>Called off sick at work today
>Not actually sick
Enjoy your lost wages
try r9k
>>1233555
Jokes on you.
I get paid sick days
Anyone save spare change? How much have you saved before with loose change?
>>1233449
$160 was the most I ever had in coins
It's good to keep a container by your bed to put change in. You can empty your coat/pants before you sleep. Same with your car, but everyone has one (just keep it tidy).
>>1233449
In order to save change, I'd have to pay cash for anything ever.
For the record, I've made a grand total of 1 (one) purchase with cash in recent memory.
>>1233449
i keep change on a glass plate every day i go home and empty my pocket of change.
sometimes if i don't have enough cash momentarily i pay the pizza dude out of that heap.
when it gets too big i go to the post office with it.
tell me again how a paid off house and 80k a year in savings plus 30k a year in passive income isn't retirement? because everyone i talk to says this isn't enough for retirement.
>>1233361
it is enough if you are single or married to a frugal wife, if you have kids or plan on having kids then you will need more.
>>1233361
Retire.
Im retiring at 100k.
What does 80k a year in savings mean?
You have 80k in your savings?
You make 80k off your savings?
Do you use project management knowledge in your job/life/personal projects?
>be me
>engineering school
>having classes about pmbok
>oh cool lets try this
>get a book in library
>300 pages
>pages are 80% white
>fucking crosswords to fill the book
>learn that getting a title of project manager is very expensive
Is this ever useful or just another meme scam like six sigma?
>>1233216
i tired but it's all snake-oil bullshit.
i'm a project manager btw, the literature is useless.
>>1233216
"Project Management" is just meeting facilitation 101.
Big companies pay 6-figure salaries for people to sit around and pretty much just arrange meetings between people who actually accomplish things. You don't need a certification for that, you just need a pulse, a working knowledge of your office's preferred calendar scheduling tool, and an email or phone number that you actually respond to.
>>1233216
I'm a program manager with 12 years of experience, managing a portfolio of projects.
If you're smart, its helpful if you speedread through these books and understand what hot trends like Agile and SCRUM are.
If you're dumb, and PJM is the limit of your skillset, then you need the certifications to prove your worth.
Higher level & senior managers are expected to know the concepts, but I've never heard a recruiter actually REQUIRING a certification for a senior position.
PMI certs are for foreigners and young kids who have no resume experience.
I pay rent @1400
Buying a house and my mortgage will be @2200
Am I gonna be ok?
Income = 90k per year
>buying a house
>getting a mortgage
>ever
if you can't pay cash you can't afford the house. keep renting goy
>>1233013
This. I can't tell you enough how many fools I see going to the bank for loans on a house or a car or whatever. If you can't buy the house outright, stay in rent.
so, how do you actually make money? I'm asking this of course as a NEET, zero job experience, no college degree, no skills
>inb4 suck dick, wal-mart, etc..
I've literally made over 200k on various memecoins, it's actually insane
>>1232997
Not a fat fuck? Train with drugs for a few months to be huge as fuck and become a personal trainer, those mother
>>1233011
How much did you start with?
How does one become an attractive Bateman-esque investment banker?
>>1232922
Usually starts with a pretty vigorous morning routine.
>>1232922
Dubs help
Suicide
There was a stock market method posted here that I saved to a hard drive that died. The poster said that 50% of the time he would make money and 50% of the time he would break even. I can't remember what he did but it was something like this.
Look for stocks, funds, commodities, that are guaranteed to swing up or down at least 1% in the next couple of days. Then he would put money on the it to go up or down at least 1%. If it doesn't go up or down he would lose money but if he got 1% he would only break even. His major profits come from when a company swings more then 1% but I lost the information on how to do it.
I am beginner at investing, the problems I see is how do you make money if you invest at say $100 share then it goes down to $98? If insured or something wouldn't insurance cost more then profit? That is not taking into consideration trading commisions / fees. But it was all explained nicely by OP.
bump for curiosity
Sounds like that would be better done with options. Fees would eat that up, and Robinhood makes you wait three days to reinvest.
