>be american
>die
be aussie, live forever
I'm getting checked for diabeetus tomorrow.
>be australian
>shitpost
>go over data cap
Was it worth it?
Tsino balik tsina edition
asshole chinoy cut in front of me when I was waiting in line
why are chinks so rude?
pertamax
>>52300916
Is this real?
Pertamax gan
sorry indon gan
What are you listening right now /int/? let me r8 you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FeZYagK4BQ
https://youtu.be/jCWWYXdDQ3Q
>>52300982
Not my style, but must be very nice alongside a magic shroom sandwich.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-awWHKaAgzg
>wanted to learn german
>they're 50% refugees now and doomed to gradual extinction
why would you want to learn one of the worst languages in use today?
you're an idiot
>wanted to learn australian
>they're 50% chinese now and doomed to gradual extinction
Dear fellow Brits, in a few months I am returning to London and am going to present my qt.pie with this letter. I hope that it captures the spirit of our land. I want my qt.pie to like it and to love England. I have never spoken to her before but plan on leaving this on her desk and dashing off in an ironic sort of way. I hope a girl would enjoy that!!!! Any help would be vastly appreciated. Thanks!!
>>52300687
Make sure she can catch a glimpse of you while dashing off so you can give her a quick tip of your fedora and a swish of your cape
>>52300687
please do not buy a return flight
>>52300748
>>52300785
What's the problem? What would you guys do differently? I am merely trying to present myself as a gentleman who can be fun and cute to be around. All advice is accepted but NO TROLLING OR SHITEPOSTING!!! I do not take kindly to it.
>his country isn't part of the group of 7
i lmao @ your life
>his country is Canada
leling @ you
>>52300636
>Canadian economy is as fragile as their banter
>>52300671
>not part of NATO
>not part of G7
haha better luck next time bro
>tfw I stink like shit
Shower maybe?
ha just took a shower a few hours a go because i have to hand make some wonton
>>52300393
your mum golden showered me last night lmao
My wife's son Nathan is such a little shit
>tell him to get off ps3 because school tomorrow
>ignores me and keeps playing
Well then looks like we aren't going to Sovereign Hill for Christmas anymore you little cunt
>>52300297
mommy i posted it again.
My wife's son is a terrible meme.
What about my wife's husband ?
>>52300297
My wife boyfriend's name is Nathan and is a tad bit of a cunt too
Why are people with the name Nathan such cunts?
>Canadian culture
>American homicide rates
>>52300200
what are you doing in the closet, amerbro?
>>52300803
>German genocide rates
ask a black man living in iceland anything
>>52300164
Is the land literally covered in ice or are they just calling it Iceland because it's cold or something?
Have you no shame?
>>52300209
its not covered in ice, it gets pretty chilly but its not as cold as minnesota imo..
>not living in the southern hemisphere
>>52300126
what did he mean by this
>>52300126
>living in the water hemisphere
>Northeners will never feel year's end nostalgia during summer
What a great feel
>"I am the State"
What did he mean by this?
He is the state
>>52300055
look at this swagged out cunt
mirin' that sword hilt and scabbard
Something about being the state I think
how come anglos have such majority of Sperglords? seriously every time its either American or Brit
>>52299962
also post more autism
i wonder hows Chris doing
>>52299962
Why does he have bread sticking out his jacket?
Also Anthem is a pretty shit book. The word I and me isn't that amazing.
ITT post desserts invented by your country
>>52299888
Would you really eat that though
only green countries may post in this thread
>>52299605
>norway
>not red
shit map 2bh f*m
>>52299605
hey guys im green :)
get you shit together portugal
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