I have just been informed that I am one of four beneficiary to an estate worth approximately 1.6-1.8 million dollars.
Next move?
>>992067
buy 1.6 to 1.8 million bitcoins, and dogecoins
>>992067
Kill off the other three of course.
get a lawyer
Is buying Amazon land a good investment?
I can get properties near rivers for $0,33/m2. By dividing Earth's area by the human population, we find that each person got about 70m2, by investing something like $5000, I would be part of the 1% that owns a shit ton of good land.
What /biz/ thinks about my strategy?
Seems like it could work. Only problem is that it wouldn't make you any money until some company offers to buy it at a significantly higher price than you got it for, which isn't likely for another 10-15 years.
No idea about the investment part, but owning part of the Amazon would be pretty cool.
Then you and Ice Cube can catch giant Anacondas.
http://fox6now.com/2015/12/09/is-college-worth-it-goldman-sachs-says-maybe-not/
>Not worth if you're at a bottom tier 25% college
>Not worth it if you're not in Health Care, Business, and Technology
>BETTER OFF DOING LYNDA.COM AND MOOCS COURSES
HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
REKT
Where my fellow STEM/Business fags at?!
CS/Math bro here!
Holy shit, I can't believe the baiters in these college threads who say that STEM is a bubble. Motherfucker, most college students can't even get past Calc 1, and we're living in a society that's requiring more and more tech savvy and math skills.
How fucked am I?
>>991981
Not fucked, you're good brah
Can we talk about who has the best tax plan?
not Trump.
If you think building a wall, spinning up databases, and getting Bill Gates to "close up the internet" will be cheap, you're stupider then he is.
Lolbertarians are the best bet, maybe that fat fuck who wants to shut down social security too, but he's got a chinaman's chance in hell with that position since oldfags on social security are the ones who vote.
>>991968
lost all credibility when demonstrated inability to know the difference between then and than. :(
>>991990
Lost all credibility when demonstrated inability to capitalize the first letter of a sentence. :(
There are 3 directions the world is heading right now.
1: asian style state capitalism
2: hopeless stagnating welfare states, it is naive to think Greece or Venezuela will ever be like Sweden
3: margaret thatcher/milton friedman style monetarism and free markets
republicans want 1, democrats want 2, libertarians want 3
Ok. So im wanting to do a small and almost certainly doomed to fail crowdfunding project to get 2-3ish BTC for new comp+assorted hardware and software to enable this 3d animation/gaming/wtvrithasnoviewers youtube channel so i can b working towards getting into it full time.
Have not set the campaign thing up yet, waiting til i finish a nice channel trailer sometime 2night or 2marrow (depending how long editing/rendering takes)
Mah questions is,
How do i increase the chances of the fundraising campaign actually working?
My heart is pretty set on kryptokit, but are there better alternatives? and does anyone with experience with what im trying wanna clue me in to major pitfalls in the near future?
lastly how do i get more ppl to watch, and engage with, my videos? and while we're at it, what is the answer to life the universe and everything?
Heres my site:
Alphanerd2.com
>>literally nothing there but links and snark
Ill put a link to the fundraising page once its up if that doesnt violate the self promoting thing
an ya, this is /biz/ im talkin dream job bull with a minimal basis in reality, its what we fuking do. soo b a prick if u like, heavens knows this wouldnt be a 4chan thread w/o trolls, but lemmi get some solid an potentially productive interactions here, if u dntfkinmind.
fucking /biz/
go to work you fagert
To be honest, I thought you were a kid. How are you this old and still type/talk like that?
> May 2013. Sold one of these for $5,600 to a Chinese investor.
> December 2015. Sold a nearly identical one of these for $54,000 to a Chinese investor.
+964% in value in 2.5 years.
Can you guess what I sold?
>>991776
Your boipuccy?
>>991776
A really rare pepe obviously.
>>991776
A dog?
Chinese loves dogs!
