your country
whats the cringest thing youve ever done?
1. leaf
2. told a girl on monday before she left "I hope you get cancer!". Came in today and made fun of some bald landwhale who is going through chemo. The qt pulled me aside and asked me nicely not to make fun of it because she has cancer....and then started crying.
Think Im gonna quit my job, cant handle being looked at like satan.
WTF OP
>>53554063
idk everyone knows me as "that guy who makes the autistic morbid jokes" so I go along with it, this one came out bad though
>>53554021
>>53554173
WHAT THE FUCK BRO
THAT IS NOT OKAY
Are you studying any languages, /int/?
What do you speak already?
What are you interested in?
Too many Americans awake for a /lang/ thread?
>>53554356
More like too many Euro's sleeping. It will be sunrise in a few hours over there.
>>53554387
Hmm, alright. Well I will just wait to bampu until then.
I'll start
>travel
>people assume I'm american
>get pissed
I've been shot before
>>53553278
story?
I'm poor, dumb, hairy and ugly
why japan so obsessed in bullying korea?
Why am I turned on by this?
>>53553003
You korean bully us
whoa I want to fuck a korean girl now
Who is Korea's friend?
>>53552923
America? I'm pretty sure.
>>53552948
I think America can't eat the dog with Worst Korea, like China.
>>53552923
? why you ask like ?
of course america. no question
Nuke us please.
>>53552634
Taharrush gamea when?
>>53552634
you are doing what's right though, which is knowing exactly who you are letting inside your country
that's where Europe failed
>>53552722
Never because we only let in families.
>>53552737
That's why Trudeau is such a great PM
Of the 3.6 million adults who got married in 2013, 58% of Native Americans, 28% of Asians, 19% of blacks and 7% of whites have a spouse whose race was different from their own
Indians continuing to get cucked into oblivion
they are the original Cuckold: The Race
>>53552504
They also breed less than everyone else. It's really sad.
>>53552487
>7% of whites
Not bad. Although this means Asians are marrying people who aren't white which I don't understand.
>be in Japanese airport
>use toilet
>seat heated
>ass is spotless
>get to Chicago
>use toilet
>have to wipe 5 times
Why isn't this standard in all first world countries? Its literally barbaric to use dry paper. You wouldn't wipe of dog shit off your arm with dry paper.
>>seat heated
NOPE
that reminds me of when I pooped at school when I was a kid
when you got that feeling you just knew some kid had been seated there MINUTES ago
>go to India
>no toilets, only streets
>>53551961
>5 times
I have to wipe countless times before it's clean.
Daisy edition
cara
yeri
me irl
Yuropoors will never try glorious Hershey
>>53551188
tried it a few times. It's quite poor quality chocolate and eating it gives you a leaky bumhole
This guy's eaten a lot of hershey bars
>>53551188
Americunts will NEVER try kinder eggs.
Are there any non-American Christians on int? No memes plz, I wanna see a general demographic of the religiosity of /int/
>>53550798
Yes
>>53550798
We're always here
>>53550798
>American
>Christians
Pick exactly one
THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF WAY OUT OF HERE
>>53550508
SAID THE JOKER TO THE THIEF
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
THERES TOO MUCH CONFUSION
i just got bitten by a fucking spider in bed
fuck it hurts
i can't even find the piece of shit what the fuck
Rest in peace, m8
common occurrence, no problem
nigger get off the anime forum and go to the hospital. you're going to die.
alcoholism edition
hello i am humorous teller of story from estonia
*vigorous applause*
1st for /balt/
Good start, chaps.
ITT: Former presidents who did nothing wrong.
Pic related.
atheism thread, hide and ignore
jaaaaaaajajaj el chileno quiere complacer a sus amigos anonimos de occidente
>presidents
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