I TRIED SO HARD
NEVER MADE IT AS A WISEMAN
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Rupert Humphreys
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by 27 other countries. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be an independent country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined £350 million a week being transported to Brussels and it grew yet more. I imagined unelected EU bureaucrats deciding British fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Rupert Humphreys. I am British-European; I am a cuckold.
Don't forget: you're here forever.
Why is Spain so fucked? How do we fix it?
>>61176327
There are other countries way more fucked than us desu.
>>61176327
it needs more norwegians
>>61176327
Should Portugal annex Spain or should Spain annex Portugal?
France will send refugees to UK
This means UK will be Arab country not European country?
>>61176046
Huh?
I do not get your causal relationships there.
The refugees in Calais have little to do with UK leaving or staying.
I want a Brexit
I want UK to leave
>>61176046
>UK will be Arab country
Implying they aren't yet?
Discuss
>>61175745
American women are the best
Why do British posters love us lately?
real american women
What's going to happen tonight?
Nothing or everything.
remain is going to win
dubs confirms it
They are going to vote to stay, the right wing never ever wins anymore.
>France couldn't beat the limey Brits
>France couldn't beat beaner Mexicans
>France couldn't beat dink Vietnamese
Goddamn Frenchies, why do you suck so much
HAAHA FRENCH SURRENDER MONKEY MEME
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>America couldn't win its independence without France
I think the real question is why does America suck so much? Also fuck the French.
>>61175317
>ignores napoleon
>be German
>get shot
HAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
You're like us now Germany except
>refugees
>being glad at calamities
>>61175202
>mass shooting
>breaks out
>new york post
Why is american media so retarded?
There was no shooting, just one guy who took hostages and the police took him out, he's the only casualty as far as we know for now.
8
>>61175021
Mahmud II
He doesnt seem to have severe brain tumor
MEHMED MY SON
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
fuck it, bring back Ertugrul
How do we make Germany great again?
>>61174920
It never was.
>>61174920
Exit the EU
Bruts blew it again
Pr*ssia memes are coming..
It exists an Austrian city called Fucking.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugging
I've been there several times and know all about Fucking.
Ask me anything about Fucking.
>tfw no American sugar mommy
>>61174556
you sure you can handle a woman making all your decisions for you?
>>61174602
this lol
i want a 1960 american suburban wife
>>61174602
>tfw you are Generation Maybe
I have a decision making disorder so that's good.
If Russians are so desperate to get out of Russia. why don't they flee to Alaska?
yeah just swim through the most guarded border in the world through the Arctic
>>61174445
You understand that pretty much nobody lives on our side of the Bering Straight, right? There is nothing but military bases there
>>61174574
>guarded border
>There are cute French girls on this board RIGHT NOW
>tfw girly and cute
>>61174312
>implying
>>61174346
proofs?
ITT: We act as Canadian as possible
Well world without feminism is not very bad if it comparable to a broblem that can be fixed by one phone call and waiting for two to three work days. I wish achieving a world without feminism was as easy.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
he looks like dante on dmc and that brit devs
Why are the Irish so good people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHPcg8MeWUQ
It's all about good craic
Irish are dumb cunts. You should never, ever consider them human.
Even a dog is more human than an Irishman
