>its a uvxy episode
literally just bought a case of dom peringnon and im probably buying another tomorrow with how its looking
>>1304169
nice 3$ to the moon
>>1304169
nice bro. you only need another 600% to buy 1 bottle of the cheapest dom. what's the time frame on that, like tomorrow?
Or is this just a scam?
Its part pump and dump and part donation to the trump campaign. If it gets any media coverage or acknowledgement from trump it will go $1 or more.
>>1304106
>thought that was BTC from the thumbnail
>holy fuck this lads gunna make it!
>tfw it's trump
>>1304175
KEK
Robinhood General Thread - /rgt/
Noko-bro and Broko-no "Forming one big cock to fuck the market" Edition
Visit the website first - www.robinhood.com
If you're not into robinhood - http://www.stockbrokers.com/offers
I suggest a better broker if you can.
Candlestick charting guideline:
> http://stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:chart_analysis:introduction_to_candlesticks
FAQs for Robinhood
> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade.
It's also pretty basic software.
> When is it coming to my country?
Probably never. They only have plans on an Australian beta ( https://robinhood.com/au/).
> It's been X days, why isn't my account isn't verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, try emailing their support. They are very good.
> Is this the right place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
No, please go to Stocktwits, Plebbit, or one of our many chat groups.
> What's a good penny stock to invest in?
Don't buy penny stocks you cum guzzling mouth breathing retard.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want to go open a second account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using Yahoo/Google finance or even Stocktwits for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
Introducing Broko-no to the mix.
Old thread >>1303165
>>1304089
first, just because
>>1304089
Noko-NEET you're letting your lucky picks go to your head. Chill my man. Take off the trip.
Reposting.
Has anybody checked PXS out? I don't think it's gonna be going up forever, but the uptrend has been going for months.
really makes you think....
poop soup
dot gov bitch
Is it really that surprising?
>Econ 101
>>1305075
This desu
Last Monday I sent out four jobs applications online and two through a job agency, and the woman who worked there sounded fairly confident about me getting both positions, and at least an interview.
This is my first time looking for full time work and I'm so nervous, i've been sat by my phone all day waiting for call.
Is it too early to be getting worried?
The only thing I've heard back is one job rejecting me, but it was just a "why not?" kind of application, payed way to much for me but I fit the description listed on the ad.
So what do? I'm considering calling the agency on Wednesday if there is still no reply to ask if there is any news.
>>1303926
Should note the rejection was from one of the online applications
if you sent it out last monday, id call immediately and ask them why they suck dicks
>>1303926
2 weeks. The fact that you have no real idea let's me know this is a new thing for you, I work for Gotham pd. Anyways I'd say 2 weeks since I'd imagine hr people want to get groups of people at a time for orientation or whatever hr people pretend to do all day.
Anyone ever worked as hr? What do you even do exactly that can't be done in like 2 hours of work a day at best.
Looking for a way to make about 29k.
Want to enroll in Harvard's Extension School masters in finance so I can get a Harvard degree and move into IB.
I'd go the on campus route but I love in the west coast, this is the same thing just online.
Any thoughts?
(besides sucking dicks ofc)
I don't wanna fall for the student loan meme
40 hours a week at mcdicks
20 hours a week at kfc
that should do it i think
>>1303916
Set up a small business buy some knee pads and suck some dick. Then launder the money you made sucking dick through the small business.
>>1303916
>Looking for a way to make about 29k.
That's a lot of money to save for a low wage employee. I know because at $11/hr I only saved 22k in 3yrs.
Probably a dumb question but do you guys buy and sell the same day ever?
So you mean daytrading?
Sometimes when I suspect a stock has reached its peak
Works like 60% of the time
>>1303796
Constantly.
No, shortest was like a week. Made 10% on TREE last week, thank god I sold before today it dropped 5%
why did microsoft pay so much for linkedin? the market cap was like 18b and they paid 26.
>>1303726
most likely a bidding war and the greatest fool won
It's gotta be the most worthless social network I've ever seen.
I don't know anyone who actually uses it other than honest to God retards, and I honestly don't know how the fuck they scammed Microsoft into paying that much.
