.

As your income grows, you can increase your lifestyle because you have more money to spend.

Also, you will be disciplined enough to set a good portion of money aside.

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>>1093550
google , "early retirement extreme"

>>1093068
>implying people can predict the dips of a shitcoin
topcucks

The bottom is already in the dip was at 0.011

The time to buy was at local maximum despair about 5 hours ago.

>>1093084
since i posted this thread and you posted your response the price is now listed at $ 4.89

Bunp

>>1096496
Google "irs witholding calculator" then use it (put the info from a paystub in it)

Itll tell you what to adjust if anything. Do this twice a year to make sure youre on track

>>1096599
Wtf it says 20% i might just mot deduct anything and not file this year i dont havr to file for ~5 years without getting audited right?

>>1096436

Immediately. You can roll in coins. Studying business will not make you into a biznizman.

>>1096440
pls biz, how do i become the suite wearing, nice car driving biznizman??

>>1096442
>>1096442
Go to a good school or get great marks
Do internships/gain relevant experience
Join clubs/societies which let you network
Have a few interesting hobbies so you put it on a resume and u don't seem like a total fucking loser
Drop business, do engineering or medicine

>long term investment
>leveraged ETF

wew laddie

what does leveraged ETF mean?

>>1095467

>being retarded

Why did you start this thread you fucking moron?

>>1095151
4k+ a month is not frugal

You spent in 7 days what I make in 2 weeks. So no.

I'll bet "uncategorized" refers to video games and weed.

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>>1095151
Nope.

Tell me about your Bar Mitzvah

>>1094682
What university did you go to? What do you do mainly?

>>1094683
Im not a jew, i have spanish roots

>>1094684
I went to a public university, basically im trying to push products on customers, credit cards, insurence, any kind of credit

>is it too conservative?

in my opinion, yes. at that rate you're probably losing value to inflation. you can invest in stocks through your TfSA and you won't be taxed on the gains

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>>1093880

If i dont plan on trading stocks on my own arent i hust better off with the mutual fund?

I can always adjust the aggressiveness

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>>1096293
But /biz/ says everything. Just as many people will tell you to long on X as other will tell you to short it.

You shorted Eth?

>>1096297
What I meant is that when most of /biz/ agrees on something I agree to disagree.