>Be Portuguese
>Don't get shot
>Get measles
>Die
>>51632446
>be Portuguese
>leave country
wtf canada, i thought you had besthealthcare
>>51632446
>make fun of people who think that vaccines cause autism
>see map
>look at /int/
>realize they were right all along
>"English" Monarchy
canadian """"""people""""""
maple """"""""""""syrup"""""""""""
>>51632489
>>51632507
>Ameri"can"s
You are at the club and this guy suddenly slaps your jet fighter's ass
what do you do?
This guy has NATO friends
take the ring off his finger and run away
>>51632363
>leave on my own
>go home
>cry
> want to die
keep bombing t*rkmen terrorists in syria
>-1°C
>cockroach and faggot
>5 degrees for the past two weeks
>no end in sight
Love it, it's perfect weather.
>>51632343
>10°C
>British cuisine
>Belgian cuisine
>>51634243
nice
>your country
>your height
>how your height is perceived in your country
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
6'0 (183cm)
I'm seen as average. Literally no advantage or disadvantage due to my height.
>184cm
I am literally manlet tier here
5'10. Shorter side of average. Feel tall around Mexicans though.
>there are people on /int/ RIGHT NOW who speak only one language
Probably people from the English speaking countries
>>51632206
like you
>>51632232
Qué?
Why does this happen?
>be american
>get shot
>make fun of britbongs while bleeding out
>>51631991
Statistically if you're a white American you wont' be shot any more than some European countries and will go to the best schools, have the highest standard of living and score higher on the PISA than your African American and Latino countryman.
t.Riley
P.S: Lower than Mississippi
>>51631968
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
Miss me yet?
>gassing the flavor of the month kurds
Nah he's an autocrat who should have been hanged
Miss me yet?
>>51631920
I miss his 7-hour-long speeches at the UN
Stalin did nothing wrong
>>51631529
neo bolshit go back to /leftypol/
>>51631529
Communist here. (inb4 everything)
Stalin did a heap of things wrong. that doesn't mean that everything he did was wrong... just 85% of it.
>>51631559
go back to /pol/, or better yet follow your leader Hitler
>>51631615
Good job falling for Nazi and American propaganda
What books are you goys reading right now?
Me? Pic related.
De bello gallico
One Hundred Days by Admiral Sandy Woodward
It's bout the Falklands bruh
And next I'm going to read Sea Harrier over the Falklands by 'Sharky' Ward.
It's also bout the Falklands bruh
>tfw you will never be a highly valued and attractive indian man with symbolic tattoos
>>51631360
He's a big guy
>tfw not Canadian
I'm serious. I wish I was Canadian.
>>51631411
For what purpose
>American Father
>Chinese Mother
This is what happens when you race mix with an Asian, I don't see the problem.... do you?
>inb4 elliott rodgers
She just looks like an asian
>>51631329
Why is she so brown? Did the beta white boy marry a cantonigger?
>>51631329
Palestinian + Dutch.
I think all of Asia needs to be culturally enriched.
Which other outstanding persons from Portugal do you know?
Alberto Barbosa
Alberto Barbosa
Alberto Barbosa
Why are Euros so insecure when it comes to dealing with Americans? They're like a bunch of passive aggressive sorority girls tbqh. It's always the European way or it's wrong with them.
Imagine if you had a successful younger brother who was better than you in almost every single way except in a few artificial aspects.
We are that younger brother to Europe
>>51630907
>Implying Europe would consider us as brotherly and not as bastards
>>51630941
True its like we had different dads and the same mom, and there dad was the guy who got Kucked