Like holy shit they just made out like bandits. They robbed the fuckin' train.
>>1303742
think about it: skype went for 8.5b, twitch went for 1b, and this fucking thing goes for 26? I don't get it.
>transfer $1000 to kraken account
>"due to certain irregularities we have put your money on hold. current waiting list 2 weeks. we are very sorry."
>mfw I'm going to miss out on the great bitcoin hype again
>>1303670
It's an 'investment' timing doesn't matter
Fuck kraken, they require so much identification.Use Poloneix and whaleclub desu
https://whaleclub.co/join/Re2Cr3
>>1303676
The main reason I'm a nocoiner is these exchanges require identification.
>tfw don't trust online exchanges with identity but watching crypto skyrocket
Saved img related back in January. How does it feel nocoiners? Ethereum was literally $1/pop five months ago.
Bought in in January at $3. Feels good man. That autistic fucker is gonna make me rich.
>>1303595
Still worth buying at $17 or wait for it to dip from it's peak settle or completely wait till halving
>>1303607
Bought all over the place below $10. Sold a few but luckily not all. Vitalik should seriously be the king of /biz.
>>1303612
Depends how much spare cash you're willing to risk, I mean it can go both ways. This might go the same way as bitcoins 2011 rise to $50 and falloff to $15, or it might go straight up or down. Im holding mine long term though. Mainly made this thread to see nocoiner butthurt.
What would be more profitable?
Me partnering in a food truck business with a friend? She pitches half and I do as well. Plus she does all the major cooking.
OR
Do currency trading? Trade pennystocks and crypto currency. The investment would be smaller than the food truck business.
>>1303549
Buy ethereum
Do you know how to trade currencies? Are you good at it? Would you be willing to spend hours learning?
Is the food truck in a good location? What kind of food? How good are you at cooking?
How much money do you have to start?
You're being too vague.
>>1303558
I don't know much on trading currencies but I am willing to learn.
As for the food truck location, it would be in the downtown core of my city near the nightclubs. It would be customize your own mac n cheese. My friend would do all the cooking.
10k.
You realize "day trading" is a waste of time since you don't have the connections or the know how to do it right, right? I mean your in your bed room how can you expect this to work out
>>1303503
Not with that attitude. Now stop projecting
>>1303503
That's not what Barren Buffet said.
>>1303503
What's up faggot, I'm CEO of Goldman Sachs, I have a 10 inch dick and I bench 400lbs. Yeah now what huh?
If you bought one ~$92,000 share of Berkshire Hathaway on 1/9/2009 when bitcoin came out. you'd have $212,000 today.
also its 2016, and me a broke college student can watch the Shareholders meeting of one of the richest men in the world while relaxing naked in by bathtub eating steak.
lifes good
where can you watch these meetings? sounds interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4X9iUb_cC4
how accurate is the investor z manga /biz/?
FUCK YOU 4CHAN WITH reformat your post. I made a nice structure with necessary information and everything explained. Now it's just a shitpost.
DGB just got 120k USD worth of Azure hosting and software from Microsoft.
The DGB telegram crypto bot got mentioned at themerkle.
(yes I already bought my bags full of DGB, now I'm sharing it with you)
cont. in next post
>>1303413
official dev anouncement with azure
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=408268.msg15189186#msg15189186
the merkel:
http://themerkle.com/digibot-is-a-powerful-telegram-bot-for-cryptocurrency-enthusiasts/
>>1303413
>>1303418
>>1303424
MOST IMPORTANT PART:
- created a system to tip DGB via twitch / reddit / twitter / youtube
easy tipping and donations
Don't cry later this year, that you missed the DGB train.
BTC on the rise, DGB is dirty cheap, double/trippling after the BTC halving and more after Dota 2.
Hello i am 48 year men from somalia. sory for may bed england.I selled my wife for internet connection. i would to be professional in united steaks of america. i has experience on truck transportation and basic care. Anybody if did send BTC to help purchase bus ticket will be nice
1AmgxdGg4PWhHB5A9X1aFNiXYeSEcRCzgD
i got you nigga
>>1303396
sent ;)
>>1303396
btc coming your way my friend :D
