If all of /biz/ pooled their money and effort into a single stock, do you think we could get a pump-dump running by ourselves?
>>1296772
Its called trump ans its mooning faggot
>>1296837
funny idea of 'mooning' you got there, sonny.
>>1296841
Rockets don't get to the moon straight away lad
There are no specific topics we should be interested in, only good books that range from
marketing, finance, economics, stock trading, corruption, power, anything!
Expand your mind and read some actual good shit like Crime and Punishment.
Nonfiction is pretty pleb honestly, most of this stuff can be distilled into a couple of sentences.
>>1296472
Thanks, do you have more suggestions ?
Biz aproved documentaries and movies, podcasts, twitter youtube channels.
>>1296099
Trading Places: Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice Simulator, The Movie
>>1296099
Kek, it didn't even take me 2 seconds to recognize that pic as Blizerian post.
Jesus that guy is such a dumbass.
Like he's ever gonna need a gun staying at the 4 seasons.
>pistol
>rifle scope
>tacticool retarded yellow glasses
>cat
is this pic supposed to be a parody
whats up /biz/, i just got my first job in an office and there is already a cunt i have to deal with. this girl has snaked her way onto my team (the most sought after team for new hires) and now she is going out of her way to step on toes. shes already said she is going to try to take on each role in the group, which i took as she is going to try and steal everyones work at some point or make people look bad.
my question is, when this girl goes out of her way to step on my toes, how should i handle it? has anyone else dealt with people like this?
>>1295952
>when this girl goes out of her way to step on my toes, how should i handle it?
write her up and make her sign it
refusal to sign, then get a witness
How many people are in your group? Do the other people understand her nature? Do they dislike her too?
>>1295952
>shes already said she is going to try to take on each role in the group
>SHE DO IT FOR FREE
let her do some/all of your work ,, take all the credit
problem solved
Whats your job?
How much money do you earn per month ?
How many hours do you work per week?
Database admin
11k chf
42 hours but it is not stressy and sometimes on call
>>1295612
lab tech at a college, 13.25/hr for minimal work 25hr/wk. Sweet gig while I'm in school. Almost getting paid to study full time. +gi bill money coming in so somewhere around 2.5K/month
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Sup /biz/, I've been donating my plasma on my days off of work and as a result I've been making about $65-100 a week. Are there any other ways similar to plasma donations to make a little bit of side cash? What other bodily parts and functions can I make a profit off of?
>>1295552
If you're white then your sperm is quite valuable in places like China.
No such thing as a free lunch. Now you must spend more on food.
>>1295556
How do sperm donations work? Do I jack off in the doctor's office or what? Also I live in America, how do I ship my sperm to China?
I'm starting a PhD in inorganic chemistry and materials this coming fall.
I have a lot of student loan debt like anyone else.
I get my tuition, medical, dental, vision, gym membership, and basically every utility the school offers minus housing paid for. I am paid ~$2300/month on a graduate stipend and TA salary. I live in an expensive area, so rent is on average $1050 a month without factoring in utilities.
Anyone else in a similar situation? Were you able to chip away at your student loan debt while in school? did you have a fat job lined up for you after?
>>1293951
PhD's are rarely worth it. They wont make you earn much more than a masters except a few disciplines, and when you factor in lost earnings over 3-5 years you do your PhD you're worse off.
I was offered a PhD in financial mathematics over at Leiden a few months back and still considering it. Bumping out of curiosity what /biz/ has to say
>>1293961
You don't get a PhD or MD for the money.
that sounds really awesome and im jealous
Tell me what I should invest my BTC to get some profit in a day or 2
>>1293891
https://hashocean.com/?rid=470464
initial investment was $16,38 my roi is about 40 days (2-3 days left), after that i get $78.14 a month, it's hard to even process, but i got the payouts as promised so far so i have to believe.
some anons been getting paid for more than a year now. i expect they are extremely smug.
>>1293925
How long do you hire them for?
>>1293933
i got confusing intel, the site says the hashpower is forever but they only calculate profitability for 2 years and some anon said it's a 2 year contract, your free 15K hash is forever tho.
so i don't know as long as the site is up maybe. but even after a year it's goddamn good investment.
>be me
>be white
>grew up in the ghetto
>sound black
>get interviews with my qualifications
>no one will hire me
I think it's my voice that's keeping me neet. I speak properly, I don't use slang, but the black sounding accent comes through, what can I do?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07bDLhlbjr1
>>1292210
The Black accent is very similar to Southern white.
