Welcome to the vocaroo thread, where we practice our language skills by reading out prompts that others have provided, then have them laugh at us as we butcher them beyond recognition. Recording site can be found here: http://vocaroo.com/
Obligatory English (extract from My Immortal, an infamous Harry Potter fanfiction):
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Ebony?" he asked. "What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was….Dumbledore!
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>>61856385
requesting swedish anthem
>>61856426
Not OP, but I'm learning Portuguese. I started to hate spanish and portuguese sounds nicer to me for some reason, and easier to pronounce.
>>61856472
I hate portuguese. i don't even know how to speak it properly.
Would your country make a good axe?
>>61855785
it'd make a nice tomahawk
>>61855785
>Not using a superior Chiletana
I want to hear britbongs/aussies/etc try to imitate my accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gLZe2yUg2v
>>61855253
You is old
>>61855253
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BAOfPUWd96
>>61855253
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yo55n5Mt4q
Would you want a Quebecois gf?
I wouldn't mind but they're slightly below average compared to the local offerings
t. orontonian
>>61854523
>4chan
>gf
>>61854564
What I don't understand is that EVERY Canadian I've talked to said that Montreal has the most beautiful girls in Canada, yet I've never really seen a good example of their beautiful girls. They're always kinda average if you ask me.
What are the people from these countries like?
What is it like to live there?
Siesta all day fiesta all night
>>61846072
there are a lot of posters from there, and there are shitton of people cramped up
lot's of homicide and crime, they have cartels (are they called that?) aswell and fight with mexican ones
>>61846072
El Salvadorean women are great lays.
Is Finnish grammar complicated? I know totally it's different from IE languages, but are there many exceptions?
It would be interesting to learn other than IE language, and it's ofc the first choice because of the same writing system.
>is Finnish grammar complicated?
If you consider this complicated:D
http://www.ling.helsinki.fi/~fkarlsso/genkau2.html
>are there many exceptions?
Not at all or very few, can't really think of any.
it's ebin
>>61841568
Complicated, but consistent
The largest hurdle for a foreign devil is to learn the vocabulary.
I am moving to Brazil to teach them the ways of Marx and Lenin
They already have enough poverty and violence
Youre 16 years too late
I know Greek can't pass immigration check
Goodmorning /int/
gadmonnig
>>61821264
Your posts are the highlight of my day. Goodmorning.
#KeepCorbyn edition
>>61873890
Thanks just taking this thread lads
how does this pokemon go thingy work lads?
why are bus drivers always grumpy rasheeds?
Bewertet meinen OC ihr Husos-Ausgabe
Deutschland ist Europa Handball Meister
Ekelhaff
>>61873194
?????
Why are Bulgaria and Romania in EU, while Turkey is not?
Turks are more European than Bulgaria and Romania.
>>61872477
t. Mehmet
t. Alibaba
its dont
This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, goigoisū, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
#Previous Thread >>61864789
---Useful Links---
過去ログ
>http://cuckchan.org/int/search/subject/日本語スレッド/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.
kwon yuri?
>>61871724
良い一日を!
仕事したくない
ドラえもん助けて
edycja wowika i anime
OOGA BOOGA
>>61871077
/sralt/
>>61871104
wypierdalaj
are tim edition
need you out of business sunshine
>>61871050
whats your favourite album of all time and track from an album?
album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FehDvM6NCzw
track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIitQNXVgb8
Please explain the Nu-Male phenomena
So where should I move to? A bit about me. I am Brown and Atheist. I hate Muslims and Islam so never a Muslim country.
The reason I am leaving is to escape Muslims and racism. I do not want to be statistics. I want to be a regular person. Sweden is getting flooded with the worst trash you can think of and I am being associated with them.
My current choices are:
>Chile
>The Philippines
>India
>Brazil
>Mexico
>>61870162
Just stay in Sweden
why only shitholes m8?
>>61870185
People in Sweden see me as a Muslim rapist criminal.
>>61870204
They are not shitholes. A shithole is an Islamic country. Those countries are good with my degree. (Dentistry).
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