rekt
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/harrow-school-boy-died-from-single-punch-after-telling-club-promoter-youll-work-for-me-one-day-a6991941.html
>>58170918
>Archie Lloyd, 18, was celebrating the end of his A-Levels in Malia when he became involved in an altercation and was struck by Sebastian Trabucatti
sissy brit boys trying to banter meds
talk shit get hit
he also looked like arogant douchebag
Risk thread world map edition, join the game fags
>>58170854
>Philippines
>Red
>Asian Federation
>Matahari
>>58170854
>no cities
Lots of other better maps
>>58171663
>cities
>good
>preset
>good
you can take your plebeian taste with you as you leave, thanks
HONK
>Canadian """""""""Airforce""""""""""
HONK
why don't non-Americans celebrate 4/20?
Because it's for degenerates
Okay what are you playing at this time?
>>58170494
nice argument bro
>tfw you feel like you need a shower every time you do a poo and feel paranoid of smelling bad
I wish Austria had bidets desu
i know that feeling tbqh
>>58170227
Just use flushable wet wipes.
>>58170315
I'm scared everyone will judge me for using baby wipes
http://livestream.com/chess24/events/5189254
Games of today:
Topalov vs Carlsen
Li Chao vs Kramnik
Giri vs Vachier-Lagrave
Grandelius vs Aronian
Eljanov vs Harikrishna
Invited: Norway, Russia, the Netherlands, France, Armenia, Ukraine, India, China, Bulgaria and Sweden.
Not invited: USA
>>58170191
Our player looks more autistic
You're doomed /norwaychess/ !
>>58170457
He's not autistic, and neither is Carlsen. Even so, autism has nothing to do with success in chess.
What is the worst region of your cunt?
Holland is the worst region of the Netherlands
shouldn't you be looking after your cows
Probably Northern Ireland
>>58170040
holland and netherlands mean the same thing dumb stoner dutchie lmao
All white men must die
Apparently by being 1/4th Jewish I am no longer white according to storm front :^)
So I will survive :)
>>58170026
t.genghis
But Finland you're white
show me your powerlevel sempaitachi
anime
I hate all this retard Japan shit
r8 my flag
Would you fuck this ass for $ 1000?
>>58169692
I'd fuck it for free no homo tbqh
no I already have a bf.
Nah I'm not gay
LeGaLiZe_iT_eDiTiOn
In this thread we practise languages, rate others' attempts, have good-hearted banter, international chat, rip mad bowls, sing songs and play instruments, and basically anything else you wanna waste Vocaroo's bandwidth on.
>Obligatory English text to start, but please post other languages, and more difficult English texts, because that's the only way these threads get interesting!
"What the bong did you just fucking say about me, you little stoner? I'll have you know I smoked the most ganja in my class at Washington State University, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the fridge when I get the munchies, and I have over 420 confirmed puffs. I am trained in lighting blunts in the rain and I'm the top stoner in the entire city of Seattle. You are nothing to me but just another joint. I will light you up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words bro. You think you can get away with selling that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dealers across the USA and your strain is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bro. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your crop. You're fucking baked, kid. I can smoke anywhere, anytime, and I can smoke blunts you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in one-hand smoking, but I have access to the entire hydroponic greenhouse of the Northwest and I will use it to its full extent to get high as a kite. I will spray bong water all over you and you will drown in it. I'm fucking blazed, officer."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UazaA71jCG
Daily reminder :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABS
>>58169681
Thanks bud.
Bumpin'
Thoughts?
all of these heat maps are always the same
the US is slightly behind the rest of the West, Asia is a close second, the southern european countries are surprisingly bad and the rest of the world is shit
>>58169235
At least Somalia is good at one thing
>>58169235
Meme, The US is worse than all Latin America.
swedish people of int...
i have a question
if you are homeless in sweden and you are foreigner... the country give you a house or a room?
i will be in sweden soon because my dad will kick me out of house because im neet, and i dont wanna sleep in the street
>>58169125
Come in France we have free housing for homeless people.
Join the military
>>58169263
And free food.
Are you voting in out out? Why?
>>58168832
Please don't leave us with the frenchies and germans
you'll chicken out
>voting
Today, Reporters without Borders released 2016 World Press Freedom Index.
Freedom of press declined almost everywhere
http://rsf.org/ranking
>>58168811
>almost all of the western world yellow
>sweden where they censor everything remotely politically incorrect: white
>germany where saying bad things about refugees can land you in jail: white
shit list
>>58168911
Wait so Americans aren't PRETENDING to be retarded?
>estonia
>white
BRAVO ESTONIA
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