1. Your cunt
2. Do you shoplift?
3. If so what do you shoplift?
I shoplift small things, like headphones and usb's, what about you guys?
>>51624974
fuck off nigger
>>51624993
I'm white :^)
I take small shit like candies or soda
Things that the store probably wouldn't make a big deal over
So of all the former empire/countries/kingdoms besides Great Britain, which ''WE WUZ KINGZ'' the most?
Chechens
America
Russia
WE WUZ CZARS AN SHIET
>That one Irish Russiaboo who spends all his free time praising Russia as if it were Eden incarnate.
>That one incredibly asshurt Panamanian who literally cannot stop shitposting about the US.
>That one Russian shill with a German proxy who always posts US/NATO/EU conspiracy threads in broken English every single day.
>>51624706
I hate that Slovenian goy who posts "Good night lovely people" every evening, because everyone like him.
underage /Pol/ish sperg with the long hair fetish. He is incapable of passing the Turing test.
chilean and argies are fucking bullies
>since he become our president /int/ threats us better
MACRI
A
C
R
I
shut the fuck up santi
One week. Only one week left and we'll finally be populism free.
Thank you based Mauricio.
>>51624688
good goy
Post shopping centre in your cunt
>>51624513
wow norwegian wood
Why is portugal so mad at us it's not our fault your ancestors were stupid and didn't found Australia you had 200 years to do it before the british empire so boo hoo fuck you faggots.
Anyway good unpoko came out today
>Auslardian """""""""banter"""""""""" in 2011+4
how the mighty have fallen
>DUDE A LEAF LMAO
>Americans shower with shoes on
*shakes hand firmly*
>/int/ users shitpost with shoes on
>Ireland requires permission from the UK before posting
I don't wanna sound rude, but why is South America such a shithole?
You guys have a whole continent with similar culture and language, why can't you unite and become a world power?
setting up the bait
>>51623969
>similar culture and language
yeah not really
If your country were huge like China,
what would your country do?
・Your territory is bigger than Brazil.
・Your country has 1.3 billion people.
・Your GDP is the second largest in the world.
first for /lit/
WORLD DOMINATION
I would sit at home, play chess all day, shitpost with my friends on a Chinese imageboard and be an edgelord.
Am I gay if I would?
You're gay in any case
>Spic with a dick
no thanks
>5'9
is a sex change the logical choice all manlets should make?
How can a Minnesotan get a Californian gf?
move to california?
>>51623736
That would be a good start
>>51623736
>>51623790
I'm visiting soon, what then? Any Californians here?
it's a mother and two of her sons
the mom looks indian but one of the sons looks black and the other looks latino?
what do you think is their race/ethnicity?
>>51623422
The just fuck my shit up ethnicity.
>>51623422
Trinidad and Tobago
>>51623422
It also doesn't help that her entire face was cropped in.
This is how the future European will look like in 1000 years
Reminder that 1200 years ago ALL of Spain was under control of the islam and millions of arabs and northern africans emigrate there
The racemixing will make every single european look like the best people in Europe the spaniards
>>51623409
I've heard many people say that Spanish men in particular were remarkably good-looking. Kinda weird that the women wouldn't be. Or maybe my friends are just gay.
>>51623484
Spanish women will literally DIE for white dick. They love it so much.
What a nightmare
has american imperialism washed your brain enough that you can draw a semi-accurate map?
>>51623347
I'm curious, how does it feel knowing that the music you listen to, the clothes you wear, the movies you watch, and so much more, have been completely subsumed to American culture?
>>51623791
that's a feeling i'm not feeling since I don't watch capeshit, listen to buttrock or wear fuccboi apparel
>tfw eating a potatoe omelette while listening to norwegian black metal while wearing a canadian band t-shirt in a room with a Tarkovsky poster
yep
>be American
>study at Hamburger University
>be German
>study at Hamburg University
fuck off nigger leftish poop stain
I graduated Hamburger University and got a degree in French Fries and put hours of effort into it so suck my dick
![Hamburg-University[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2kMwmfW.jpg "Hamburg-University[1]")
