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Obligatory English:

he Chav hoardes infest England. Much like the early nomads would settle by the side of a freshwater stream, Chavs settle in the many car parks of towns possessing a McDonald's or a JD Sports. heavy drug use has caused mutation in the Chav families genes, meaning the modern developed female can process a litter of up to 6 at once, from half as many fathers. Thus, will soon become unstoppable if not dealt with. They possess a very limited intelligence and can barely string a coherent sentence together, much like the Americans.

They are often found down alleyways after a successful hunt in the local supermarket.
Cheap alcohol and McDonald's is their primary food source, and they are often seen to worship people such as Wayne Rooney, Victoria Beckham and NDubz as their idols. Just like the early Evangelicals would preach to the poor outside their place of work, Chavs up and down the land congregate in the nations bus shelters to set their black sony-erricsons to pump their bassy hymns into the air. Larger congregations can acquire amplifiers, subwoofers and diesel generators to power their tuneless, droning, ear destroying sermons (and the breeding frenzy that ensues) across the land (assuming they dont try to drink the diesel when they run out of Tesco vodka like the last time. Itz the same colour blad!, how i suppost to no? i aint no fuckin science guy)( fucking teenagers...). Their knowledge is generally passed mouth to mouth ,though occasionally Chavs known as Graffitiests scribble their knowledge onto other peoples property. With each passing day, the Chav hoardes numbers swell. Some cities have become impassible with the pure amount of Chavs filling the streets.