Good Day /biz/,
I'm Hoshea Nakamoto - the local Bitcoin prophet - to bring /biz/ great fortune. In October I told my friends that I'm buying and they should too. Good money to be made. Then I told reddit to buy during the retracement to 320$ after the 500$ peak and one guy listened. He profited big time. Now it's your turn to profit dearly. Ask me anything!
Guy from reddit; pic related
>>995526
How do you manage to look like a child and a child molester at the same time?
>>995526
When is the economic collapse coming, and when will the price rise.
Give me one scientific evidence showing that an economy must grow to be solid and healthy.
>>995525
>one scientific evidence
Okay, I'll let that slide. But basically,
>population is constantly growing
>if the economy doesn't grow too people will starve
There's your "one scientific evidence" you commie dumbass.
>>995527
>Population is constantly growing
False. Many developed countries are losing population actually.
>if the economy doesn't grow too people will starve
False. Food supply chain can improve its efficiency.
>>995542
>FALSE
COUNTRIES DONT LIVE IN CONTAINMENT YOU DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT! WHY ARE COMMUNISTS SUCH BLOCKHEADS!
>FALSE
THE GOVERNMENT SECTOR HAS A RECORD OF INEFFECIENCY AS SEEN IN THE COLLAPSE OF THE SOVIET UNION
I am a Domino's General Manager, and I work 50-90 hours per week cutting pizzas and doing pizza shit. I am going to earn 120k+ in 2015, plus I earned 2 Domino's Rolex watches worth $2K each. All I do is work, I earned breathe and sleep pizza, but I make bank.
Ask me anything.
>>995471
Why don't you start your own pizza business?
What's keeping you from killing yourself? Do you have any reason to live at all?
>>995476
Money. That's literally it.
I'm a 18 student in high school interested in stocks. I've made some gains but I want more lol. Does anyone have advice on penny stocks?
I'd buy $NVAX.
It's going to go up soon after their press release and it's dropped pretty low last few days.
>>995258
Hmm. Looks promising.
I want to buy some weapon & small tech stocks as well.
>>995258
conference on the 15th, if the news is good NVAX will go to the moon
so, /biz/nessmen, just somehow got accepted to pic related (Stanford). How do I go about not fucking this up?
>>995225
biz related, fuck off
>>995231
This isn't /biz/ related. Might as well ask for health advice on /fit/. Still get banned. Should get banned for these retarded posts. Asking /biz/ for college advice about Stanford you god damn retarded faggot.
I've got $10, 000 dollars literally sitting around in the bank. What a good investment to make that will have a good return. Any business, stocks, etc. Any ideas ?
>>995181
FUCK OFF CANADIAN SHITPOSTER
>>995183
I love Canada. Now someone help me invest in something good
>>995187
Canada is a piece of shit
Thanks to Mark Zuckerberg millions and millions of poor people from the third world are connecting to the internet.
How do I exploit that to make fat money?
Suck dicks
>>995106
How do I do it without know that leet hackers can steal my monies
I sell custom bicycles, and I sell the shit out of them at car shows.
Where else can I market these and get an audience?
To bike stores.
>>994925
I've talked to a few, but they want a 100% markup, and that makes my equipment silly expensive.
I appreciate the input newfriend!
Sell them to hipsters and middle class niggers.
So it's this thread again... Why do you guys value finance as a course over any other?
I was thinking of following through with /biz/'s advice (cause nothing wrong ever came of thate rite!) but was wondering whether the maths there isn't too demanding? In my country, I'm in the scientific section (meaning I'm better in maths than 3/4th of students) but I'm asking to be sure.
>>994812
>So it's this thread again... Why do you guys value finance as a course over any other?
Because this is a business and finance board. People interested in business and finance come here, and they happen to wish to major in business and finance and discuss business and finance careers.
>>994824
I understand that, yet why do you consider that a finance course will better train you than say a course revolving on economics or business management (which I've often seen called "meme degrees" here) in comparison to finance)?
>>994826
>yet why do you consider that a finance course will better train you than say a course revolving on economics or business management (which I've often seen called "meme degrees" here) in comparison to finance)?
Economics is too theoretical, and pretty much requires a masters degree from a good school to be utilized.
Business management is too broad and doesn't teach you very much in terms of specialized skills.
Accounting or Finance is just right because it teaches you many specialized skills, is high paying, doesn't require a masters to be worth anything and (finance) is overall exciting and fun for most people interested in business compared to economics or marketing or some other meme.
So /biz/ i've got a few sheckles and want to make money of gullible young kids. I go to a community college and i was thinking of importing cigarettes ( as there taxed highly in the UK ) and selling them to said underage kids. Who already smoke
yay or nay?
ps. does being part Jewish make any business transaction a success?
>>994795
>community college.
Stop pandering to americans and call things by their actual names you pleb
>>994798
" college "
are you going to answer my question?
