You wake up in this typical, medium-sized, relatively unknown American city. What do you do first?
>>57355612
go to the public library
>>57355612
buy or steal a gun depending on how much money I have, carjack somebody, drive home.
>get shot
could I pass as a local in your country?
>>57355504
As a Chicano yes
What about me?
>>57355595
Por supuesto un Chicano
Is Haiti like Africa?
Worse
A french Africa
>>57355405
A dominican Africa
Thoughts on Asia's man made island chimp out?
>dumb round-eyes STILL believe the south CHINA sea doesn't belong to china
it's right there in the name, foreign devils
this is battlefield wake island, you will not trick me
>>57355445
fuck off this is my thread
I notice that color of skin doesn't really matter between Jews. Are they indeed God's chosen ones?
They treat black jews like shit
No, they aren't.
Every day my lust for Jewesses increases tenfold. That it were but two days ago my lust was a mere hundredth of what it be today, and indeed a mere thousandth of tomorrow's Jewess Lust. By the factor of 10 my lusts grow.
I think I'm going to fucking lose it.
>have a Mudslime coworker (he's originally from Pakistan)
>finally get fed up one day
>after San Bernadino, confront him and tell him that he's not welcome in America if his people continue to chimp out in our countries
>mudnigger tries using his taqiyya on me, says he's a "moderate Mudslime"
>i inform him there's no such thing
>debate gets heated; he tries to walk away
>I end up calling him a shitskin and a sandnigger among other things
>mudshit complains to HR and boss
>I get fired and have been out of a job ever since
What the fuck am I supposed to do now? They fucking took away my freedom of speech.
I'm thinking of driving down to the local mosque at night and leaving graffiti and pigs blood all over the place.
>>57355242
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>I lost my job because I have autism
just as it should be 2bh
Poojeet Khan did it again, the absolute madman
Somos buenas personas! Somos la gente corresponde de esta pais! La policia estan racismo! No dindumos nada! NO DINDUMOS NADAS! RACISTA POLICIA! BASURA BLANCA! BASURA BLANCA!
> Google Translator
When demonstrator throw stones to the police they're "heroes" but when the police responds
repressing them they're "animals" "assholes" "dirtbags" etc
>>57355106
>NO DINDUMOS NADAS!
loled
''no hicimos nada* ftfy
>>57355106
what a picardy you've gotten yourself into
>you wake up in Toronto
>>57355100
I drive back to the US
I was running through the 6 with my woes, counting money, you know how it goes
call in an air strike and then sprint back home up the 401
This is what shield maidens look like in Iceland or Denmark or something.
What do they look like in yours?
They don't exist. Honestly I'm kinda glad they don't since they'd probably just burn coal anyway
What happens here?
You wake up there.
I don't know, they sell easter eggs?
anyone wants to see what that Easter Island's statue's ass look like?
>there are over the 2 million Indian expats in Saudi Arabia alone
>total Saudi population: 29 million
Remind me again why Europe (population: 742 million) cares about 1 million refugees?
Look at this little bundle of joy.
Indians go boom boom in streets, Muslims go boom boom in airports.
Those Indians are literal slaves though
While refugees are going to welfare states for the gibsmedats
The minorities live like shit and many are basically slaves or servants. In Europe, natives are forced to worsen the condition of their lives to accommodate refugees. One gives, the other takes, moral issues about either aside.
Conservatives - Only party not completely yes. Still run by cuckservatives though. Overall shit and will sell out canadians for big business. Never ever gets more than 40 percent of the vote and will likely elect a new leader that is a total compromising cuck soon because they recently lost power.
NDP - white people are evil; the party. Used to be a party for farmers and the working class. Now it's been hijacked by big city progressive toronto types. Saddest part is some working class areas haven't realized this yet and still elect them. Pure cancer.
Liberals - Left wing party with a strong social justice slant. Invented multiculturalism and gave us trudeau. Used to be centrist economically speaking but threw that shit out the window this past election when they promised high debt spending. This party is hated in western canada but keeps getting voted in by the more populated east
Bloq quebecious - Separatist party. Has elements of both leftism and nationalism. But the lefties run the party and make the decisions.
Green - irrelevant environmentalist party that cant get elected because of the first past the post system. Not as social justicy as the green parties in europe, but "social justice" is still one of the principles of the party. This party attracts a lot of weirdos too. From conspiracy theory types, to anti vaxxers, to hippies. most popular in BC where they get 10 percent of the vote or so.
pic related - our last election.
So who do I vote for?
>>57355733
Conservative and only Conservative.
>>57354344
The Green Party here is just as batshit as Green parties in Europe.
>>57354344
Preamble: They are all pretty shit, we need a shakeup, realign the parties. This election might just do it.
Republicans: The right, in a power struggle right now. A very simplified version of it would be between the Establishment (think Dubya) the Tea Party (Think Ted Cruz) and the populists (Trump). The current candidates and some relevant failures are Trump (populist) Ted Cruz (Tea Party) Kasich (mix between establishment and a much less hardline populist) Rubio (failed, likely not going to be in politics anymore but he was allegedly a mix between Establishment and Tea Party) Jeb Bush (hilarious failure, Establishment) Rand (failed, he was a libertarian). It generally is socially conservative and small gov, picks up socially conservative people and many rich people, but if Trump takes hold it might change course and go more populist.
Democrats - The left, socially liberal yet still (mostly) moderate fiscally. It has many streaks of "YES" flowing through it and minorities generally like this party. Anti-gun, welfare state, etc. Candidate is Hillary, Bernie is really just making a political statement at this point.
Libertarians - The surprise challenger, they are well-intentioned but quite nuts. Maximum freedoms to the point of near anarchy. Trying to become big this election in order to force a shakeup/supplant a party.
anyone else is either only relevant at a state level or is completely irrelevant.
how to buy cow in youre cunt
>Spend 5 months pay on ring
>Get on one knee
>Use entire might to squeeze ring on girl's finger
That's how.
>>57354347
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Check out the homepage of your favourite escort agency
Is Australia like Britian?
nahr cunt
Its like if the uk and the us had a baby that was the sickest cunt who ever lived
Imagine if Alabama had their own country
Would you care if an aussie was made janitor on /int/ well I'm applying and I want to know what you guys think the biggest issue on /int/ is.
>>57354001
>doing it for free
Why would anyone ever want to be a jannie is beyond me.
>doing it for free
>>57354001
CANZAC when?
