why havent you invested in garbage? garbage trucks are always gonna be around nigga. get on the garbage train before youre left holding an empty bag!
Waste Management 4 life, high dividends, new 52 week high every day.
What dividends?
>>1310165
Bill gates owns a lot of this company
>>1310165
Low rates of return.
This isn't a meme
How much money should you put in an emergency fund?
As much as possible.
6 months' worth of expenses
>>1310111
Like 3-6 months living expenses is good.
Any more isn't really worth it imo and any less is too little UNLESS of course your "emergency fund" is your parents.
3-6 months is just enough to find a job if you were to get laid off, or liquidate your other assets if absolutely necessary
I have no respect for rich people. When you are rich you totally change. money brought it out. Only other rich people understand this. and this is why rich people hate other rich people so much. They see through each other. But when middle or lower class or students hate the rich they come together, because they are terrified of a revolution.
>>1309807
really makes you think
xddddXXXDDDDD
>>1309807
Okay. So? Now what? It's this gutter thought musing passing for an enlightened epiphany actionable? If not, why should I care? If so, how?
Why do ALL rich people buy big giant houses? Just to show off how rich they are? Why can't some humans just be complacent?
Really makes you think...
BTC trading between 680 and 700 all week.
Coinbase's 1% fees kill it though.
Any better way to trade these small fluctuations in price?
>>1309805
Trade on a commission-free site.
Fund margin trading. (very low payouts tho)
>>1309819
Which sites are both commission free but also reliable/reputable?
>>1309977
Kraken.com
poloniex.com
in that order
Should I major in Accounting or Software Development? What one is a better career choice?
Software development if you want a job, but you can learn any code yourself and freelance if you want. Gotta fight the monkeys from India though.
Accounting is a stable and solid choice I'd say, likelihood of getting a decent job is high, though I think a good dev will probably make more.
The thing is, even though this is probably a lame answer on le /biz/: just pick whatever you like best, both are good choices that put you well above average
Probably not the answer you're looking for but trust me on this. Major in the thing that you like the most.
Accounting is a solid major and will get you a job, so is software engineering.
>>1310105
Literally this.
If you don't like writing code, you are going to fucking HATE software engineering, until you get to management at least. Some times you forget one space or misspell one word and millions of lines of code just stop working and you gotta stay up until it's fixed. However it is a very rewarding job and the industry is massive, you can do whatever you want with it.
Previous thread: >>1308938
MEME GODS HAVE SPOKEN EDITION - MGT gains, VHC tanking.
Discord: https://discord.gg/014fDbZ8P7TQQi5eT
Visit the website first - www.robinhood.com
If you are not into robinhood - http://www.stockbrokers.com/offers
FAQ regarding Robinhood
> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade.
(It is also pretty basic software)
> When is it coming to my country?
Probably never. They only have plans on an Australian beta ( https://robinhood.com/au/).
> It has been X days, why is my account not verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, try emailing their support. They are very good.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> If I have Robinhood do I need to worry about 'Free riding' violations?
No, it is not applicable for limited margin accounts (instant), and if you do not have instant, RH will not let you buy with unsettled funds.
> Can I use Robinhood on my PC?
Yes, download an android emulator. Setup is extremely easy. http://www.memuplay.com/
FAQs tangentially related to Robinhood:
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want to go open a second account with real broker.
Yahoo Finance, Google Finance, TradingView, Investing.com, and even StockTwits all have charting capabilities.g
First for moonshoes
What's going on with MGT? I got in at 3.07. Heard it might grow AH
5 different threads in one day
Can someone please explain to me how to do income statements, balance sheets, and cash flow statements?
>>1309612
Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rgGgCkEokU
or read any basic Investing book. I would reccomend A random walk down wall street.
>>1309612
Why the fuck are you in accounting
Income statement is Revenue - expenses = NI
NI - div is retained earnings sheet
balance sheet is Assets = liabilities + Stockholder's equity.
all things on one side must equal opposite on other, cash is an asset, must be debt, equity, or revenue. Revenue is stockholder's equity, debt is a liability, and equity is also stockholder's equity. It's the same for all equivalents
Cash flow sheet is delta cash or other liquid mediums of exchange movement year over year, typically compared to the prior year. This is typically split into operations, financing, investing. Operations is all things related to direct things the business does. Financing is the cost of raising/lending money. Investing is the acquisition or sale of capital used to create value.
Go fuck yourself
>>1309612
Assets + Liabilities = Stockholder's Equity
/poor parents general/
>parents ask me "are you happy where you are at right now"
>am making more money then both of them combined
>wouldn't you be happier if you just got some friends
>told them i will just hire some friends or a girlfriend for $200/hour
>they keep asking me am i happy with my current situation
>everything gets brought back to how much money i have
>they are disgusted
Atleast I have my cat right bros
Dude I'll be your friend and we can fucking party it up.
I'll do it for 50/hour too.
>>1309548
Why are you still talking with your parents?
>>1309572
ill do it for $25 and i can be his gf too
i can even provide the kneepads from a previous job
anybody looking for a ride to the moon? climb aboard.
>>1309462
what makes you think it'll go up?
>>1309537
They have developed a prototype handheld device that can detect a number of viruses in real time including Zika.
>nocoiners and alt bagholders still didn't buy the DIP
Silly nocoiners.
It's going to be even more fun when it hits $1000 before the end of this month.
>>1309349
>w-why aren't you guys buying my super volatile unpredictable shitcoin at the height of the bubble when it can crash a any moment
Sorry dude, I don't play slot machines either. Not everyone is as desperate or poor as you. When you learn to accept that you will get less butthurt over "nocoiners".
What happened to the Canadian dollar?
Macro economics, its the safest real coin.
Fear happened. Than shorts happened.
it went loony
>>1309318
kek
>tfw want to work at McKinsey
>tfw although pretty good uni grades, secondary school grades are poop
>tfw have done volunteer work, but have no prior work experience
>tfw they probably wont even call me in for an interview
Whelp, I need a plan b guys, the closer I get to
graduation, the less hopeful I am about ending
up at my dream company. What do when you
realize your dreams cannot be?
>>1309139
Get a job as a prison guard.
>>1309139
Secondary school grades as in GCSE's or A-levels?
>>1309173
For us it's the 6 years before uni that constitute secondary school. (It's divided into two parts of 3 years each with their own grades)
When have you asked for raises in your job?
>>1309099
When I wanted to get fired
>>1309108
What if you're a woman though?
Never. They come automatic every 3 months for the first year, 6 months second year, and then annually. Also get vacation pay (1 weeks pay) whether we take it or not, and $100 bonuses every week if we deliver on time, drive at least 2,500 miles, and stay above the mpg goal.
Kek.
161.8 Fibbonanci
Good luck guys.
If 2134 fails short this pig to hell.
Gee I wonder why crude bottomed out.
I wonder why the Euro bottomed out.
Looks like a good short to zero.
Hi /biz/
itt we place resumes that we demolish, tear apart, shit on, and convince their writers to purchase knee pads.
Sometimes maybe even some helpful suggestion.
>BONUS
Try drawing on them for extra emphasis.
I'll start...
>>1308892
12 minutes to a better resume: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzXQsr9lo9Q
>>1308892
>dat ant resolution
>about me
> might even have fun doing it as well
just forget the about me
Assign dollar values like this
Managed over $120,000 worth of pipeline and workflow....
rearrange so my eyes can just go down the page and i can get a feeling of you by just skimming down the page.
use bullet points and don't use blocks of text
