Hi all
Welcome to the ASX/NZX thread. Hopefully the rally carries on from last week. Best of luck to all and especially our baby resource speculators who seem to be doing well on 88E.
I'm shorting Australian /int/ trolling stocks. They've been going down severely in quality and I expect a really bad quarter report.
>>1128454
what platform do you use to short?
>>1128528
No one on biz actually shorts. Lenders will only entertain such requests from retail investors if the investor is doing it in large volumes.
How do YOU make money?
work 9-5
Wagecuck at a web design firm.
suck dick
So I have to save money for a trip for the next 6 months.
I need to have fun on a budget.
I usually have my venti starbucks every morning
($5.50)
and go out for hibachi every lunch ($20).
How to go out, have good food, and have fun without spending money?
HURRR GUYS HOW DO I SAVE MONEY BTW HERE ARE TWO POINTLESS THINGS I SPEND 25 ON A DAY THAT I COULD STOP DOING TO SAVE MONEY
DUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HELP PLEASE HURRRRRRRRRRRR
Why don't you defer your fun now in exchange foe the promise of a fun trip later?
BTW starbucks and hibachi aren't good food.
>>1150893
this satire is either not subtle, or is incredibly subtle
First time posting on this board. Just put in my two weeks for my first job out of college. Worked there for 2 1/2 years, moving through the tiers of technical support, up to being a Service Engineer, installing our software for clients, configuring shit for them, and training.
It came to the point where I honestly couldn't take it anymore. As much as people always complimented me on my training and work ethic, I was dying inside. I'm naturally introverted, and it was essentially 2+ years of me forcing myself to push on just for the experience.
Graduated with a BS in Comp Sci.
It was a software company that makes tools to help administer Microsoft SharePoint, big gold partner. All I know, is that I do not want to make consulting work my career. I'm going to look for something more Administrative and internal to a company. Maybe a SharePoint Admin based on my experience with it, or something else in the direction of IT.
Don't have anything else lined up because I have a ton of savings since I lived with my parents for 2 years, so I'm taking this time to really think about what I want to do, rather than just going with the flow and where the money was.
Any advice? I have an MCSA in Office 365, Had A+, but that expired. Have 2+ years of experience working with windows server, sharepoint, and doing consulting/support.
>>1150189
kind of a scary time to drop a decent paying job for a different career path, but what do I know
>>1150189
do you enjoy working with enterprise-y stuff? all that microsoft for example
>>1150216
Really not sure. What scares me a bit, is that the past few years I've wanted more and more to just work with my hands, travel, and do something that would leave me physically exhausted rather than mentally at the end of the day.
I look at construction jobs, and think of how satisfying that would feel. I look at things where I have to be outside and working, and think that if money were no object, I would do something like that. But this is real life, and I need to make a living in NYC.
Straight up, I have about 35k in my bank account, about 11k in my 401k, and 9k in another, old savings account from when I was a child. I feel like if I make some really smart moves, I'm in a great position to make investments and to try other stuff.
I do have an apartment however that costs 1300 a month. Include food and utilities without any frivolous stuff, Spending about 2k a month. So I do have a timer. A long one, but one none-the-less.
hey /biz/ I would love to get a job waiting tables at an expensive restaurant. I live in a big city and you can easily make $200 or more on a busy day. Unfortunately it is pretty difficult to get so I was wondering what I should put on my resume to spice it up a bit. It's not like you can get in trouble for lying on a resume so I might as well give it a shot right?
I'd kiss that guy tb.h
The first step is to stop posting pictures of traps.
I don't even like trannies and I know who that is. Your coworkers will label you as that fucko who likes chicks with dicks. Just fuck men like a regular homosexual. Stop trying to be a faggot, it's ridiculous.
>>1150136
This. Saved it knowing full well that he's a she.
Sell me this tulip /biz/.
Well what are you looking for in a tulip?
This has fine, silky pedals. Several in fact! It has some green shit, what more could you ask for.
>>1150007
Tulips? You surely meant Tylereums.
Listen, KEKS, I'm not going to repeat it again.
This is how you buy the DIP.
There is an ongoing ETH dip in process and you nearly missed your chance on the train.
Make it count or stop trading crypto altogether.
Fucking losers I swear.
this is a great dip phamily
but all the losers are too spooked to buy
https://reason.com/reasontv/2016/03/18/ethereum-blockchain-lubin-consensys
>>1149982
shaking weak hands, now we go into over drive
i bought dip
100$ coming
dont believe me?
>bought ETH at $14
>tfw ETH will never be over $12 again
Fuck my life.
>>1149670
Might be, might not be. Fuck if I know.
>>1149670
He says as it literally starts rocketing back up...
>>1149670
Hold that shit, OP and stop panic trading.
i have lost so much money on this shit guys. i seriously don't know how to cope or manage. this is fucking killing me.
it's starting to feel like this whole poloniex website is just a client based scam with flashy numbers and charts and a chatroom full of preconfigured bot-conversations... basically a huge fassade making me believe i'm taking part of some complex market while it really is just designed to fuck me over and take my money. and no matter what i do the program makes the market apear to 'just randomly' have tipped against me FOR THE FUCKING TENTH TIME. OH HOW CONVENIENT.
I had no idea losing money could make you feel like this. I guess that's because usually atleast you get a shit product in return, here you get nothing. You just bleed money out the window.
What the fuck. I think that picture where someone asked for the suicide hotline to be stickied in a btc subreddit was no joke. it was 100% serious.
>>1149548
thank god i break even or close to it
>tfw too dumb to play the market but just smart enough to break even
eh
These people are criminals, and they should go to jail. That's the truth, but that said, learn the lesson.. walk away. It's the way shit is.
>>1149556
>traders are criminals
what
Tbh I preferred the time when bosses just used to hang out signs saying "No niggers or fags may apply". Atleast it was upfront and honest than this passive aggressive HR bullshit
You must be a gay nigger?
Try being a gay jewish nigger, I have to sit in the back of the oven with another mans dick in my ass.
>>1149456
Kekked
Who's lending the American government money?
The future taxpayers
CHI-NA
But mostly it's own citizens.
>>1149439
I want a piece of that.
>TFW bagholding SYScuck
Just shoot me already
>>1149345
2.0 will be final in about two weeks and you're already panicing.. 4000 was nothing. 4000 was just testing, please inform yourself about how pumping works.
>>1149346
I sold about 20k syscoin and put it in xcp, did I fuck up? Also, what does 2.0 mean? why would it create hype?
> buy ETH at $15, sell at $10
> use what i have left to buy SYS at 3500
just kill me
>tfw spent the $300 dollar Circle limit on ETH at 8.3 a few weeks ago
>$22.54 in my checking account
>going to have to ration my food to last me 2 weeks until the end of the month
this shit better make me fucking rich
That feel when I spent $60 on take out from a hibachi restraunt tonight and forgot I left it out and my dog ate all my chicken fried rice
$500 at $10 here, I aint worried.
>>1149305
Enjoy your instant foodles cryptomemer
How do I get rich by just investing?
>>1148731
I would also like to know this. Im saving as much as I can of my wagecuck moneys
>>1148731
one word: pepecoin
>>1148731
You don't. You will not get rich only by saving money from a mediocre job and investing it.
I just turned 18 and about to get 53,000$ USD what do I do?
>>1148637
Get your dick sucked 53,000 times
Blue Horseshoe loves SYS
Put it into an investment account. I know a few people who use Vanguard and are happy with it.
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