What happens in Philadelphia?
Black people
it's always sunny
Edição: Nicolás Maduro
Temer Presidente
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed
by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs
that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence
"Fools" said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you. "
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed
In the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said
"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls. "
And whisper'd in the sounds of silence
José Dirceu chaneiro
Are Iranians white?
>>51857019
Bump
only slaver rape babies
Alberto Barbosa is real
>His country's ID card is also written in english
Kekest of them all
>>51856614
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51856614
>Height: 1,72 m
>A FUCKING SANDWICH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CANT MAKE THIS UP
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/young-greek-women-selling-sex-for-the-price-of-a-sandwich-new-study-shows/2015/11/27/c469695e-94d9-11e5-b5e4-279b4501e8a6_story.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337243/Teenage-prostitutes-selling-sex-price-sandwich-Greece-s-crippling-recession-pushes-prices-time-low.html
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/27/young-greek-women-are-selling-sex-for-the-price-of-a-sandwich-study-shows-5530371/
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/greek-women-forced-prostitution-the-6921080
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6768920/Young-women-forced-to-sell-sex-for-the-price-of-a-sandwich-due-to-harsh-cuts-in-Greece.html
What has become of my beloved /int/
>>51856686
Australian's constant shit posting and memes have made the rest of /int/ finally go insane and become you guys. lesser at shitposting, sure, but we have all given up resistance and accepted the fact that /int/ will be nothing but shitposting and memes.
Australia now rules this board, is this what you want?
Memes aside, is Argentina salvageable? What would it take to make it first world tier?
no. nuke this shithole pls. asap.
>>51856512
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>>51856548
That would be a waste of butifel clay.
I think a recolonization is in order, only this time by Anglos instead of useless siestaniggers.
>read French lit
>90% is about revolution or revenge
Why is the French national spirit so focused on these topics? Is there, as the meme goes, some ancestral butthurt inflicted on the nation, or perhaps some greatness they were c︂ucked out of ages past?
I want to understand their culture, but so much of it falls back to this narrative that, from the beginning, assumes there is some wrong that must be righted.
In return, how do the French or other nations feel about American lit?
Bump for all heroes of the Vendée.
>>51855779
Because the revolution left a big scar to us, that still totally hasn't cicatrized completly.
I'd say look at litterature from before the revolution but it'd be written in ancient french and I highly doubt it would be understandable.
>>51855779
The annoying thing with French lit it's the obssesion with shitty romances... i don't fucking care of reading the story of some annoying woman searching love and comit suicide at the end written by some ancient basement dweller...
1. Your beautiful cunt
2. How would your cunt react if Donald Trump was elected president of the United States and leader of the free world?
1. Flag
2. Kek eternally
Seriously though if your choice is Hilary or Trump you're a country is going to get fucked up
>>51855626
>assumes the US is still the Leader of the Free World
If, or when, DT is elected president of the Consumerist Shithole, we will be separated by race, and those who are selected to remain in the country will be enslaved by the MegaCorporations.
If Turks hate the Kurds so much why they don't allow them to form their own country?
Because we hate them
>>51854935
Go figure.
>>51854935
oil
redpill me on chicanos etc
>Redpill me on X
>>>/pol/
>>51854805
They are people who etc
>>51854861
>chicanos
>people
>my sister is engaged with a Turk
wew
So what?
Does she love him? Why does the cock going into your sister matter to you?
This wouldn't have happened had you pressured her to clean her kitchen regularly
Hey /int/!
Post and talk about how you're getting, or got your dual citizenship.
>What country were you born in?
>Which country did you move to?
Here's my long looooong shitpost ignore this
>SHITPOST
>SHITPOST
>SHITPOST
It's my first time shitposting here, and I just wanted the opinions of some of you here.
I'm American and want to get Dutch citizenship.
I feel like I fit in pretty well.
I'm 6'1"(Literally the pinnacle of averageness in the Netherlands), Dutch Indo, learning German (I'd learn Dutch, but it's to geographically specific to be useful for the rest of the EU), first name is Johannes (Not gonna give out my last name, but trust me it's pretty Germanic).
Dad was born in American, but my dad didn't even speak English until he was like 7. Instead he spoke Dutch until he moved out of his house as a child. My grandfather was Dutch by blood and citizenship, my grandma was Dutch by citizenship and Indonesian by blood.
--- My question is, do you think I can make a good enough case for my dual Dutch citizenship at the Dutch embassy in LA, or do I have to go through the lengthy process of living there for 5 years?
>>51854709
It's not guaranteed if you live there five years.
>>51854911
I'm aware, but I'm fairly confident I would integrate quite easily into Dutch society.
I don't think you'll get Dutch citizenship faster than anyone else.
Plus Wilders has been campaigning against dual citizenship, because Moroccans and Turks tend to have it. And has proposed to take the Dutch citizenship of all criminals with dual citizenship.
So our left wing agreed and decided to ban dual citizenship*.
*except for people who can't get rid of their old nationality like Turks and Moroccans.
So now Americans probably get screwed over if they want dual citizenship, due to left wing populism.
Tell me about poor white people in your cunt
>>51854525
States with cities containing huge numbers of niggers
>>51854600
You forgot Boston.
NEET neckbeards and/or drug abusers, nothing special
Quick rules
1. Post something in your language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique others.
Obligatory English:
he Chav hoardes infest England. Much like the early nomads would settle by the side of a freshwater stream, Chavs settle in the many car parks of towns possessing a McDonald's or a JD Sports. heavy drug use has caused mutation in the Chav families genes, meaning the modern developed female can process a litter of up to 6 at once, from half as many fathers. Thus, will soon become unstoppable if not dealt with. They possess a very limited intelligence and can barely string a coherent sentence together, much like the Americans.
They are often found down alleyways after a successful hunt in the local supermarket.
Cheap alcohol and McDonald's is their primary food source, and they are often seen to worship people such as Wayne Rooney, Victoria Beckham and NDubz as their idols. Just like the early Evangelicals would preach to the poor outside their place of work, Chavs up and down the land congregate in the nations bus shelters to set their black sony-erricsons to pump their bassy hymns into the air. Larger congregations can acquire amplifiers, subwoofers and diesel generators to power their tuneless, droning, ear destroying sermons (and the breeding frenzy that ensues) across the land (assuming they dont try to drink the diesel when they run out of Tesco vodka like the last time. Itz the same colour blad!, how i suppost to no? i aint no fuckin science guy)( fucking teenagers...). Their knowledge is generally passed mouth to mouth ,though occasionally Chavs known as Graffitiests scribble their knowledge onto other peoples property. With each passing day, the Chav hoardes numbers swell. Some cities have become impassible with the pure amount of Chavs filling the streets.
>>51854255
Oh fuck, that excerpt is longer than I thought.
Err, just the first paragraph, then.
>>51854255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IqtsjfgAmh
Bump
>>51854255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qTDBNBKe2v
>wake up
>North America is now this
What do?
>Québec
>Acadie
le fap fap desu xDDDD
>>51854314
>le fap fap desu xDDDD
J'aime ton style.
>>51854212
1. take some time to recognize new flags
2. take some time to let new memes take off
3. shitpost as usual
