Can your police handle the banter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mmwcpi0Dzk
>>52969324
Americans are dumb
>>52969324
to be fair that guy is brown, so in the US we have to suspect he might have a bomb or be in a mexican cartel
look mang americans don't banter okay
Any german can tell me if Germany has a online "library" for people documents. My father and my uncle were doing a hard research of our descendants and they stopped because they must prove an old relative has a different name registered. We are trying to get german citizenship for a good years.
It's 3:37 AM in Germany
Try posting this later
MUH HERITAGE
>>52969181
> MUH HERITAGE!
I want you to make this a good thread. Thanks.
*farts*
>>52968700
Maybe if that guy had gotten some quality (You)'s he'd still be with us.
So have one on me, kid.
>there is somebody on this board who will die this year
I love you anon, thanks for being here with us all this time
>tfw it will be the next poster
I hope it's me.
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIIIEEET
best girl edition
last : >>52928714
1st for Tsarigrad in Orthodox hands
>I wish you anon a Happy New Year.
>tfw no Mexican gf
Hey /int/, guess what I just got today?
Pussy...
oh wait
A FUCKING LEAF
Is there a bag of milk in that?
How can rest of the Europe even compete?
>>52968295
it's true that turkey fits the red category but it's not apart of europe
please remove it from the map
>France
>Italy
>Spain
haw is that anything in the words in red describe them?
I don't get it
How was your childhood anons? Share some stories from those days.
Here is mine, I still feel bad for doing it;
>10th grade
>there is a cute, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>has very few friends due to her condition
>she's a fantastic artist
>my friends and I decided to prank her for shits and giggles.
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately.
>we start to hang out outside of school.
>she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.
>I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifteen or so amazing art pieces to pass).
>during the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom
>retrieve the big ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.
>leave
>the next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art.
>I said "I made them look like you."
>all my friends laugh heartily
>she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day
It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There is no way she made it up in time.
>>52967819
>be me
>work on a class project
>have to recreate a scene from Harry Potter
>decide to choose that scene where the cat got crucified
>neighbour's cat walks to my door
>belongs to a eleven years old with handicap
>kill the cat
>crucifie it
>neigbours worried about their cat
>kid get into depression and kill himself
>family move somewhere else
The end
Well...
I was born in 1994 being the first son of a 37 woman. I couldn't play with my neighbors so I grew up watching too much tv, drawing and playing video-games.
History? Nothing special, Just the times when my father beat in my mum and me.
>>52968094
whatever
Why nobody use this kind of meme anymore ? this is "too facebook" for 4chan now ?
oui
pretty much
>my fucking son finally died
thank god, i hated that son of a bitch
lmao
hope my father dies in 2016
>>52967252
omg what a bitch u r.
You edgy fucks have no clue what youre wishing for. Fuck you.
ulster sc*t hate thread
>worst accent of all time
>obsessed with being british because no real identity
>paki tier immigrants who hate and attack the natives
>have a lower IQ than their bowler hats
>obsessed with battles that happened in the 1600s and parading through catholic neighbourhoods
literally paki tier
>Ireland will never be unified in your lifetime
>>52966860
>what is the GFA
ulster sc*ts will be a minority in every county by the end of the century
Ulster Scots are the retards in appalachia that fuck their sisters and aunts while doing meth and complaining about the gubmint keeping them down
they are like white black people
Is Finland the only European country where the top music charts actually have a decent amount of domestic singers?
Yes and it's absolute shit
>>52966797
At least it's our shit. I guess.
> finland
> european
Would you take a job as an elementary school teacher in your country if offered to you?
>>52966258
No.
>pay sucks
>not viewed as a prestigious job at all
>have to babysit fucking monster kids
>have to deal with shitty parents
>have to deal with absurd education rules and bureaucracy
>if you're male and you touch a kid at all, you're forever a violent and deviant rapist
>>52966360
literally this
Absolutely not.
It's a pretty damn noble job, and I highly respect good teachers, but i'd never do it myself.
Which countries will never be comfy?
any country with muslims
>>52966233
Every country?
>tfw not comfy right now
i would give everything to live in a small winter town in europe with a nordic qt
is quebec the best region on earth to be born in?
it's in canada, so it has comfortable weather
it's main language is french but quebecois have lots of contact with english speaking people so most of them must be bilingual, hence more cultured
it's first world and white
please respond
>>52965613
yes
Quebecers are loud filthy and unfriendly