>>994801
You do know that when americans say community college, its their equivalent of a red-brick university.
Whereas the british college is equivalent to american high school. You do know that dont you?
Not very smart for a part jew are you.
I live in California, my father left me with expensive antique furniture (Chippendale style, chinese dragon chairs and so on) before he passed away. I am young, I've been carrying this stuff around (storage/uhaul..ect) to the point where i need to get my moneys worth out of it-because I cant afford to hold on to it nor do I want to- I've seen on the market what I can get for these (which is alot) but I know any antique store will rip me off. most of the pieces are in mint condition-unfortunately not all because of moving- so I wanna sell this asap.
I should also mention I probably have a month to get rid of them because reasons and my situation.
any recommendations/ anyone with experience in this area/who knows anything about antique furniture? (i will post more photos)
My main concern for you would be how to verify if your stuff is worth anything. Sometimes people think their stuff is worth a lot more than it actually is.
That's not antique dude.
>Try out our *FREE* 1 month Amazon Prime service!
>Sure, why not.
>Get it, start browsing for things to buy.
>Check back account to make sure I have enough money to get the things I want.
>See 99 dollar charge
>WHAT THE FUCK
>Amazon Prime Membership!
>WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
>Obviously overdrafted my account. -130 dollar balance.
>Cancel Prime and get a refund for my service.
>They actually refund the 99 dollars but I got overdrafted for another 35 dollars a second time (today) even though I didn't fucking buy anything!
>When they refunded my account, they debited the account membership (WASN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE REFUNDED?!) it put me in the negative AGAIN so they overdrafted me AGAIN!
>$-60 dollar balance. No fucking way I'll be able to pay this off.
I'm terrified that they'll overdaft me a 3rd time tomorrow for another $35 and I'll be even more in the negative.
What the fuck do I do? Should I just close the account before I start defaulting? Because this is such bullshit.
Why did they charge me an overdraft fee a second time even though I didn't purchase anything?
Please help /biz/
>Bank is TDBank.
>>994638
>Not cancelling your subscription the second you enter in your info for a free trial
You did this yourself senpai.
>>994651
But that's exactly what I did senpai
I got it, browsed for a few minutes, checked the account, and boom, there it was. 99 dollar charge for a free fucking trial, that's ended up costing me more than 60 dollars.
Fuck. Amazon. Fucking scammers.
>>994638
>bank account goes into overdraft
>ask /biz/ instead of calling the bank and asking to waive the fees
every time
>stuck as a walmart cashier, maybe moving up to hourly supervisor
>only have an associates in art (lel)
>told by advisers that I have almost 0 chance of getting into grad school because I fucked around too much freshman year
>moving
>less than a grand to my name as I spent a majority on it for the move + first few months rent
>still want to study i/o psychology or something to that affect but have no idea how I'm going to pull this off
I'm at a loss guys what the fuck do I do to start the moneys.
>Shitty degree
>Wants another shitty degree
Sorry anon. /biz/ can't help you. You're fucked in the head.
>>994494
Why do you want to study worthless things?
Why can't you just torrent a couple psychology books and study off that? I don't get it.
My house got egged and I think I know who did it. Can I sue them?
>be Saturday couple weeks ago
>2 kids come knocking on my door
>2 boys probably 14-16 years old
>telling some story about charity
>donating to some nigger that has cancer
>they constantly stuttered and couldn't keep the story straight between the two of them
>assume some fags trying to scam people for money
>go and get an envelope and sheet of paper
>wrote try harder faggots on paper and sealed it in the envelope
>gave it to them
>2 days later my house was egged
Pretty sure it's these kids. Can I sue them if I find out who they were for the costs of repainting my house? What do?
try r9k
>>994314
How are you going to sue them? And for what offense?
How are you going to even find the kids to hand them the court summons order? LMAO
Sure, you can sue the for what ever you want.
But you're not going to win.
It's best to just burn their houses down, OP.
Hey /biz/,
How much company time do you waste? Are you wasting it right now on /biz/?
If i went to jerk off in the bathroom for 30 minutes is that an acceptable amount of time to waste considering it will make me more productive for the rest of the work day?
about 90%
jerking off only takes me like 5min each day at work. that's where I draw the line though
only one JO per day is allowed. Im a moral person
I work a shit labor job with painful 12 hour shifts. I go to the bathroom about every hour just to sit on the toilet and play solitaire for 5-15 minutes. Half of the employees are Mexican and don't give a shit. I've seen people literally take naps and somebody would kick him to wake up when a boss comes around. 1 more semester of CC and then I transfer to Uni upstate and leave this backwoods shithole.
>come in 30 minutes late
>30 minutes tending to personal affairs on the internet
>two hours where I do shit
>hour for lunch
>f5 4chan for the rest of the day