Now they afford good dogmeat high quality breed.
>yfw the creator of Bitcoin is maybe this alpha entrepreneur genius
There is a thread on the bitcoin reddit that kind of disproves all this shit
There isn't enough evidence to prove this, but it's a decent proposal. The guy that invented Bitcoin would need to be some kind of genius since such a technological breakthrought only happens in like every 100+ years. This guy could be it, then again, there is some evidence that points it isn't (unless this guy is a time traveller or invented GPG too which is unlikely)
>>991660
It's not clear in both sides, both sides have good arguments-counterarguments. You can't say it disproves this guy isn't it, and you can't say this guy is it.
Which way will she decide?
>>991518
Wait what are her choices and what do they do?
She has to raise rates, if only a little, to give the fed some credibility. Of course, once they've increased rates once, i don't think they'll get around to doing it again for some time. By which I mean I think there will be negative rates before we see rates of 1% or (god forbid) higher.
>>991548
What you are saying is that they should raise rated and get back their credibility by causing a recession?
hello biz
lets talk about compound interest
whats the best way to earn it?
success stories?
failures?
>>991299
IS EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD UNDERAGED?
Holy shit
>>991305
lol. someone made a legitimate thread asking whether he should technical or fundamental...
>>991299
By having a hooknose and earning it the Yid way
Who here is aware of the Martin Shkreli youtube live streams? Anyone know why he does them? Anyone watch them?
>>991190
Everyone. No. Yes.
>>991190
Is this guy as awesome and hilarious as all of the reddit hatred made him seem to be?
>buy company
>raise the price of AIDS medication by a fuckton
>troll people who get upset
>get rich
I would love to have a job where I'm just a fucking aggravating face for edgy businesses to be honest..
>>991256
always do and think the opposite of what reddit says
What lucrative /biz/ness oportunities could 3D printing offer?
custom dildos
Print yourself a dildo and fuck yourself in the ass
>>990939
Start a kickstarter campaign for world's cheapest 3d printer; 2 months later, disappear.
I'm having a hard time passing Calculus I.
Does someone with an IQ of 100 have the ability to become a good software developer?
Sure can, but you are most likely not going to become windows/google/blizzard employee without that piece of paper.
>>990701
Considering you don't need any calculus for most software development, yes.
Try coding, if you don't enjoy it. quit. coding is fucking awful if you don't enjoy it. Also the other aspects of CS involve more math, so don't think you can enter them without being comfortable with math.
I'm about to receive a Subsidized loan of $1,750, plus another $100 because my grant for school was larger than needed.
What should I do with this $1,850?
Summer courses? Gold? Stocks? Air Jordans? Let /biz/ be my guide.
The chances of you getting a return on an investment more than the rate you'll be paying on the loans is slim. You have any other student loans? You should be responsible with the money and pay towards loans that are accruing interest since Uncle Sam is covering the interest on this one right now.
>>990586
This is my first student loan, I have some CC debt but my tax return will take care of it.
>Using private loans for investing
Use it for your tuition, you dumb dindu nuffin
How do I become like you guys? I want to only worry about productivity and spend my time productively, I don't even know what you mean by saying that. How do you spend your time?
doing productive things and learning
What do you consider productive and what should I learn?
>>990144
how to download cheese pizza using the deep web, this makes u very motivated so u dont fuck up on there
^network security and infosec skills learned
other shit could be learn how to fix things around the house so you're not paying out the ass for fixtures when you're older
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-12-08/canada-just-hinted-negative-interest-rates-are-coming?page=1#comment-6895158
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/business/stephen-poloz-monetary-policy-1.3355704
Negative interest rates coming to Canada! Ids habbening!
>>990105
IT'S 2015
>>990105
What does this mean for me and you? Can we now go and take loans from the bank for lower interest rates than 5% or something?
>>990113
It means that when you take a loan from a bank you pay negative interest - so bank pays you!
