1. Your country
2. Have you ever picked up a girl in the streets?
Me:
Aus
N-no. I don't know what to say...
This is what you say
>>61850979
1. Azerbaijan.
2. Yes, tons of times.
It's easier than in some public place, since there are more opportunities.
>>61850979
why would i need to pick up a girl ? most are quite heavy like 60 kg
What /int/ posters do you think have the widest area of knowledge?
Not to be immodest, but I'd say USA. No matter the topic theres always some well-informed American in the discussion. This isnt to say were infailable, but just generally speaking.
Best troll
>>61850943
How is it a troll?
Look at the board, Frenchie.
POOR ENGLISH TRIGGER ALERT
>be anon
>newest employee
>literally 20+ new names to remember
>just working and chilling
>somehow forget the name of the 8/10 qt
>call her by the name of the most hated person on the place
>co-workers lose their shit loud
>she gets lightly mad
>OSHITSORRY.png
>tries to run away to the bathroom
>she comes after me
>hold my shirt
>"i'm sorry"
>"haha it's ok anon don't worry"
>face gets full red and started to stare at the ground
>she laughs and say : "we better get back now"
>just baka "yes"
>start moving in fast steps
>passes through her
>she slaps my butt
>instinctively turn around
>she comes near put her hands on my chest with a silly smile
>"i'll do some things so you won't forget my name ever again"
>goes full expresionless
>runs in to the bathroom
>stay there for a long time before a guy comes pick me up
>arrive at the cafeteria
>everyone is laughing while she's red
>i'm still red as well
>i make a walk of shame through them
>go to work at the backstage for the rest of the day
i'm seriously thinking about quit the job
That took an unexpected turn.
Say you really liked her that's why you were shy. No need to play alfa from the jungle, enough girls buy that strategy for some reason.
>>61850779
don't be silly
What do you eat and drink the most?
Bread and water
water
turkey sandwich
Water, pasta
Burgers and beer
1. the most popular pet in your country
2. your favorite pet
1. cat
2. cat
1. mosquito
2. cat
>>61850382
1: Doggo
2: Doggo
1. Dog
2. Vizcacha
Why are they so butthurt?
You are the butthurt, not we.
>>61850436
Case in point. Why would you even have saved that image if you weren't butthurt? I've virtually never seen a friendly Turk on /int/.
K*RDS! WE ARE NOT BUTTHURT K*RDS ARE!
"You got some sort of problem with Muslims, you cowardly white kuffar?"
my superior speed will surely prevail
Jokes on him im a dexfag
>>61849862
Synthol?
who /imminent racial warfare/ here?
>violent protests in the northeast
>cops brutalizing black citizens
>black people literally sniping white people
i stand with niggers
>>61849126
Who would've thought...
>>61849087
it was just one lunatic shooting some cops, there is no race war
Now Jews and Arabs have their differences, we've had problems in the past, and problems today. What do you like about the Arab world? Where would you visit once the problems between us are over? Do you consider Arabs to be your cousins? (Since we are theologically speaking cousins, Jews can pray in Muslim mosques, and Muslims can pray in temples (?) while Jews can't pray in Churches.)
Let me say as an Arab, I do admire some parts of Jewish culture, and Israel. The fact that you'll do anything for your citizens is great, and the fact that you've treated Arabs better than we've treated Jews really shines well with your record. I feel some shame that my ancestors kicked some of you out, or create riots against your people.
>>61849014
Not today rabbi
>Do you consider Arabs to be your cousins?
I've heard that before, not sure if I ever heard it seriously though
>What do you like about the Arab world?
You have strong traditional values. I don't really agree with them 100% but at least they're there. Plus you're hospitable people.
>Where would you visit once the problems between us are over?
Lebanon for sure. It's probably the nicest place in the Middle East if you don't include Turkey.
>Do you consider Arabs to be your cousins?
We call Arabs our cousins, but that's a bit tongue-in-cheek. Obviously there isn't that big of a difference between Mizrahi Jews and Arabs, but they don't really like being told that.
Itt we say nice things about America
It's far away, so their bullets can't reach me
>be american cop
>get shot
>be American
>get shot
>be nigger in America
>get blown up by a robot
>>61848823
I like how they organize house districts
1. Your cunt.
2. How americanized is your country?
3. Why is global culture so americanized?
I think other NATO countries are pretty similar regarding americanization. It's mostly entertainment industry that's dominated by Murica.
Because most other higher-developed nations were pretty fucked after WWII, so America took the initiative to further strenghten it's own position.
Donald Duck comics are pretty much nordic at this point, it's made and marketed for us.
>be Indian
>quarter of population is starving
>build ICBMs and nukes
>nobody sanctions because they're a bigger joke than best korea
>>61848273
>quarter of population is starving
>build ICBMs and nukes
if those are the qualifiers for why they should be sanctioned, then how come Pakistan hasn't been sanctioned?
North Korea and Iran have been sanctioned for completely different reasons.
And they deny Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty))
Didn't they get nukes because Americans gave the Paks nukes for some reason? Seems reasonable senpai.
Do you know this feel? Fucking soon.
>>61848147
chuj ci w dupe karakanie
I bet you pick mushrooms too, fucking slav.
Why do Swedes consider Finns to be so big problem in Sweden?
I wouldn't have guessed that, ever.
Is Sweden STILL giving their twitter handle to random retards every week?
http://www.thelocal.se/20160708/swedes-jailed-for-refugee-smuggling-in-finland
They want to destroy Finland as they have their own land.
>>61848142
Finland should desport fennoswedes and other miscreants. They've already transgressed on your culture in the past. If you simply pay your NATO dues (2% of GDP) you won't have to let the Swedish degenerate in your country in exchange for protection from Russia.
Tell me about Frisians, /int/. Is it true they are exclusively responsible for the Dutch lanklet meme? Are they not just Belgians speaking an uglier language?
>>61848139
Our continental brothers
>>61848139
>Frysk
>"an uglier language"
Kill yourself
>>61848139
Frisians are god tier Dutch
-t. unbiased Amerifag with Frisian ancestor from 1640
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