Have italians ever eaten a real pizza? The crap they have in Italy looks horrible.
>italian """""""""pizza""""""""""
>>51115150
Fuck off yank you wouldn't know good pizza even if you shit it out of your mouth and ate it you fuckin burger queen
Fuck off you fat spic
>Be me,a portuguese guy in Norway
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice two nordic woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say ''Good morgen''
>They respond with: ''Good morgen''
>I sit next to them
>They ask where I come from
>I say ''Portugal''
>They say:''Cool''
>They ask me what I'm doing in Norway
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddenly 4 muslims appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the nordic ladies
>I say:''How about you stop harassing those ladies?''
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my cross necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask:''Where do you come from?''
>I say:I come from Portugal,the last bastion of christianity in europe,the most honorable and glorious country in europe,never conquered.
>They run away:
>Suddenly the ladies start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab them and bring them to my bed where we have sex.
>They get pregnant and have beautiful blonde blue eyed kids
>They say:''Thank you João,if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had muslim brown children,unfortunately norwegian man are keks and inferior to atlantic men...You come from a good country!
>I look at the sky and say:''Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada''
>>51115116
t. Alberto Barbosa
But seriously, close your eyes when dreaming.
>>I grab them and bring them to my bed where we have sex.
>>They get pregnant and have beautiful blonde blue eyed kids
Mixing Moors with Scandinavians doesn't equal blonde blue eyed children , Alberto.
>>51115347
my genes are recessive,don't worry
24 yo
1m84
73 kg
2100 euros per month
Girlfriend
Two whores that I fuck regularly for 70euros
My own appartement paid by my mom in Paris
PS4
Honda Civic
1 party every week
What else ?
>>51114817
>ps4
here is your problem
>>51114817
26
181
102kg
0€
no gf
virgin
no money for flat
Old computer with Windox XP from 2005
Old bike for women from my dead grandma
Going out one time every month
>>51114817
what else?
>not be french
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
>British """food"""
better than the shit you eat.
plus nobody even eats that or wants to, trust me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo
>American """"""""""food"""""""""
>>51114619
>American
>joking about food from other counties
If being tall makes you successfull, why is /int/ and generally all the autistic net full of lanks?
because they're trying to make up for the fact they're losers
>20
>lives with his mom
>unemployed
>no gf
"b-but... i'm 1.95cm g-guys!! haha f-fucking manlets!!"
Are there any studies on the average height of autistic people?
>>51114999
There's probably little to no correlation
What's your favorite African country, /int/?
>>51114019
Litva
Ukraine
Why do Lithuanians like basketball so much?
And why is their average IQ relatively low?
Can someone please summarise the Israel / Palestine conflict?
Who controls what? It's confusing.
Also why do righties defend Israel but lefties defend Palestine
here are my unbiased pros and cons for supporting each country
>Israel
+developed country
+good western influenced culture
-zionist conspiracy
-filthy rich jews
-technically illegal state
-keep killing people in palestine i guess (violence is bad)
>Palestine
+shawarma is good
-typical muslim durka durka no fun allowed zone
-terrorist groups everywhere
-
>>51113626
you can find shawerma in israel and almost any arab food including tunisian and Moroccan stuff yeah filthystine doesn't have any single pro
Jews got this land centuries and centuries and centuries ago
Arabs conquered that land and jews were expelled worldwide. They were later expelled also from other countries and became a race hated by everyone.
That land became completely arab for centuries and centuries and then the colonial era started
Jews, now very powerful, made a plan to get that land of ancient jews back and get a "revenge" to the arabs
Then arabs refused this and jews refused not creating Israel
War and shit happens til today
>>51113698
oh yeah true
>>51113742
religion is so stupid
what is your opinion of Poland, /int/?
worst shithole on the eurasian continent.
>>51113510
This is american strategy
USA przenosi Nową Zimną Wojnę bezpośrednio pod drzwi Rosji, czego bezpośrednim przykładem jest dążenie do utworzenia Międzymorza. Ostatnie wybory w Polsce umożliwiły proamerykańskiej partii rządzącej (PiS) formalne akceptowanie wszystkich propozycji autorstwa Jarosława Kaczyńskiego – „szarej eminencji” – dotyczących stworzenia silnej Neo-Rzeczpospolitej. Ten kluczowy podział Międzymorza na regionalne bloki NATO zdecydowanie umożliwi pogłębienie wielkiej strategii USA utrzymywania podzielonej Europy, w tym przypadku pomiędzy proamerykański Wschód i być może pragmatyczny wobec Rosji Zachód, co rozszerzyłoby kontrolę Waszyngtonu nad kontynentem w dającej się przewidzieć przyszłości.
