New to /Biz/
Explain this Nocioners meme
Buy Eth? I'm not retarded I can read prices and trends, but just getting into this wat do?
Want to get into the /biz/iness but don't know exactly how, don't want to mine as I don't see it being profitable with my halfway shit computer with a 4 year old GPU and moderately high energy costs.
So, is the way to go just investing in coins, wait... resell and reinvest?
Also how get money back? Can't buy much with crypto yet, how get to USD.
business requires effort, mining unprofitable for small guys.. only option: buy and trade coins
Buy dips and sell on bull markets
Profits assured
>>1318078
I understand this, what my concern is how exactly do I buy and sell without getting shit on by fees for buying, selling, trading, and cashing out?
Example, in another thread guy had to go through shapeshift to convert eth to btc, then exchangemycoins to get btc to usd in paypal, lots of fees, big loss or is that really the only way?
>>1318093
some exchanges offer modest fees. But the bottom line: dont sell or buy, unless you can recoup your fee costs during the volatility swings
Should i regret why i chose accountancy rather than other courses as what i thought it's easier than engineer with the same salary...i'll be 3rd year college next school year thinking to shift
apologies, but you'll have to sound less retarded for us to understand the purpose of this thread
>>1318041
with the proper kneepads, you'll make it
>>1318081
Kek...that's me while having a thesis
Hey guys, im a beginner looking for a good online broker to use. I'm currently considering Tradeking. It's cheap with a lot of choices so i thought it would be nice for a beginner like me to play around. i know it's got shitty iPhone app but i don't plan to check it like every 5 min on phone and plan to check on laptop mostly. Besides that i was considering Scottrade or Fidelity.
What are your thoughts on these? i would greatly appreciate any tips. thanks in advance guys
I use tradeking as my main broker. Like you said, It's pretty good, as it has a lot of options and low trading fees. Their app is kinda shitty, but they do have really good Web interface for trading (tradeking live). They are pretty good for options, shorting, and margin trading/investing. Haven't used the others brokers.
interactive brokers if it's simply trading memes around. vanguard if you want free etf trades
Fidelity 4 life
I need some little tasks on Photoshop where i could find a website to pay someone to do it?
Pic releted with the product
try upwork.com
I have an idea for a website where people can anonymously sell insider information. Insider trading is incredibly risky if you get caught, but if you sold insider info anonymously no one would know it was you.
Basically people sell insider info for BTC. The BTC are held and released to the seller if the information is proven true within a time frame, otherwise returned to the buyer.
The website takes a small fee for every sale.
Thoughts?
>>1317347
> make various fake insider claims that are possible but not confirmed in any way
> I get sweet btc when they turn out to be true
> i have no cost when they turn out to be false
> its anonymous so I can do it over and over again
great plan anon!
Not to hijack your thread or anything, but I've got this idea for an app that caters to people in long distance relationships.
It's called "Fingr."
Basically the girl takes a picture of her cooter and sends it to the guy. She then holds the phone up to her nanner while the guy diddles the picture (touchscreen bruh) and it makes her phone vibrate.
Ok faggots there is a contest where you can post a video and if it is selected, you can win 7k, there are aprox 200 videos but they are pure shit, i think i can get selected and go to the next round.
The next and final round will have a winner by fb likes,
now, how the intelectual fuck can i have more fb likes? im not autistic but cmon there are guys that already have tons of followers and shit, help with some ideas
No knee pads
Sounds like a scam to me. whats the web address ? You can get fake likes with a program or buy them. Make a viral video or you can pay for promotion and advertise it
Remember to say "Smash dat like button nigga!"
actually it isnt, but they say that if they suspect something unusual they will bust your ass.
the page is 7crown.com.co
This is my new "business" I am working on in my spare time - my "side" project .
Working on building a completely custom GNU/Linux based distro that is powered MOSTLY by Node OS and providing "support" and other services to customers.
>>1317180
B... ump!
>>1317180
looks like every other GNOME flavoured Linux distro.
>>1317180
It's cool though.
I'm currently making my own, called Kotori OS
Hey fellas, how ya doing?
So, quick tl;dr of my current situation
I'm about to receive an offer letter from a company in Los Angeles, it's an entry level management position.
The thing is, I'm not from the US and never have lived in the US... I've been to California sometimes but stayed 2 weeks at most.
What's an acceptable salary? I know you guys are payed yearly - I expect to receive my money monthly as it is how I receive it currently.
How much am I looking to spend on rent? Food / Monthly homestuff?
After paying everything, how much is a good "I can live with this" value for a life in the US?
Since the company usually pays for everything when I'm over I don't concern much about these kinda of things
Thanks in advance, /biz/. Have a stock photo for laughts
Who the fuck receives their pay at the end of the month/year?
Where the fuck are you from?
>>1317175
I'm from Brazil, bro.
It's salary, usually payed in the last day of the month. All my bills are set for the 10th of the next month so I have a little buffer.
It's actually quite common here (mostly the norm)
>>1317173
> Living in LA
You need to be making at least $50k a year to get by in California. The cost of living is high as fuck.
And I'd say really between $60k - $70k to be comfortable.
