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The Path To The Normie-nation!
Where were you the last few weeks that Trumpcoin was "affordable"?
Just like ronpaul cuckcoin, eventually Trump is going to comment on this coin and then we moon now.
Get in now lads.
I made some money of RonPaul coin and that was nowhere what Trump hype can be. TB.h. can anyone explain how I can get trumps with PayPal or something??
How do I buy it?
>putting real money in an actual joke and taking this seriously
The retarded thing is, everyone who knows about Trumpcoin intends to pump n dump it. Its not like there's anyone else trading this that doesn't know that. You're literally playing yourselves.
So all this basically is, is 4chan posters scamming other 4chan posters. Look at that fucking trading volume, its just big enough for 4chan. Why would anyone play around with this thing? Why would you want to cheat your fellow anons?
200000 hectares of land in canada is about to be burnt to shit by tonight, a whole city has already perished and left 80000 people without homes
how do i profit from this? is this a chance to invest in real estate?
i was wondering this exact same thing last night
>>1234038
Oil went up like ten percent after this, that opportunity is probably passed.
Maybe construction companies, if the town is worth rebuilding
>>1234092
Work camp trailer rental stocks went up - homeless people but probably missed the dip.
Hey /biz, /pol here I'm looking to secure my financial future with gold. Should I buy now or wait for it to drop to a certain point?
>>1233996
you can't secure shit with gold
Buy some each month? Nobody knows, if they did the prices would adjust accordingly.
Also, for the love of god, don't buy unallocated gold.
Was the recovery real?
>Stock market recovered
>older people's 401ks are loaded up again and
>More experienced employees got their jobs back.
>college graduates still can't get jobs
>wages stagnate
It was a recovery for boomers, millennials still getting fucked. Tides are gonna turn when the housing market collapses again and the boomers are forced to dump their real estate to retire, and then the opportunistic millennials...
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>>1233982
You don`t happen to have any charts handy, do you?
>>1233985
No.
Literally Google "stagnate wages" and "college graduate unemployment" and pick any chart you see. It's pretty much commonly accepted knowledge.
It took me a year and a half to save $13k. What's a reasonable, non meme, non get-rich-quick way to reasonably invest this money to get a bit more in return?
I've been just sitting on this cash and I'm only 22. I know it's not much, but I know there is potential.
Invest everything in MO. It pays a healthy dividend and only goes up.
>>1233649
bitcoins
>>1233659
Mo?
>Portfolio is just over $30k
>Some people here have $500k portfolios
>>1233617
29 and barely getting to this point
>>1233617
try r9k
>>1233617
Mine is worth $156.00
Umadbro?
>fell for the trading meme
>lost $2000 in one month + $500 for all the trading, investing books and videos I bought
>>1233557
Dumbass, you only needed one book, the intelligent investor, and that would've only cost you $13 USD
>>1233695
Tbh he should also buy "How to make money in stocks". Greatest investment book ever.
>>1233557
Just study materials for the CMT and CFA. All readily available online for a total of $0.
![edx_logo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nfcfKDd.jpg "edx_logo[1].jpg")
https://www.edx/org
Came across this from that other anon's OP post, but this shit seems pretty damn useful for NEETs looking to learn pretty much whatever.
Question: Are certificates worth it? Strictly speaking about from notable founder institutions like Harvard or MIT. They cost about one day of wageslaving at min wage, maybe two.
>>1233368
Come on, /biz/ this is actually useful shit.
edX, Udacity, Coursery, MIT OpenCourseware etc.
NEETs are NEETs because theyre lazy. Not for lack of resources
>>1233619
This
Why doesn't this board have 'rate my portfolio' threads like /fit/ has 'rate my routine' threads?
I'm gonna start investing this year, have about $20k to start and can add another $10k per year after that.
In structuring my portfolio, I was thinking something along the lines of:
SPY (S&P 500 index fund)
VBR (small cap value index fund)
STZ (alcohol company)
real-estate investment trust, perhaps AAT or PSB
international/european fund TBD
Reasoning:
SPY is obvious, it's had consistent returns since it started and it tracks the largest companies of the largest economy in the world.
VBR: small value stocks have outperformed large growth historically, although at a higher standard deviation. Also provides some additional diversification within the American market.
