How can I immigrate to Japan? Any Japan femanons want to marry me and help me get a VISA? Does it even work like that?
I'm currently in uni but really want to drop out, move, and be happy with minimum wage lifestyle.
>>60468952
Marry a Japanese man.
Learn Japanese, get a stable job, and pass like 80 exams.
>>60468969
I'm a straight guy so I'd like to marry a woman if possible. Do they mail order husbands? Are there places or sites dedicated to that sort of thing?
Also what do you mean by exams?
Become engrish teacher OP
Why is public transit so popular in Europe?
>poverty
>collectivest nature
>lack of highway infacstructure due to old towns and roads
>relatively small countries and compact urban areas
Why would anyone want to stand for hours at a bus stop when they can drive to their destination?
>>60468916
Because it's cheaper and faster than cars, if you live in the city.
popo
pepe
>>60468903
Impressive
stupid poland
1. Cunt
2. Do you hate Europeans?
1. Scotland, United Kingdom
2. Yes
>unironically being from Cuckland
>>60468985
Rochdale.
1. rude
2. only the cuck ones (France, Sweden, UK and Germany)
How many hijabi gfs have you had?
0
I dont live in a diverse country
>>60468820
too many to count by now, I literally fucked one on friday of last week, came all over her Hijab and then she went home with it covered in Kuffar semen
>>60468820
isn't it like illegal for a non-Muslim to date a Muslim girl
isn't it illegal for Muslims to date, full stop?
>she has a bigger penis then me
>>60468549
LE BEWBS XDXDXDXDXDXD
>>60468549
there is none.
perfect penis
What's her name?
>>60468549
>another one
Nigga, you're asking to get b&.
>miles
>feet
>fair-in-height
>quarts
*pukes*
>Thailand
*pukes*
>>60468523
>fair-in-height
had to google this desu
>>60468523
I never understood why the Brits use BOTH systems interchangeable
"Drove 50 kilometres to the Doctor only to find out I weight 60 stone"
Is dueling with pistols between fathers and their little daughters still a thing in your country?
Usa
Yep
http://www.9news.com/mb/news/crime/father-challenges-daughter-to-duel-after-argument/233294294
Duels should still be 100% legal.
Prove me wrong.
>>60468506
BASED
We still have firing squads and ranchers fighting off the feds on horse back.
Why is the west still uncivilized?
Are writers intellectual?
I don't consider them as intellectual.
>>60468403
Video games are the only actively anti-intellectual medium.
i dont consider artists, writers, philosophers etc intellectuals
>blah blah blah
>it's because I said so!!
if your work is objectively useless, and does not have any objective, measurable standards, its just useless bullshit
actual intellectuals: doctors, engineers, scientists, hell even electricians and various technicians, at least these guys actually help/do
>>60468403
Interesting. What's your opinion of Camus, Foucault and Satre? They're your exports and the current ideological punching bags on /pol/ so they must be doing something of the sort
This isn't racial themed b8, but an actual question.
How do Indians on the internet feel reading dozens upon dozens comments everyday calling them short, skinny. pencil-dicked etc etc
Why even bother coming back to 4chan if that's what the average Euro thinks of you?
Really I wouldn't.
>>60468288
It's just banter m8.
>>60468288
>pencil-dicked
Is this stereotype actually true? I nearly had sex with an Indian guy once and his dick was also very skinny
>>60468319
Nah m8. I can tell the difference between banter and when people are legitimately trying to put people down.
I'm not a retard. I got a 93 ATAR you fat cunt.
So Jimbo, I hear ya've been learnin' about the so-called Irish Famine in that Catholic-controlled school of yers. Well it sure is funny; you'd think if 2 million people really did die of hunger after the 'tater crop failed due to a fungus, there'd still be traces of it in old fields all over Ireland, but wouldn't ya know, people have never found any! And about that 2 gorillion (begorrah, that number gets bigger every time!), well see, the non-Catholic population records show only about 15,000 dead during that time period, and mainly of alcohol poisoning. And one more thing your kinky red-haired teacher doesn't want you to think too hard about; y'know those pictures of "Famine" survivors migrating to America to found anarchism and proto-Communism, they sure do look well-fed for people who'd nearly starved to death!
It sure is funny, y'know Jimbo?
first for anime
based hughposting
Read that all it in his voice.
Shit was cash.
hold me int/
http://www.argentinaindependent.com/currentaffairs/latest-news/newsfromlatinamerica/chile-bans-kinder-suprise-and-happy-meals-to-combat-child-obesity/
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>>60468169
HAHAHAHAH
If we can't have it, no one can
>tfw I will never be a cute japanese girl and live a life of cuteness
why even live
being born a white american male is true hell
its like winning a lottery with a prize pool of 10 dollars
>>60468016
>tfw I will never be a cute japanese girl and live a life of cuteness
life is suffering
kill yourself
am i the only person who's satisfied with himself on this entire board ?
>>60468035
being meguca is suffering
How did my dad manage to have girlfriends and get a wife if he had such a small penis and why did he pass it onto me.
>>60467974
keep your thoughts to a single thread please
>>60466475
>>60468000
you don't control me or my thread making ability bitch.
>>60467974
Do you know that your dad has a small dick or are you just assuming because yours is small?
What did he mean by this?
niggas is dumb
>>60467949
he legit talks like a downie
>>60467949
Got a link to that tweet?
The grammar is really off, it's a little unusual.