If they are paying you anything less than $45k a year I would not make the move.
Name a more bad ass character. its just not possible.
>>1317088
What about Corky, from "Life Goes On"?
>>1317088
Kylo ren is a little bitch. Even kefka is more badass and he's an insane clown
I guess what im really asking is, what happens to markets as the number of participants rises substantially?
>>1317082
More liquidity.
Better spreads.
>>1317083
Esp if you use a good broker
>>1317090
Well, yeah.
Aren't people guessing on prices over at RH?
I heard the quotes are just "averages", whatever the fuck that means.
What do you think about Degiro? I've been day trading for a while, but the commision eats too much of my profit. Does anyone have some experience with it?
>>1317054
I like Degiro even though their layout is god awful, probably the cheapest broker in scandinavia. However I doubt they are suitable for daytrading, I dont think they offer any other trading platforms/softwares.
I also live in Scandinavia, and the brokers here are really expensive compared to Degiro. I think I'll put a little amount of money in there and play around a little. I read something about a mobile app, but I haven't checked it out yet.
I'm mostly scared about not really owning the stocks, but them holding it for me. It sounds a bit suspicious.
>>1317054
It's my broker so I'll give you my opinion.
It's CHEAP as fuck, I mean extremely cheap - go read their fees but god damn is their plataform shitty. The orders are put quick as fuck and it all works 100% but the plataform itself is so so bad, so convoluted and badly organized, the charting equipment is the worst I've seen too. So my advice to you is open a Degiro account and trade with it but do your charting and price checking and basically everything else at another place, use Degiro strictly for buying and selling. Also they don't have a mobile (or desktop) app, it's all on their website, the desktop version is alright but their mobile one is god awful too. The fees make up for it tho, 90% cheaper than everything else. GL
Bros!!! Check out my idea for a website that helps the average guy get involved in the movie business:
A movie usually gets made by a production company that finances the film....What if there was a 21st century way of doing this?
How about a website that users will use to pitch their own ideas to production studios?
For an idea to start from a basic premise to the finalized send-off point, the user's idea will pass a series of checkpoint goals (having a story board finalized, having a basic screenplay written, having a director's input, etc.). After the user's idea passes a series of checkpoints, the finalized idea will be sent off to the website's administrators, who'll then directly submit it to all available production studios.
The website's layout will allow contributing screenwriters, artists, animators, directors, etc. to have their own dedicated pages, where the user can easily navigate to and connect with to flesh out the film idea. Working with the site's contributors will be free of charge for the basic template, though users can spend money to expand the content of their film idea (more pages for the screenplay, more pages for the storyboard, etc). Users will also be able to spend in a variety of other ways to help boost the idea's appeal.
I've yet to determine how the site's contributes will be paid, perhaps either commission or a base pay of sorts. Perhaps every time the contributor works on a certain number of projects, the contributor would get paid by the website, or
There'll be a system where users can vote on film ideas, to help boost a film's position in a popularity ranking system, which will be used to help receive donations from others to help fund projects.
Tell me what you think guys. One of the things right off the bat that I need to figure out, is how to retain the users that aren't actively involved in working on making a film.
>>1316884
Bunp
>>1316884
Well at least you expanded the idea since your last thread. Try keeping the vote system in, seems good. The hard part is getting actual good scripts, since this'll be filled to the brim with shit and have a few gems. Take idea's from linked in and facebook since it's basically that. I suggest you get invested in first for ad revenue since if it builds slowly it'll be filled with shit from total hacks
Whats the best way to monetize 30 low to mid-grade servers besides scraping them for parts?
Pretend this is an entrance exam question and the best response gets you into Harvard Business school.
Fabricate some sort of robot that teaches you to suck cocks.
>>1316558
I would but your family runs that industry.
>>1316551
build a running computer.
use it to buy ethereum.
i just got a job again after being unemployed for a month already. i have to work from 8am-5pm. i want to know how to survive a 8-5 work shift?
my old job gave me a great shift. i worked 3PM-1:30AM 4 days a week. my new job i work 5 days again. i havent worked one of those in a long time.
30 minutes a day trading memebux.. the rest are spent browsing memes and jacking off
>>1316465
Invest in a coffee machine.
That's how people get up for early starts. Coffee.
I wouldn't be able to survive without it 2bh.
7:30-4:10, 9 days a fortnight, paid day off every second Friday.
I usually leave home around 7 and get home before 4.
>>1316525
Don't do this, when you drink coffee regularly you'll very quickly end up feeling exactly the same as you normally would have after having coffee and worse before you do.
You're better off just not having regular coffee.
Rate my portfolio, /biz/.
Smith & Wesson did well today. Picked up the third GOOGL today while they're cheap.
Everything is looong.
too tech heavy/10
GIS is good
SWHC is good up until at least the election and maybe after the shitshow.
Bail on apple and fb and buy more amzn and goog.
Portfolio thread?
Poor week
>>1316474
Never thought I would invest in FB or AAPL.
Keep reading in multiple sources that Zuckerberg wants a split in 2016.
AAPL i got cheap, at 95. Wish I could have gotten 90 or 91 last month.
