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one chance at lifenot born german


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>one chance at life
>not born german
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>>57834033
>Born English.
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do you want to be a low test cuck OP?, pretty disapointed 2bh
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>>57834033
>one chance at life
>born in the #1 country in the world
:D
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>>57834200
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iktf
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>one chance at life
>born with autism and social anxiety
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>>57834232

It's okay anon, you can come visit us.
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>parents lived and got married in Vienna
>could have been born in glorious Austria
>instead they moved to Canada
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>one chance at life
>not born in the best country in the world

kurwa
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>>57834310
I would sperg out at the entry interview and get denied entry.
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>>57834464
you're 500 years too late.
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>>57834033
It feels pretty great to be honest
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>>57834033
fuck germany
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>there will be muslim germans born in your life time
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>>57834534
never is too late, except when you weren't born there
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>>57834033
>one chance at life
>not born german
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>>57834310


>find American slut
>win her over with being not American
>get married
>do NOT have children with her
>divorce her
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>>57834626
>>57834619
>>57834608
fuck
germs
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>>57834626
you're literally cuck central though
also, you don't live in the greatest nation on earth, I do
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>>57834626
but you ''were born'' in Sweden, it's the same shit
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>>57834677
fuck you germany
just fuck you

fu fu fu fu fuuuuuuck you germany
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thank God
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>>57834033
Why are you a Germanboo? It's pretty nice here, but I wouldn't mind Australia for the girls and the weather.

>>57834327
Vienna is nice, but it's not nearly as pristine and majestic as it used to be. Most major cities in Europe have passed their best when it comes to architecture and just general comfiness.
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>>57834033
I identify myself as a proud black man living in Polish-Eastern Germanic skin. When others say "haha stupid slavshit catholic russian subhuman, we proud nordic-germanic race" I pat myself on the head and think: "What a bunch of retarded whitebois, their wymin and cars are mine anyway" Some German folks claim "muh cities, stupid poolack give them back" And I think to myself honestly: "Yeah and what did you do with those cities, except using it's resources to kill even more whiteys. Also, your country doesn't belong to you anyway, get refugee'd fag" When some Finnish autists sperg out about Poles and praise some shitskin from Sudtirol for killing Europeans and loving Islam: I just close my eyes and count to ten. I won't get distracted by autistic, nothern version of Russians with slanty eyes. Their only acomplishement is Winter War, that was a failure anyway. When some Americans claim they're superior and whiter - I don't even care about it. It's not like Americans can decide about anything. When an Aussie is harsh on me, I just think:"Good lad, shitposting again, making his country proud". When some Brits say bunch of stupid bullshit like: "Huuuur Poolacks, leave my country, you thieves, go back to your shithole". - Well, it's a shithole thanks to you dear lads. So you see I don't really care about your posts, I don't even identify myself as a Pole, you cis scum.

Just get this, everytime you respond to me, you trigger even more shitposting.

t. Masurianpole.
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>born with access to the greatest resource in human history, the internet
>waste it on shitposting here
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>>57834725
this
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>>57834677
see >>57834200
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>>57834776
Are you the doctor guy?
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>>57834776
sorry senpai, but living in sudan, shitposting on 4chan is probably the best your life will ever get
(unless you're filthy rich and posting from some mansion)

>>57834800
>muh physical size
Oh, so that's why americans need two seats on the airplane
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>>57834800
>I need to compensate for my small dick: the post
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>>57834800
The US are arguably a better nation for a white man to live in than Germany, but a country THIS large is bound to have some shit areas climatically and geographically, which are depopulated for a reason.
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>endless chances not to live
>born
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>germans will never get hard working mexican immigrants over radical muslim refugees
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>>57834807
Yes. Wie geht's bro?

>>57834845
;_;
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>>57834677
Out anti-immigrant party is frequently polled as being second or the largest political party in Sweden up from being the third largest last election. Unlike us you'll just continue to get Merkel'd until the few remains of Germany that hasn't already been thoroughly cucked by the Russians, Americans or Turks will become culturally enriched.
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>>57835105
I'm sorry man
Hope you make the best out of the shitty chance you've got
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>>57835406
Tons here have it much wors though, but its nice knowing that someone 5000km away cares at least :)
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>>57834845
>be German
>blitzkrieg France
>France surrenders
>try to move artillery back
>accidently backup into Soviet Union
>WWII
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>>57834486
>tfw you fail the US tourist entry test
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>born French
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>>57835893
>>57834486
>tfw they're denying euros but let canucks and people south of the border in freely
Why does God let this happen..
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>not born a squarehead pig fucker potato eater
well, not bad at all
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>>57834200
I know this feel, it's a good feel..
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toX5cEKg5I8&nohtml5=False
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbOCob23pw4&nohtml5=False
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQL_EQi3M3o&nohtml5=False
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>one chance at life
>born in german
>not white
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>>57835105
I'm good. I'd just like to say that I really appreciate your posts. They're extremely well-worded and meaningful. Keep goin famalam, hope you make it out of Sudan one day
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>>57837055
lol cuck
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To be fair most of the first world could be considered germanic.
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>>57834800
Large size is terrible though, it makes travel by anything but a plane a total nightmare. Density means all the relevant places are close enough by train for an afternoon trip
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>>57834033
believe me its not that great
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>>57834200
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>>57837223
>small dicked keyboard warrior detected
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>>57834200
WESTERN WORLD NUMERO UNO
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>>57834656
Don't you have to give up your citizenship if you divorce?
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>>57834033
>one chance at life
>born an ugly dual citizenship freak
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>>57834033
Yeah, look at all those Germans who get raped by Arab. That could have been you! Fucking Germans have all the fun.
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>>57837055
Came back to check and found your post. Screencapped for posterity and good feels. Really appreciate it mein bruder.

Have a good night.

>>57837223
The only cuck to this 'cuckold mentality' here is you, seeing how a post between two individuals with absolutely no relevance to the phenomenon, generated that automatic response from you.

Enjoy telling your son how you weren't a 'cuck' on 4chan during your 20s.
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>one chance at life
>born in the comfiest country in the world
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>>57834033
shut the fuck up you fucking traitor cunt. why the fuck would you want to be german for? they're a bunch of beta cuckboys who started and lost both world wars and opened their countries legs for millions of arab cocks. fuck germans and fuck you for wanting to be german.
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>One chance at life
>Spend it whining why you couldn't be born someone else

CANT MAKE THIS KEKOLDRY UP!
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>>57840552
Noodle nigger go
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>>57838349
Nein danke

ring any bells?
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>one chance at life
>born male
kill me
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>one chance at life
>not born in Switzerland
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>one chance at life
>born Greek
FeelsGoodMan
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>>57841927
Pay denbts.
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>>57840552
>hot country
>comfy
no
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>>57841970
Prep the bull
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>>57834033

damn
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>>57834958
so deep man
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>>57841751
IKTF
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>born mexican
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>>57834800
I thought you're bigger..
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