You say unnastaaayen, not unDeRstAnD.
It's not wrong, as such, just dialectal. Lots of lost consonants and altered vowels.
Your rhythm and tone (in the sense of high pitch low pitch) are also dialectal.
I recommend looking up audio series on changing your accent. Some of them are geared towards ESL people, but they still teach white as a white picket fence General American.
>>1292210
Fuck me.. Some nigger stole your vocaroo link OP, I couldn't understand a thing he said.
>>1292210
Put some stress in your syllables man, can't have you sounding like some salesperson on the streets.
The official moonstock of /biz/ - GMMXY Edition
GXY NEWS!
> They have made a takeover bid on GMM, offering 1.65 shares for every GMM share. GMM shareholders will most likely cast a vote the 17th of June.
> James Bay is in preparation
Events waiting for confirmation
> drilling assay result due by end of May
> Revision of Sal de Vida
GXY Pros:
> Financials and presentations freely available on GXY's...
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GXY Non-Events/Neutrals:
> Acorn Capital sold many shares - funds to this all the time and recent Paradice investment negates
> Stock does have volatility due to speculators galore (but as Warren Buffett states: "Volatility doesn't mean risk")
How do I buy GXY
> IF AUSSIE: GXY
> IF BURGER: GALXF (Traded on OTC Market)
> IF EURO: GXYA:F
Can I Trade w/ Robinhood
>...
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If you have any news, pros, cons or neutral events to submit, please do.
Does GALAXY produce any Scandium?
Hey /biz/ I'm just wondering if I should finish the 3rd and final day of training for these people. I wanna know your opinion on them and if reading a script is a worthy skill to have on my resume.
Should I just get another job or is selling $1000 dollar knives worth it?
>>1298240
Here's how this job will go. You'll be very excited at the start. Your friends, family and acquaintances will buy some knives for you. You'll think, "why, this is easy!". Then, you will run out of easy sales. Gradually, you'll get tired of people slamming doors in your face and you'll quit.
Save yourself the time and just get a job.
Door to door selling is so fucking deprecated. NOBODY wants salesmen knocking on their door.
>>1298240
You can make a lot of money if you're a hot chick. Everyone buys shit from hot chicks. If you're a dude quit now
What did he mean by this?
>>1298206
When the IPO happened I thought it was an insane valuation for a one product company. If it was a music group they would be considered a one hit wonder. Yet with no products in the pipeline people still bought it.
I can only think that some people wanted to pump and dump and they convinced longs that it was good.
They've got a deal with redbull going, but I'd like to see more "common man" products. I'm holding at 9.60
>>1298261
>I'm holding at 9.60
They have a good balance sheet with limited debt, but they are losing money bad. The low debt also shows they aren't making debt to make money. They have no clue what to do it seems and I would stay away. Assets are worth $5 per share and half of that is cash.
When you define who you are, who are you biz?
>>1298136
A anarcho feminist.
Someone who isn't sexually attracted to cartoon drawings.
>>1298136
A maverick capitalist
I want to get into investing my spare cash, but I have no idea where to begin. I've read Rich Dad Poor Dad and didn't really like it too much. I'm thinking about stocks, does /biz/ use any virtual stock market simulators?
>>1298038
Invest without any knowledge seems a bit dangerous. Start small just to feel.
>>1298038
Guide 2 invest
Grandma mode (safest and easiest, but yields so low not worth)
- Treasury bonds
Welfare mode
- Open up 5% savings accounts with Netspend up to $5000 per account (requires direct deposit and other shit to be eligible)
Normie Mode
- Buy wide-index stock funds; hope the market doesn't crash and continues to chug along. Alternatively, buy lots of diversified ETFs.
Slower but safer mode
- Buy dividend stocks that have a 15+ year history of growing their dividend...
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>>1298071
>If ur already rich: Rental Real Estate
Where did this lie originate? My first deal I hot 50% across the board on a 10 unit small apartment building no money out of pocket. Partner brought down payment , paud closig costs , paid for due dilligence. I found the deal and negotiated it and picked our management company (they take 8% of rents)
After slush fund savings(for capex and such) and paying the debt on the place by half of the 50% split is about 1300 a month (it was a...
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It's happening
It's just a senile old faggot trying to fuck with the market. It's not happening unless you let it.
>>1297794
Explain.
Is it happening or is it fake?