>be white American college student
>studying for a final in a popular lounge area
>sun sets
>5 hijabi wearing muslim students come up to me
>"Hey, sorry to bother you, would you mind moving to the other end of the lounge so we can pray?"
>tell them no, i was here for 3 hours
>they keep insisting I move
>more arabs start...
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>>52507511
>>52507511
>>52507511
>>"Hey, sorry to bother you, would you mind moving to the other end of the lounge so we can pray?"
That's very polite, you're an ass for not just moving.
Like today, I needed my friend to jumpstart my car, but a person drove into the parking that my friend needed to move into to jump me.
I politely asked that person if they could move so I could get my friend to jump me. They were under...
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>failed the exam
how about you focus on that la?
Rape one, kill one, marry one and enslave one.
From left to right:
Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine
>>52507500
Kill Rachel Korine
Rape Selena Gomez
Enslave Vanessa Hudgens
Marry Ashley Benson
Fuck off with your shit thread you clearly under-aged monkey. This is not int related
RKME, l-r
>mfw saw a jew today for the first time in my life
>>52507433
now do you remember
who you are
what you were meant to do
>>52507433
you know what you have to do australia
>>52507433
I'm glad to hear that your dad accepted to renew contact with you and accepted you as his son
>Be walking down the street
>See this
>"Hey handsome, where are you going?"
What do?
Oh just a casual WALK
h-home
>>52507286
Just down this footpa...
I'm just going for a w...
Sorry, I gotta ru...
*legs it*
Why are there so many famous/important German mathematicians ?
Is it genetics?
>>52507242
trying to copy us
>>52507242
Most of them have Jewish origins who are remarkably adept at anything numerical.
Unfortunately, we can't say the same for the Brazilian 'Germanics'.
>>52507242
they are usually jews
What are these called in your country?
chips
>>52506882
Ranskalaiset perunat
Patat
World fertility rates in 2015 according to the CIA. Thoughts?
We make lot of baby in France, or maybe it's because of the immigrates
USA has to be green imo familj
>Mali
>Niger
That's a big fertility rate
Are you satisfied with life?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satisfaction_with_Life_Index
>>52506656
should be dark red for us
though I'm an exception and would consider myself light blue
>>52506656
>unhappytugal
>>52506656
it's k
>put your country's national anthem in english into gizoogle
>post results
http://www.gizoogle.net/textilizer.php
>Oldskool mountainous Wales, paradise of tha bard,
>Every valley, every last muthafuckin cliff, ta mah look is dope.
>Through patriotic feeling, so charmin is tha murmur
>Of her brooks, rivers, ta mah dirty ass.
>If tha enemy oppresses...
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>>52506454
Australians all let our asses rejoice,
For we is lil' n' free;
We've golden soil n' wealth fo' toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land aboundz up in naturez gifts
Of beauty rich n' rare;
In historyz page, let every last muthafuckin stage
Advizzle Australia Fair.
In joyful strains then let our asses sing,
Advizzle Australia Fair.
Beneath our radiant Downtown Cross
We bout ta toil wit hearts n' hands;
To make dis Commonwealth of...
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>Country
>posts Wales
one job, OP.
Da placid bankz of tha Ipiranga heard
Da resoundin cry of a heroic folk
And tha sun of Liberty up in shinin beams
Shone up in tha homelandz sky at dat instant.
If tha pledge of dis equality
We managed ta conquer wit phat arm,
In thy bosom, O Freedom,
Our chest defies dirtnap itself!
O beloved,
Idolized homeland,
Hail, hail!
Brazil, a intense dream, a vivid ray
Of ludd n' hope descendz ta earth
If up in thy comely, smilin n' limpid sky
Da image of tha (Southern) Cross blazes.
Giant by thine own nature,
Thou...
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> Blacks break into my grandfather's car and steal his
laptop in broad.
> Blacks break into my apartment on a crowded street in broad daylight and steal my laptop.
> Just yesterday a black guy attacked my mother and sisters in a car while I wasn't there at noon less than half a block away from the police station and only ran away because people started shouting.
Tbh I am not racist but this shit is not helping and I can't help but feel wary around black men...
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In movies, they tend to play the funny guy.
>>52506387
This
their armor level is high, but we handled it
\ישר\ /isr/
Fuck the Histadrut edition
>>52506303
first for /balt/
>>52506685
SHOA
3rd for anime
Hey Euros. /pol/ told me you guys can hop on a bus or train in the city and not here anyone speak your native language?
Is this true?
hear
>>52506182
Yes it is true.
t.Sambian on vacation
I would have to travel all the way to Oslo and go to a very specific neighbourhood.
Then I guess it could happen.
What's the best country of Africa ?
South africa not included
Egypt
B
Morocco
Why is it a bad idea to run over a yugo on a bike with your car?
>could be your bike
Why are italians such manlets?
>Because their mother tells them that they gotta work when they grow up
>>52505511
Most of the Romanian jokes can't be translated properly, but I'll try.
When it's the first time when you smile while looking at a hungarian?
>When the butt is set on the shoulder, the telescope is steady and the finger is on the trigger
How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
None
Paddy and Mick are walking down the road and Paddy's got a bag of doughnuts in his hand.
Paddy says to Mick, "If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, you can have both of them"
Would you rather live in Scotland or Ireland?
Both were cucked by England, so I'll go with England.
>>52505211
>Australia
you have British flag in your flag you are not the one to talk
Republic of Ireland.