STZ: low correlation with the above assets, will live through any economic downturns because people love to get their drink on regardless. Has some wild ups and downs but on a long enough scale, that shouldn't make a big difference.
REITs: low correlation with all the above, relatively stable returns.
international/European fund: I'd like to diversify outside the US as well, but haven't done much research yet, any advice welcome.
The percentages are not decided, but the safer assets will probably be represented more.
What does /biz/ think? I realize this is novice stuff, but that's because, well, I'm a novice.
Come on /biz/nissmen
>>1233318
I didn't read any of your post, I'm still staring at dem tittays.
>>1233318
Those are some mean tits man
Once upon a time Detroit was fuckin dope and people were rich and shit and everybody built mansions and life was great. Black people came, broke everything, the entire city is now worth a stick of gum and a shoelace yadda yadda history book bullshit.
For real though just look at the real estate around there. 300k can get you a legitimately dope fucking mansion. Built usually early 20th century, gorgeous mansions many over 5,000 sqft. I'm heavily considering moving there myself and buying a Detroit mansion and just hoping that fucker comes back.
I've seen...
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>>1233179
Doesn't matter how cheap it is until it's safe. It won't be for decades.
>>1233179
Man, i would agree, but i think that the cnp (critical-nigger-percentage) has been triggered in Detroit. There will be no comeback in a long long time.
I live near detroit. The sports area of detroit is improving but the vast majority of the city is still a wasteland.
How can we profit off Refugees and Refugee-Enablers, /biz/?
Is it too late now or is it possible to still get in on it?
>>1233046
Employ them illegally and say you'll pay bimonthly, make it look as legitimate as possible.
Spend 1 week finding as many as possible, tell them they start next Monday. 2 weeks later, skip town and you'll have 100 labor hours per kebab you hired for free.
Preferably apply this to any straightforward labor intensive venture. You might need to front them a week's wage ("withholding for taxes" but not really employing them legally, so they wouldn't know you're just paying...
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>>1233053
I don't really have any refugees in my country though.
I'm more thinking of things like a fake charity for refugees or some other bullshit. Refugees might not have any money but Leftists love feel-good shit and tend to have more than enough money to spare a bit.
>>1233046
Human trafficking
Pimping
Organ harvesting
>can afford a private chef
>can't trust my girlfriend alone with another man in my house
are woman chefs just as good?
>>1232915
Get a fat one? Come on man, the fat chefs are the best ones anyways.
Generally, no, men are better. But I think some of that is due to men being better under pressure rather than raw culinary skill. So a female chef will probably be just fine.
Plus theres an outaide chance you might be able to get a three some out of it too.
>>1232915
if u cant trust her, u shouldnt be with her.
what is your annual salary (before tax)
what is her annual salary (before tax)
what is the percentage you get taxed?
What are some /biz/ approved haircuts? I feel like my buzzcut gives off a rape/killer vibe, so I need something that will make me more approachable.
>>1232489
2.5 on sides and back, trim on the top, low fade with a part, use some pomade to slick it to the side exposing the part
you'll look fucking sharp lad
I live in a small town far from any job opportunities including minimum wage jobs.
Like most people I've ended up searching countless hours for work from home opportunities but most seem really fishy as they require you to pay in order to even start using their little scheme.
My only real skills that are somewhat brag worthy is my typing skills and gaming skills. I've also looked into gold farming in games for cash because I'm damn good at farming currency in games.
I've been training to join the Military (a should be easy to get job)...
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>>1231270
No, you'll get distracted and waste the work day fapping, shitposting, and procrastinating.
>>1231272
Sounds like you've had a past experience in working from home. Please give details in how you got your job, don't worry I'm not like you so I won't fail like you have.
It's out there but it's not going to pay you much.
>he's not buying Ethereum
I'm literally going to be laughing at every nocoiner when it hits $100. This is the same shit that happened with bitcoins. Ethereum is not an altcoin, it is a superset of bitcoin.
>>1230082
i believe this too. i have no doubt it will hit atleast 100$ before the middle of 2017. i just wish i had the money to buy more ether now that it's so affordable.
>>1230087
The technology has too much promise to not at least be half as valuable as bitcoin.
How do I buy?
Also give me some details.
