An American, a Canadian, a Brit and an Irishman walk into a bar. The American approaches the bar first (bold as he is) and demands the barkeep's very best American microbrew. "American microbrews are patrician you uncultured yuropoor swine!" the burger bellows while he pays the bartender in grease. The Brit follows, ordering room temperature lager swill. "You faggots wouldn't understand anyway." he snarls. "We built your countries while drinking this." he keeps mumbling under his breath. Then the Irishman staggers forward, but he trips, slams his head against the bar and passes out. The barkeep hurries towards him and starts draining his blood because everbody knows a mick consists of 90% alcohol. Finally the Canadian asks the barkeep for a Moosehead in a calm and eloquent manner, but the barkeep grins and raises his eyebrows. When the Canadian is about to ask what's wrong the barkeep bursts into laughter, screaming "A FUCKING LEAF CAN'T MAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT UP M8 KEKMAO".
Good joke, no?
>>57834396
Pic related.
Also while you're at it, pls visit the nearest mental asylum at your earliest convenience.
>>57834586
Why? You faggots should lap this shit up since everything I mentioned is the main gist that's keeping this board alive.
>>57834586
Also are you hungry? xD
>196 countries in the world
>Literally only one of them likes Russia
I like Russia.
there's still Serbia
>>57834465
this. don't forget Armenia, Iran, and... 1/3 of Syria
yfw anglos consider this as "bread"
Had chocolate chip sourdough for brekky today lads
>>57834206
>sandwich bread
t. canned fried tomatoes
>>57834206
This should be called bread
argentinos, pregunta sencilla:
que tal es el servicio de Arnet?
me llamaron ofreciéndome un servicio de 6 megas pero tengo entendido que el servicio en si es muy malo. alguno que lo tenga o lo haya tenido podria confirmarlo?
postie esto en el 4chan hispano pero como esta muerto pense que iba a ser al pedo.
de paso, hilo argentino.
LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>57834182
Anda a Taringa PELOTUDO
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>>57834830
a taringa kek
ademas me tendria que registrar, y por esta consulta pt no da
Fuck the commonwealth. Fuck the queen. No representation without taxation. Fuck Bono, fuck sex pistols, fuck tea, fuck new Pakistan.
My only loyalty is to the leaf. UK and the shit commonwealth can go to hell.
t.Peng Ying chung
wow rude
>A Commonwealth realm is one of 16 sovereign states that are members of the Commonwealth of Nations, have Queen Elizabeth II as the reigning constitutional monarch, and have in common the same royal line of succession.
>Monarchy of Canada
>1931
>Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_realm
>one chance at life
>not born german
>>57834033
>Born English.
do you want to be a low test cuck OP?, pretty disapointed 2bh
>>57834033
>one chance at life
>born in the #1 country in the world
:D
Eingeladen: Deutschland, Österreich, die Schweiz, Italien, Tschechien, Benelux, Frankreich, Liechtenstein, San Marino, Vatikanstadt.
Nicht eingeladen: Bürger
>>57833654
Een andere draad, kek
>>57833654
Hej, hast du uns vergessen? Warum, mann, warum?
>>57834167
Also, disregard the grammatical errors. German is an impossible language to learn, so I'm not even trying.
>His country isn't part of X-Com
It's like you support ADVENT.
>>57833372
Canonically, every country that was part of XCOM in the first game pussied out and joined ADVENT.
That means you and me, Bob.
>congo
>nigeria
Who are they fooling?
>>57835680
I purposely killed all my niggers I'm xcom
How do we fix Italy?
>>57833326
There is nothing to fix.
burn it to the ground
Leave EU
What did they mean by this...?
Weedman needs to apologize
t. Weedman
gas the americans, race war now
>>57834783
We aren't an ethnicity nevermind a race.
average turkish girl looks like pic related.
Her father was probably a janissary.
cec sübabı
boring
Neutral
>>57832445
good political system, but jewy people
>Most popular Swede isnt even Swedish
wtf....
>>57832311
Tbh he's more Swedish than the king imo
>>57832429
How come?
His sons look swedish as fuck tho
>>57832482
Because the Swedish royal family have been marrying Germans and Brits for ages now. I doubt the heir is over 25% Swedish.
http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/12-most-sexually-satisfied-countries
http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/poorest-list/the-10-least-sexually-active-countries/
>america
>sex all over the media
>so much porn being produced
>top countries that have sex the least
>men are beta and spineless
>women give more priority to work and study than sex
> even fat women are entitled AS FUCK
>proud of being richest cunt in the world
thank god I'm moving back to motherland this year. good bye you virgins.
lol and what's your motherland, OP?
>>57832246
I don't care about sex
>>57832246
>>women give more priority to work and study than sex
That's a lie, American women prefer black men.
*unslings c8*
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT LEAF?
me on the right
Not pictured: their club to beat poor defenseless baby seals
>>57831841
what's your picture supposed to show? i only see a bunch of trees and some floating guns
