>tfw No Jewish gf
That's it lads. Im heading to Israel to get a cute one
>tfw no hasidic jew bf
>>59537272
>TFW I left Israel when I had all these cuties all around me and I could've been happy with my jewess gf
FUCK
>>59537300
you can still have my bp
What is the "my great great-grandmother is a fullblooded Cherokee princess" equivalent of your country?
I'm 1/64th cherokee.
1/128th aborigine pls gib subsidies and benefits
my great great-grandmother was a full-blooded Algonquin princess
>you will never be american
>you will never be able to try all the food exclusive to the USA, which is taken for granted by all Americans
>you will never be able to experience USA high schools, or even middle schools or elementary
>you will never be able to do the pledge of allegiance every morning to start your school day with pride
>you will never be able to go to the shooting range with dad as he teaches you your right to bear arms and how to hunt and protect yourself
>you will never be able to have an American accent
>you will never be able to vote for an american presidential candidate
>you will never be able to take planes just to go to another part of your country
>you will never be able to get a tattoo of the USA
>you will never be able to use hulu
>>59536808
but I am
>>59536808
>never be able to use hulu
Is there no bongoland version?
I like this post, it's subtle enough that Americans won't notice it's satire.
>the counties in the United States of America that ban the sale of alcoholic beverages
>some states ban the sale of alcohol by default (what the fuck) and counties have to pass local laws to allow it
Whenever I heard an American say "dry county", I thought it was just some bumfuck county that didn't allow the sale of alcohol on Sunday (which is bad enough). But it turns out, the sale of alcohol is completely banned in many counties. In some of them, it's even illegal to transport alcohol.
Please tell me this is all bullshit. Please. Just fucking tell me I'm wrong.
>>59536806
Cook County Illinois doesn't sell liquor licenses to bars anymore because there are so many of them and the city is a shitshow as is on St. Patties Day.
i lived in 3 of those yellow counties and im not even sure what thats supposed to mean
That's the way it should be everywhere. Alcohol is a plague. It brings no benefit to society, just nothing but enormous problems.
Anyone here able to speak french?
I am trying to accurately translate this statement:
"Our nation is defined by the people, hold standard"
>inb4 google translate
It is fucking shit.
وتعرف أمتنا من قبل الشعب ، ومعيار الذهب
>>59536881
nice
>>59536738
French being a much more poetic language than English, I would translate it like this:
Notre nation se reflète dans son peuple, soyons exemplaires.
If you were to translate is litteraly (like google translate does) it sounds flat
i like canada
do you like canada?
>>59536261
DUDE
VELA
>>59536285
WEED
http://www.pictriev.com/
what celeb do you look like, /int/?
according to that site i look like a girl
:(
>>59536080
I uploaded a picture of Natalie Portman and it said that particular picture has 49% similarity to Natalie Portman
Come and join the voice chat fags. Practice your shitty english and share some bantz with the family.
https://discord.gg/0vNQLZbjqHEM0M6Y
Based Canada!
NYC nigga in the call
rui is a tranny
Singles = you are part of the ethnic majority
Dubs = you are part of their second largest ethnic population
Trips = you are part of their third largest ethnic population
Quads = you are part of the ethnic majority, but are born into a rich/royal family
Good luck
Don't get shot
Don't touch the sheep
You've been elected leader of your home country, and now you must lead your country on wards.
Post your political party, policies, and what you plan to do as leader of your country.
green
banning the drilling and uses of fossil fuel
weaning global dependence on grave-robbing materials
usher in a new age of economic independence
Establish fascist dictatorship.
Run economy in the ground, whilst living a lacish lifestyle.
Invade Sweden.
:^)
make the only official language irish. make irish language proficiency a requirement for any government position, from postman to president. start up conscription (2 years for every man)
deport immigrants
fix our healthcare system
make brehon law the law of the land
subtly push pro-pagan propaganda (propaganpropaganda :DDDD)
leave EU
build a wall around dublin and make the knackers pay for it
bring back the high king and the clan system
Canacucks, and most posters
Would you mind if Canada joined the USA?
>>59535213
Yes-yes. Let us in burger. Wise decision.
>>59535213
>State of Ontario
Sounds cash, I'd be more than happy to join the US.
>1A
>2A
My dick can only get so hard.
Just don't let Canucks vote for some time, or you're going to get about 15-20 million more democrat votes on your hands.
But do this all only if you elect Trump, because otherwise I'd rather not.
>>59535213
i welcome them with free mcdicks
Do you love Asian girls ? edition
>>59534900
Asian women are INFERIOR to white women.
Girls are an awkward necessity
>>59534900
they're cool but my female white friend hates my Japanese gf for being asian
Why do Slavs drink so much?
Depressive lifestyle
>>59534858
Why not make it better? why the self loathing?
>>59534835
There's nothing to do here but drink and be sad
and then die
but we'll all die anyway...
Fio antigo: >>59530210
Edição Império Luso-Brasileiro
retardados
Segundo pelo Partido Nacional Corinthiano
CURITCHÁ
>>59534713
Eu na direita.
which are the bad guys and the good guys of your continent?
All three are good guys.
If you're including central America, then just paint that part grey.
>>59534511
mexico is bad guy
>>59534437
canada is really bad guy
