i'm 18 years old, broke, and can't legally work. i can't live this broke life no more senpai, it's hard. help me out with some places i could look into for an off-the-books job.
additional information:
i live in miami, florida
i won't suck dick, fuck you
>>1345559
dishwasher
cook
server
landscaping
painter
literally follow the illegals around and take notes
welfare
>>1345559
>cant legally work
but y
I have $1000, NEET, Community College dropout. How do I get rich?
>>1345532
Robinhood. Gamble on penny stocks. Join us, it's tuns of fun but not for the weak hearted. Use that there catalog breh.
TrumpCoin.
Use that 1000 to take out a million dollar life insurance policy. Kill yourself. Die rich.
>mfw no relevant pictures
Need help asking for a raise. And a basic guide to managing finances well
Never even been on /biz/
I've been at my current job for a year, Age 21. And starting over since I was an idiot after HS
I'm wage slaving for $1600ish a month but within 5-10 years can be making great money if I just continue to work hard and not piss off the family to bad. I work in a Family owned multi million business that's been around since 61, I also happen to be pretty closely related with the current owners.
I'm working as a computer tech in the IT Dept which none of the other family knows anything about, making it so my position as a Supervisor is pretty secure with time and effort. (Easily 6 a figure salary)
That's fine for the future but right now I'm struggling to stay afloat. I take $200 out every week and putting it in a savings account for the winter (we work 9 months out of the year with 3 off in winter). Planning to buy a vehicle this winter.
After savings I have roughly $140 a week after taxes. $30 a month goes to my phone bill (bought a burner to cut down costs), another $140 a month goes to my housing (cheap but hardly even average) and after I buy a vehicle I'll probably be spending another $200-$300 a month for insurance and gas. And then there's the money I use for leisure, drinking with the help, buying decent enough clothes to wear to the family's events, and food.
Obviously I'm cash strapped.
>>1345521
Cont.
So here's my question, I really need a raise. I just don't know how to ask for one, I know my co-workers are making $2400 a month average, although they've also been here for about 4-8 years. But my job doesn't require a lot of fine know how, it's mostly just "can you work and not quit half way through a job". Which I've proven I've done. So I think I've earned my place making something substantial compared to my co-workers regardless if I got the job due to family ties.
>How much should I ask for to afford my expenses?
>How should I ask
>When should I ask, after a big job, before, or during?
>How do I bring up the fact I'm being underpaid compared to my co-workers without my boss pulling the "discrete wages" card
>What are some resources you guys can point me towards to help me make a budget, manage my money, learn to be better at getting the money I want, and general business stuff for a new arrival?
>>1345564
Explain this meme
Hello fellow /biz/raelis,
I am a programmer with some calc and stats knowledge, and I'm interested in building a crypto trading bot. I'm looking for some advice on the best way to go about doing this. I'm not a quant, and I don't expect to be one, but I'd like to carve a niche and make a bot that can generate real profits. What models or strategies should I focus on?
>>1345503
Buy high sell low
>>1345503
that's the trick of algo trading, you have to cook up your own strategies and models.
>>1345503
quantopian, look at that for inspiration
>ethereum $11
I can't believe this fucking DAO made us take a nosedive from $20. Stephen Tual needs to be publicly executed
>>1345372
> Stephen Tual needs to be publicly executed
I agree but don't you worry, ETH will rise from the ashes and surpass bitcoin
Buying the dip, how far this baby going down. $10 $8 $5?
niogger read my shit:
if it can't rise in brexit it's dead. as a dead nigger who died of a crack OD.
ok guys, I just had a vague idea.
So money it's just a trade token, right?
money isn't real.
So what will happen if someone developed an application to trade real things or services using some imaginary monopoly data inside the application.
But, instead of some bank or jews scheme making new monopology money, actually people get free monopoly money because of their services, because it's just an imaginary number inside the application.
Or something like a p2p bank or some other crowfunded way to make money.
Or the more you help other people, the more your ranking level goes and after a while you can generate money.
dunno, some ideas.
>>1345348
This makes no sense. Go sober up.
>>1345415
Basically an ebay clone where people can barter things rather than using real money.
>>1345348
>what is NXT?
Why do old Americans fall for the we need to bring back manufacturing jobs to America meme?
I'm starting to think the Rust Belt is about to become the South with their muh nostalgia, muh coal, muh factory plant, and muh don't outsource. Ugh.
we do be needing jobs tho
The Yo. Represent.
