CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST FINANCIAL REPORT
Why does appeasing SJWs always cause businesses to fail, /biz/?
>>1228613
SNAP OUT OF IT! It's the Chinese buddy...
Give it till 10 o'clock, things should return to normal after that..
>>1228616
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>>1228619
You're talking about the Morning 3% Drop right?
If you're talking about long term, People don't know how Twitter is making monkey, The company themselves don't even know how to market it. It's just a post with a few words on there, they can't ruin their product my tacking ads that ruin the overall experience. Of course investors will be running for the hills..
hey guise I wanna buy a bunch of ant miners and start mining peercoin because it's basically free money
Why aren't you faggots mining bitcoin and peercoin you bunch of uneducated yuppies
Sure. But who pays the electric bill, you illiterate dimwit?
Yuppies are always educated by definition.
Don't use words you don't know the meaning of.
>>1228612
doesn't the mining compensates the electricity use?
Is it possible to find new things to be passionate towards. I have no passion in anything useful and therefore there's nothing I can be successful in. am I doomed for failure from a business perspective?
I feel the same way.
Before computers I was an outdoorsy type, spending all of my time fishing and playing sports. Ultima Online launched and I became an addicted hermit at 13. I then moved every two years, never developing a solid social circle, causing me to have zero social life and live in online worlds. Through that I developed above average computer skills, which led me to IT in the military and then the civilian world.
Now in a technical lead position, I dread work and feel dead inside being what feels like a computer janitor. I go to school full-time after...
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>>1228611
Quit your job and go on a backpacking trip. Don't stop until you feel 100% different. It's better than being an hero
>>1228611
>>1228633
>dubs
Like you could do the Appalachian trail. You could do it for about a thousand dollars all said and done, spending a month on the trail.
No computers, no bullshit. You can meet some really interesting people, or just tell everyone to fuck off if that's how you feel.
When you're done with that, hitch hike across country and do the Pacific coast trail.
My parents are going to give me €150,000 and my girlfriend has rich parents so I assume she will be given money too.
I plan to buy a home and live mortgage free but is there something better I can do with the money? Ireland is currently just coming out of a property bubble that burst. Prices are low but going back up fast. 9% last year.
Well, I'm not very familiar with Irish real estate market, but generally this is a good choice for people that aren't great at short- mid-term investments, so buying a good house will not only provide you with a living space, but could potentially be used as a speculative tool.
Anyway, if you're looking for other options, I recommend using either funds or bank deposits. You don't need unnecessary risks, right? Again - I'm not very familiar with your country, so also do your own research.
>>1228563
I'd say the opposite. If you have a good income, leverage up on real estate if you think it's climbing. Get as many mortgaged rental properties as you can.
In the US, a lot of people made very good money by buying up cheap real estate.
Plus, I'm assuming you're fairly young, so you should be looking for something riskier.
what if she left you?
How do I do it /biz/? How do I find a niche product that people in Florida don't already get? We're overflowing with drugs and prostitutes so sucking dick isn't an option. I need to find a good product to peddle. I don't want to be told any "good products", tips on how to find one is preferred.
>bump
Have you tried asking a public board for easy ways to make money?
OK OP,
Think of your target audience.
You are thinking Florida, so you have Boomers, Rednecks, and Mexicans.
You need a product that appeals to Boomers, so think excess, think something that makes them feel young, something they really don't need but will squander their money on anyways. This is your easiest target.
With Rednecks, you need to think "'Murica", think mud bogging, think Flag Waving, think oversized tires on a fuel guzzling pickup. This is hard, because what will catch on here will be related to guns and swamp buggies,...
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>Plenty of Fish profile
>Occupation: Student
>Barely any woman shows interest.
>Graduate
>Change it to 'Aeronautical Engineer'
>Been chatting with a bunch of them and got some phones ever since.
I don't know if I should be angry or pleased that they recognise me as a good asset.
This has absolutely nothing to do with /biz/, you and the angsty virgins you're trying to bait need to go to >>>/r9k/.
>>1228414
You sure you're not the bait?
Newsflash - most women are opportunistic whores.
More at 11.
So, when will this shit end ? It is not funny anymore, i need a housing right now, i cant fucking wait 10 more years.
>>1228270
kill all the muslims
lower population -> less demand -> lower price
>>1228270
Implying rates aren't ridiculously low in Europe which (as one of out more factors) causes this bubble.
With a decent but not good income you can get a loan for € 300.000 at an interest rate of 3% these days. You'd have to be stupid not to buy.
In The Netherlands it's very common that the net rental income for a building is significantly higher than the service cost of your debt, which leaves the door open for anyone who wants to build up a real estate portfolio.
Enjoy it while...
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Vote trump so he can build a wall
I'm considering getting into the mobile "sand" blasting business and surface preparation.