If your asking how to make money when a stock falls? Well you do something called short selling it, IE betting against the stock. You take someone else's share and sell it then buy it back at a discounted price.
Craig Wright is a PSYOPs agent.
http://cryptohustle.com/is-craig-wright-a-fake-satoshi-and-cyber-intelligence-agent
Fucking fascinating. If this doesn't make you think about the importance of Bitcoin you have no hope.
>>1232707
Holy shit if this is true then bitcoin really has no chance. You guys were much better off when it was under their radar.
Prob it's true.
I think any legitimate government type attacks will only strengthen bitcoin.
People like it and will be legit pissed if anything agency tries to take it away.
>>1232902
>strengthen
Wot
I despise people. Which job requires minimal human interaction?
NEET
>>1232366
if you have a second languague translator is pretty neat. Only need to find a few pro clients at first and then, weeeeeeeeee
sit at home and collect NEETBux
or become a unibomber
Or might still be doing on your path to success. Did you ever have to clean the bathrooms? Get coffee? You know that kind of stuff. In a way helps me fee less embarrassed about some of the stuff that I'm having to do to get myself started.
As long as it pays a fair wage, I'll do it. Better than being broke, board and spending money on a negative net.
>>1232143
>board
*bored
>>1232143
I mean that's true , just it's a bit like "wow I went to college and finally have a job and part of it is cleaning" I mean I'm ready for it just in the back of my mind can seem a bit embarrassing.
Why are people so worried about money? Yeah I get needing to pay rent/support family/buy food/survive but like if you have savings why not have some fun with it? People here seem like stingy jews and its kinda sad. Sure I love money but I also love gambling and doing drugs sometimes because its fun. Nothin wrong with that!!
>>1232034
Some people have different desires, Tyrone.
>>1232034
It's nice to have enough money to gamble and do drugs without worrying about everything going to shit. That's my philosophy anyway. You could always gamble and do drugs with a mediocre income but that behavior is likely to ruin you in the long run if you aren't wealthy.
>>1232034
Why are people so worried about niggers? Yeah I get needing to stock a shotgun/install a burglary alarm/train a guard dog/hire guards/install Vietnamese bamboo traps but like if you have ammo why not have some fun with it? People here seem like cracka azz bitches and its kinda sad. Sure I love history but I also love Big Head Scientist and blackwashing other cultures sometimes because its fun. Nothin wrong with that!!
Help eastern Yuropoorean guy from Croatia find job or earn money, I'll do anything, I am listening.
add me on skype protoss.m
Skype spies on you, don't use it
>>1231987
Why do I need to hide, I only need job, or really good advice or mentor I am not joining ISIS
1. Learn proper English.
2. Lear Linux management (Enterprise stuff)
3. Learn Python and Bash / ksh
4. Add all the fancy words related to linux, python and cloud in your resume
5. Get job in a fortune 500 company as Linux Admin
6. Learn more while working
7. Get a job in a Western EU country
8. Work there for 10-15 years, save 50% of your income
9. Retire on a beautiful island in Croatia.
I need a good criminal lawyer that knows his shit when it comes to banks & money laundering
No you don't.
If you had anything to do with this you wouldn't be posting on 4chan
>>1231984
Chances for repercussions on anonymous board: nill
So anon shit, y wouldn't I?
>>1231992
Because you would have the connections to figure it out already.
How many dollars of U.S. mixed coins would you estimate are in a 5 gallon bucket filled to the rim, I estimate it weighs over 150lbs I actually cant lift it so maybe more, this guy has been collecting it for a few years just tossing in all his change at the end of the day.. I have been harassing him to sell it to me and I would take a gamble on how much is in there, but we haven't been able to agree on a price yet he offered to take $1500 and I offered to pay $1000....so what do you anons think how much is in the bucket roughly? pic is not the actual bucket but closest thing I could find via google the bucket in question is a single full 5 gal
pay him the 1500 anon
>>1231889
If filed with pennies then around $300
Quarters $6000.
>>1231903
it's a mix of pennies, dimes, quarters, nickels, it hasn't been picked thru, the guy never spends coins even if something is 1.01 he will break a dollar instead of digging a penny out and it all goes into the bucket
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