>>1345333
We need jobs, why else do we want it back? If our economy keeps going the way its going, nobody will be able to afford any stuff if none of us are working.
>12 jaffacakes cost £1
>400g of mishapen jaffacakes case £1
Why? and why doesn't every just buy more misshapen food more often? you dont buy food because its spherical
why biz
go to a deli counter too
you can buy a pound of meat / cheese ends for way less than the regular price
but I've asked about this to a friend in retail; he said it's a provenance thing....not every brand wants to portray that kind of image and instead would prefer to donate everything unused to charity or reuse it to increase sales
sippin' on lucozade and eating jaffa cakes for that halftime recovery under the blazing hot sun as a young lad. ahhh da memories.
ps. im american, too. lulz.
>>1345272
Oh. To stay on topic, I always buy the reduced price produce at my grocery store. shiiiiet is so cash. like 20 bananas for $2 because they're just a little spotty, or $2 for 4kg of bell peppers because they're too skinny/too stumpy/too ugly or $2 for 5kg of assorted apples b/c they're too ugly, etc.
I'm 6'1 and educated and not sentimental So I'm going to donate sperm if accepted, just applied. Any anons have experience with this? Also what jobs are similar with minimal effort, but something most people don't want to do, or require something unique.
Where did you find a place to do this. Very interested
Used google, the one I applied to has a location close to my city, it's called California cryobank. I think it can pay up to 1-1.5k a month.
>tfw 5'6" and no degree
Why are we not eligible for euthanasia?
>go to eat at fancy restaurant
>time to pay check
>accidentally hand the waiter an old prepaid card
>he comes back
>"I'm sorry sir your card was declined."
>all my friends think I'm broke
>now they all offer to buy me food and pay for stuff
well time to kil myself. Is there anything more emberassing?
>>1345226
Thanks for the tip senpai.
>>1345226
My friends wouldn't buy me stuff even if I was broke... Not sure I wouldn't take the free stuff and run...
>>1345241
lol that's why they won't buy stuff for you
they know you better than you know yourself
Well i want to know if this shit is real.
Probably in the first world countries is total bullshit,but i want to know if the situation in the 2nd and 3rd world countries is real (Specifically Chile and South America)
there are several debunkings of this shit
just google "pay gap debunked"
based Texas anons plz extend this invitation to enjoy the Olympics and Gold Cup with us, even if your team isn't involved
This is not bizness
Who's going short on Turkish Airlines?
Anyone knowing other airlines with relations in Turkey?
bump for attention
edgelord general
there are attacks in Turkey all the time; and they didn't get past security....their security measures probably saved dozens of lives
I'm in debt and I need a lump sum of cash. I don't have any rich family or friends (that I know of), and no credit. I've tried my bank, and a couple loaning centers but no luck. I need about 5k, half of which will be spent of liabilities and half on assets including business capital. I'm willing to pay up to 20% interest because I'm garunteed to cover it within a year.
Where can I get help /biz/?
>>1345099
loan sharks
>>1345119
Noted. Thanks anon. Do you know what's the best way of finding one? Looking it to it and trying to find a liable source.
>>1345099
Credit Union? Dress it up as personal loan
So I was looking at long term coke stock history and found that there was a devastating plummet in 1998, after which it took almost 20 years to recover back to $43.59. Does anyone know why that happened? It's like coke stock fell off a cliff, but I'm having a hard time tracking down the reason why.
The company struggled with bloated costs, management upheaval, and a loss of focus on its core product, soda.
>The stock's $87.94 high-water mark on July 14, 1998, still haunts company headquarters in Atlanta. The five-year decline that brought shares to $37 in March 2003 reflected the turmoil within, as the company struggled with bloated costs, management upheaval, and a loss of focus on its core product, soda pop.
bloomberg article
oh shit
Im probably gonna get an either ADD or ADHD adult diagnosis in a few days, unless I decide not to.
Any bro here who can tell me if there is any potentially major consequence to having a diagnosis like this? Like financially, educationally, diplomatic wise etc...
Would very much appreciate it, as once I have it, it's there forever.... yikes
Your employer is not allowed to inquire about your mental health. Generally speaking, don't talk about it at work.
there can be a positive financial consequence if you sell me your meds
>>1344956
thanks, will remember