Anyone have some insight they want to share? Located in Europe btw.
As usual, the internet is full of useless fucks peddling their get rich quick systems and there doesn't seem to be much genuine information out there.
Anyway, so why mobile?
I think going mobile gives me far better options than setting up a shop. For instance I can bid on contracts for municipal cleaning works and building resurfacing.
And I don't need to hire employees....
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Hire Mexicans
>>1229420
Eurofags don't have a cheap labor source to boost the economy lol
You fucktard, sandblasting is obsolete. they have lasers that don't leave black sand falling off the surfaces a year after it has been blasted.
is there a program/app you can use to put in data of sorts to get correlation results?
A calculator?
There are programming languages for that. You're going to have to be more specific.
minitab
What's the better major: Business Administration or Accounting?
Both are piss poor unless coming from a target school. If you are not at a target, accounting and a minor in finance
Nobody is going to let you work at your major unless you have experience. Do a shit ton of internships. Accounting is more in demand.
>>1228225
There's not much difference, OP.
>Accounting: probably six mandatory accounting classes plus some accounting electives for total 24 credits.
>Business: choose two minors and do 12 credits in each for total 24 credits.
I personally would go with business because you can do accounting for one of your minors and then do something fun for the other minor, such as Entrepreneurship, Management Information Systems (computers), Finance, or my favorite,...
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What are the most /biz/ podcasts?
They've all gone to shit
TED, TEDX, and TED Business are now SJW garbage
Both Motley Fool podcasts are SJW trash AND clickbait tier discussions (Unsubbed from them after their third episode about how horrible the gender pay gap is for business)
Dave Ramsey/Rich Dad/Cramer/ are just non stop shilling
Listen Money Matters got dropped after they started bringing on memesters like Sykes and the one guy financed a 2016 car and said it was the best investment decision he's ever made
WSJ is more clickbait tier discussion
Planet money is great as always. Startup is good this season it seems
Anyone else buy Valeant when it was down 12% and make a 10% profit when it closed only 2% down from open?
This is an AMAZING stock to trade for short term profits.
Getting raped and bought at 46.14 CAD
I'm hoping it turns around, they have too many good assets to go down the shitter
They will be forced to be acquired to solve their debts. This will also be done in good faith to maintain the drug supply needed by many. Sell that shit. Screen cap this.
u trade on robinhood?
I'm completely new to trading and I don't even know where to begin but I want to try my hand at trading penny stocks because I'm kinda broke?
>What online broker should I use?
>Do I have to pay to open an account?
>How much is commision usually per trade?
>Is it even viable if I'm only willing to spend a max of $500?
>>1228135
I'll bite just to prove that /biz/ isn't complete shit.
>OptionsHouse, literally almost no hidden fees but shitty customer service
>Not with OptionsHouse, but a minimum of a $100 deposit may be required
>Regular blue chip stocks (i.e. Apple) are $4.99 per trade
Any amount of money is viable if you invest it correctly, that's what /biz/ never understood.
>hurrr durrr...
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You'd have significantly better ROI by spending the $500 on a nice dress and some lipstick
>>1228187
*their
Also, don't be a retard like me and open a "MARGIN" account by accident, make sure its a "CASH" account.
If you do then good luck spending hours (and possibly even days) trying to contact customer service for help.
Can you give me ( a basic fuckboi numnuts when it comes to stocks) a basic run down, of Dos and Do nots. Where to start. What to look at. Why. When to do what and how to do it.
What should be my starting investment, and in where? should I do it through an online broker, or trust the shady one I hear all the bad things about in town? Please /biz/ guide me into your world. I feel like a new inmate who just wants to get the shower rape over with so I can be included in the group and do my own raping in the future.
Open a Vanguard brokerage account and buy VTSMX or VTSAX if you can afford it, wait 30 years and NEVER LISTEN TO /biz/. It's just business flavored shitposting
>>1228119
>Open a Vanguard brokerage account and buy VTSMX or VTSAX if you can afford it, wait 30 years and NEVER LISTEN TO /biz/
So... Don't open a vanguard brokerage account and but VTSMX or VTSAX?
>>1228114
1. google "investopedia"
2. if you want to
(a.) buy stocks this minute and sell them the next for x% profit. Repeat as much as possible during the day. cash out and take home thousands of <your_currency>
or
(b.) buy a company's stocks. sit on them for a few years. sell them for a profit
trust me, it won't ever work!
>why?
for (a.)
1. there are limits to how many times you can sell-buy in a day [not more than 4 times in 5 days]
2....
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Just got challenger. I want to make money streaming.
What do? Tips?
Are you female?
If not, you better be damned charismatic.
>>1228092
find a new hobby
Do funny feckless shit on stream, or actually be incredibly insightful and charming