Kontury Międzymorza odzwierciedlają historyczne granice między dawnym europejskimi imperiami, z jednym wyjątkiem Bałkanów Środkowych, będących całkowicie nową koncepcją włączającą najbardziej strategiczne pozostałości byłej Jugosławii.
Ogólnie oceniając procesy zachodzące aktualnie w Europie, widać wyraźnie, że tworzą się strategiczne bloki na bazie regionalnej, lecz w związku z napiętą atmosferą, którą tworzą (dotyczy to zwłaszcza prawdopodobnej agresji Międzymorza przeciw Bałkanom Środkowym) trwałość pokoju w Europie nigdy nie była bardziej niepewna.
>>51113592
worse than turkey?
Why is Poland so awesome?
>>51113352
I used to be germanboo, but after I read about Polish history I with all germans to be rape and suffer horrible death
now can you give me a free copy of Witcher 3
Nyihi
It really isn't, family.
Hey /int/,
I'm a non-Muslim guy living in a third-world shithole.
I'm 22 years old and it's my last year at university, I study Graphic Design and I'm quite interested in art, cinema, etc. I also had played in 2 bands, but then I became hopeless about music in this place in general and left playing the drums. I happen to be proficient in English and also in the process of learning German and Spanish.
I feel so fucking hopeless in this country. I've worked lots of irrelevant part-time jobs, have 4000 TL (1400 $/1300 euro) saved in 2 years and I wanna get out of this hellhole. The brooding economic collapse has made it harder to save money.
I can't pretend to be a Syrian immigrant as I'm white and 6'3", and don't know any Quran verses.
Please, give me some advice to get out of this hellhole.
>>51112971
beğenmiyosan...
şaka şaka siktirip gitmeye bak kardeş.
>>51112971
Shameless self bump.
>>51112971
>I study Graphic Design
the absolute madman
IT'S HAPPENING
Large operation in de centre of Brussels.
http://www.lesoir.be/1050642/article/actualite/regions/bruxelles/2015-11-22/menace-terroriste-une-operation-policiere-est-en-cours-dans-centre-bruxel
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/32616/Terreurdreiging-in-Belgie/article/detail/2532968/2015/11/22/Politie-bakent-veiligheidszone-af-rond-Zuidstraat.dhtml
https://twitter.com/Worldwidewebb1/status/668494735200395264/photo/1
tfw this operation takes place just next to my high school
>>51112915
That guy looks like he's 160 cm
>trying to look intimidating
When will they learn?
>>51112974
>When will they learn?
Tell them in front m8
>>51113060
It just looks a bit silly
Are these conscripted kids?
Would your city survive a global thermonuclear war?
>Los Angeles
>Definitely no
Toronto surviving is actually canon in Fallout. It's now named Ronto.
>>51112949
virtually everything survived in fallout in some capacity
>>51113003
Well we now Ronto is a city of some kind. Most places are probably uninhibited. China got obliterated for example and we can assume a lot of places in the America are uninhabitable.
What would you prefer to have in your city - a ghetto with gypsies or a ghetto with Arabs?
Spaniards > arabs > gypsies > germans
nyet
>>51112809
More Arabs for the lulz, because Turks hate them.
Ask anything to someone who drove from western Europe to Afghanistan and back.
>>51112704
Very cool.
Your Defender?
If so, has it been reliable? I'm choosing between a Landcruiser and a Defender for driving around Australia, still can't make my mind up. Would you recommend a Defender?
How was Syria, my terrorist friend?
>>51112704
How's that bombing going?
Most respected popular country in Asia now is a south korea.
And most disrespected and hated as a liar country who never face the reality of its own evilest war crime is japs.
This is now the common sense of the whole Asia and Scandinavia now.
In interpal all of Scandinavia girl especially Sweden and Germany girl love to be fucked by Korean handsome guy more than local shitty white or black.
This is also a reality too.
>>51112673
Because of Kpop culture wave hit the whole world and every young Europe and Asian people especially teen girl love Korean guy more than anythings.
I proud of Korea.
>>51112768
This
Nobody cares.
Just wanted to let you know.