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>>1042131
>Not Flat assembler

Pleb as fug

Java

Not really. It's pretty pointless. I just have it because people keep asking to add me. So now they can, if that makes them happy.

Easy way to get doxed and stalked by people who know your name.

I've heard about people getting job offers there though.

>>1042083
Old person with semi-lengthy professional history here. I find it mildly useful to keep in touch with people I've worked with, or met at professional events, but with whom I'm not necessarily particularly friendly. Not everyone's card makes it into my various contact lists. I don't have many personal friends on LinkedIn, and I am not Facebook friends with professional colleagues, so they're useful separate networks.

Nobody?

>>1045315
Quit being a prick and wait until someone responds. This a slow board

>>1045333
Sorry I didn't realize that. I am usually on ck so again, sorry.

>>1045241

I work at a community bank as an underwriter, but I have my personal accounts at the bank. Our system keeps transaction data for the life of the account. They also send a monthly statement with all transactions.

Do you not have your prior monthly statements? I'm not sure about the regulations but I'd think they'd at least have to keep that info for a few years. Try to stop by or call them to see if you can get copies of prior monthly statements.

>>1045258
Guess I'll give them a call. Will probably get some paper copies.

Do you keep internal records for the life of the account or are they available for the account holders to view themselves online?

>>1045194
You can't "test it out" with minimal capital. You'll be losing $16-20 each time you wish to buy a meme(fees for buying and then selling).

Otherwise I'd probably just go with QTrade or TD direct investing desu. TD has a few dollars more expensive fees per trade but you don't get jewed for $30 or whatever every few months.

>>1045194
Use the minimum $2,000 for TD Ameritrade

>>1045217
>Ameritrade
>Canada

>>1045189

The same post every time deserves the same reply.

0. Learning
1. Portfolio
2. Consulting
3. Apply

Assuming you're sufficiently educated on the languages, (front end, back end, or full stack up to you) create a portfolio of your projects.

Then go to small businesses and professionals and say they have a shit website and cite some research about $x increase in sales from a better website for only $x/y. Don't ever do anything for free even if you are just starting off. Insist...
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>>1045189
Intern somewhere, there are a lot of places that will take someone with your kid of experience

>>1045189
Look, you need to make it through the CompSci program. Two big reasons:

1. The dummies in HR aren't even going to look at a resume without a degree and tons of buzzwords. It doesn't matter how good you are or how relevant it is to the job, they're just ticking off boxes.

2. Assuming you really want to be a decent developer, you have to know backend technologies. You'll have to interact with Java/C#/PHP and a database (SQL) on almost any project. As a new hire, you don't have the...
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D-do we get some shekels?

I used to love class action lawsuits. You can sign up to any that don't require proof of purchase and get a check for ~$20-50 in like a year.

>>1045183
Nope.

Actually need to verify for this one.

I submitted. It didn't require documentation, but just wanted you to confirm that a hold was placed in those years with account info. I've had at least 2 holds that I remember. One pissed me off. Nice to have revenge.

>>1045175
I heard they make around like $16 an hour, maybe more. There was a thread on it a while back, don't remember too well.

And please tell me if its gross income or disposable income its really important to me. Im thinking about moving to USA live in poland sucks a little bit

>>1045190
Yes you would have to pay taxes on it. In the US if you only make 16 an hour your taxes won't be too bad.
Your quality of life/ standard of living would probably be about the same, but at least the US has some warmer climates than Poland.

Sell me this pen.

Selling is service. And service is selling.

If you decided to make a product you better had a market for it first.

Now it's just a question of marketing.

Netwerk.

But yeah I can't really help unfortunately, went straight from high school into consulting with T1 banks on their trading and financial infrastructures. My experience wasn't really run of the mill.

>>1044942

>GMAT

Do you plan on immediately going to grad school? I did so to get my MBA since I graduated from undergrad in 2009 so the job market, especially finance, was shitty.

The good thing about going to grad school is that the internships there are so much better than undergrad. Basically all my undergrad internships were unpaid busy work. In the MBA program, I did corporate finance work at Lockheed Martin for $20 an hour. Of course, the downside is a lot of grad programs...
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>>1045240
Thanks for the advice and info.

Not a minority, just a poor white kid from the suburbs in London, the one thing I do have is a nice story of how I used to be a labourer and set up trading desks in almost all the top banks, Credit Suisse, JP Morgan, Citi Group etc that someone might hopefully sympathise with. Was kind of fun being in some of the most secure data centres in the world with the potential to cause a catastrophe as an 18 year old

I haven't done an internship (probably a poor decision on...
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Why didn't you study?

>>1044896
start study java programming because i believe it will be helpful for my accounting career

but i realize it will be more easier if i just pirate some existing softwares / make connection to unemployed neet programmer

and now i am on /biz/

>>1044897
I have been taking drugs 2 or 3 times a week. Mostly amph and MDMA, but also cocaine.

I was stupid.

>>1044652
Porn, but the pay is shit and you have to take it in the butt also.

Why don't you just get >>>/fit/? You'd look a thousand times better and also feel better about yourself.

>>1044653
I'm too busy with watching >>>/tv/ and >>>/a/ to get >>>/fit/

>>1044652
if the 1 to 10 scale is exponential and you look like the guy in the pic you're a 3, 2 standard deviations below the average - 95.45% of people look better than you, you aren't deformed level ugly but no one jerks off to chris farley

But who will pay the jackpot?

>>1044276
That's not how the lottery works.

>>1044276
You're aware the jackpot is split among the winners, right? Downvoted.

You are overthinking it.

Get a good deal with a local restaurant. You do not eat there, they give you 90% cashback.

>>1043354
It would be hard to establish that kind of relationship.. don't you think?

>>1043357
Depends on your social engineering skills and your current eating habits I guess.

Hello, dear poster. You are looking very good today. Remember, we are here only for your service, you are the most important man in his board.

>>1043146
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Win_Friends_and_Influence_People

Just read the wikipedia page whenever it comes to self-help books you fucking idiot. Crack open a text-book and learn a new skill that you can actually apply to get a job or own a business.

The Bible