>mfw new falklands' survey confirms they're 100% argentinian
www.survey.gov.fk
Cat stick tomato
>>57349883
VIVA ARGENTINA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITT: We greentext stories of when we traveled to distant lands.
>Be 17
>Go to Animeland
>Sneak edibles for getting high
>Don't get found out
>Walk along the train lines and check out all that I can in Tokyo.
>see the tokyo tower, imperial castle, gundam
>Meet a few gaijin, first was a British man who had a JP waifu, gave me money for the train and showed me how to get back when I got lost on a run in the middle of summer, the japs wouldn't even give me water, kek
>Second was a guy who showed me Yokohama bay, a pretty chill mall area with the Honda place, taught me about onigiri, was bretty gud
>Third and fourth were some stern ass Russians, I asked them if they knew where I could find any bicycles to rent
>They just stood there for a while staring me down until one said, Nyet, and we parted ways
>I also saw a lot of different foreigners in the shops and what not but I didn't talk to them, whenever one saw me they looked super surprised, their eyes were popping out of their heads, everyone in Japan looks so similar it gets boring quick
>most of the people I saw there had blond(e) hair and blue eyes for some reason, except the weeb who was staying at the home I was, learning Japanese, died hair freaky looking British guy I didn't talk to at all
>Met some guys from Iceland and they told me about the Northern tribesman to the North of Russia
(cont.)
>Went to the beach with some other gaijin, English teachers they be, saw a bunch of temples
>checked out China town, too
>Bought some traditional gita from an old Japanese guy
>This was before I was redpilled, I would have liked to complement their nation on how uncucked they are
>was always playing my 3DS on the train, baked AF beat Zelda OOT
>went to some parks and took pictures, the zoo, an old museum
Oh man, what a blast!
>Be 19
>Be peruvian
>Be poor
>Can´t travel
>>57349694
>be 17
>doing a conservation/ forestry internship in Costa Rica one summer
>out in an abandoned farm field teaching local kids about botany while we plant rainforest trees
>one day we're teaching/planting as usual in an area with tall grass
>one of our native guide's eyes go wide
>we hear a rustling in the grass
>mother fucked draws his machete
>screams "DIABLO DIABLO DIABLO" as he hacks away at the grass
>blood everywhere
>everyone rushes over
>8ft long venomous bushmaster viper/constrictor writhing on the ground
>7th deadliest venomous snake in the world
>the thing is still moving even though the crazy Tico bastard cut off its head
Later on I saw the same guy wearing a belt he'd made from a section of the same snake's pelt. BasedaRica strikes again.
Just a little question to those randy cowboy men in the west that so often accuse people on this board to take part of the so-called fetish known as Cuckoldry: How can you decide that an entire country of peoples belong to this fetish, and how can you enforce this curse upon others when your very own country has massive problems with multiculturalism? The numbers speak for themselves. And any time you bring up the numbers, le Cowboy response is "lol thats just in commiefornia that doesnt happen where i live son im from a ninetynine percent white village in idaho"
5 schools were shot up while I made this thread.
>I'm against multiculturalism and immigration
>be French
>get DUNE'D
>>57349501
>He doesn't have the highest sand dune of Europe in his country
Lmao America are you even trying ?
>>57349501
>free unwanted beach sand given by god
>implying there isn't a demand for this
>implying certain companies don't import tons of beach sand for artificial beach construction
>implying free money is bad
>>57349587
>Be American
>See natural wonder
>Think of how much money he can make out of it
Don't visit mine or my son's country ever again
>how bad is the drug problem in your country?
<what have you done so far?
We have a huge cocaine problem in this cunt.
Everyone smokes weed as you'd expect.
me personally: weed, mdma, cocaine
If you do drugs or drink alcohol, you aren't white.
Russia. A magical place that showcases the glory of communism.
>tfw /pol/ is right and as soon as Hispanics are the majority in America and Muslims the majority in Europe, white people will be rounded up in concentration camps and genocided
>tfw white liberals will be OK with it because you can't be racist against whites
>>57349037
Alhamdulilah
Inshallah western scum
Only the men will be genocided.
You can imagine what we'll do to the women :^)
Hahahahaha why are Asian people so tiny all the time??? I mean,look at them! Hahahahaha they're so cute. When I was in Japan, a man dropped his wallet in front of me and I put on top of a vending machine. He couldn't reach it! Hahahahaha they're so small and funny Hahahahahahahahaha
>>57348772
That's a mean thing to do in nipponland, whittu piggu.
>>57348772
DELET
>>57348772
fucking irish cunt
Which show is more accurate?
>>57348764
>Show about vikings
>It's in English and the cast consists mainly of Brits
Not really accurate 2bh
>>57348853
why would actors need to be nordic? The show is innacurate as fuck but its not cause of actors
>>57348914
Well it would be more authentic, race wise, but as for the plots and story lines well that can be changed to be more accurate in terms of vikings.
You wake up as the Emperor of All Europeans.
You rule over Europe and all things that associate with it.
What do you do/change?
>>57348530
1. Ban Islam
2. Sterilize non-whites
3. Legalize drugs
Declare war on Canada and wipe that smug country off the map
M.E.G.A.
You may only post in this thread if you are a direct descendant of the nobility
Plebs can go elsewhere
MUH HERITAGE
>>57348295
Jelly?
You may only post itt if your country has god-tier beaches.
>>57348151
I didn't know monkeys could operate boats and swim.
Interesting...
>>57348194
canada "banter"
come on, post your beaches
I love the Mediterranean.
I'm in the US right now. Ask me anything :^)
>>57348076
>Arabier
Damn, I didn't know that Arabs make beer.
Are you having a blast?
>>57348076
so what's your target? how many people in your cell? who do you report to?
t: definitely not MI6
post cute slavic women, preferably eastern europe
All slavs are in Eastern Europe you fucking idiot
>>57348079
Sexy isn't cute you brown skinned baffoon
FUn fact: americans dont know what this is
Is literally everything in Scandinavia made by IKEA? Why does it always have to be so cheap and autistically simplified?
...
Of course I do. Those are shoes. They are what you wear in the shower.
>he lives in a landlocked country
>>57347385
>He's doesn't have his own island.
>>57347385
>he lives in a country filled with Mexicans.
>he lives in a landlocked state
