Would I pass as a meal in your country?
>no greens
Only for niggers.
*eats you*
:3
>tfw I've eaten at that place
>americans will just buy nice carpet and then put it on their floor
>then they wear shoes in a house and with mud and walk on the carpet
why?
>>57531082
because carpets don't belong on the wall
Where do you put a carpet except the floor? The way you phrased that implies there are other uses for carpets.
>>57531082
do any americans actually do this?
i dont know any
>Europeans needed to get babied by the USA after ww2
>>57530942
Fuck you green tree
>MULTIPLE LEAVES
>>57530942
>a leaf wasn't enough
please go ahead
post your state/province and comment on other people's provinces.
>>57530744
What is this?
>>57530918
I want to go to France so fucking bad. See Versailles, the Loire Valley. Its been my dream for a long time.
But I'm poor :'(
>>57530918
poor texas
http://globalnews.ca/news/2621875/reality-check-should-canada-adopt-turks-and-caicos-as-its-11th-province/?sf23861057=1
anschluss? more like canschluss, am I right lads?
>It was an idea proposed by an NDP MP more than 40 years ago and could be revisited at the party’s national convention in Edmonton this weekend: the adoption of the islands of Turks and Caicos as Canada’s 11th province.
>The NDP released its wide-ranging resolution list Tuesday ahead of the convention, and resolution 1-92-16 states that an NDP federal government should develop the islands into an “affordable tourism industry for all Canadians.”
>“New Democrats Believe in: Engaging with the peoples and government of Turks and Caicos Islands, and the British government to have the Turks and Caicos Islands become Canada’s 11th Province,” reads resolution.
They want to be Canadian. I say we do it, seems fun
I like this idea.
>>57530704
>Turks
>Turks...
No relation to the Turks I'm thinking of, huh? Hope whatever happens, they're happy about it.
Damn seriously!?
is korea the new dumb shit country
no, this is
>>57530540
Is that Fiona from Shameless (US)?
>the daughter of a Australian Prime Minister got inseminated by a brown-eyed, black-haired pan-faced chink
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
canada is basically just northern australia
Cousin
>the next supreme gentleman
Roast me
ooga booga
>>57530160
Go away A
Does your family know how intolerant and xenophobic you are, /int/?
They share my views, which I wouldn't consider racist but just acknowledgment of realities
I'm only ironically racist tho
I would be more afraid if they know I collect incest stuffs on my hdd, than caught up being xenophobic or intolerant.
How do you say "fuck the police" in your country?
>>57529990
pls dont shoot me officer
VOLKI POZORNYE, SHAKALY EBUCHIE, BLIADI V POGONAH, SLYSHITE MENIA, MUSORA? NICHEGO U VAS NA MENIA NET, AXAXAX
>>57531446
Calm down tecak
>it says here on your application that you are familiar with international culture
>care to explain?
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>>57529914
I'm sorry, what?
>>57530010
Well um yes?
Olá. My name is Diogo João Faria Monteiro.
I'm a 27 year old Portuboo (Portuguese culture fan for you filhos das putas). I play Fado on my Portuguese guitar and spend my days perfecting my art and enjoying superior Portuguese passtimes. (Watching Benfica games, drinking Sagres)
I train with my sextant every day, this superior instrument can find the coordinates anywhere in the world because it's been precisely calibrated, and is vastly superior to any other instrument on Earth. I earned my sailing license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Portuguese fluently, both Caldas da Rainha and Lisboa dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Portuguese history and the Code of Afonso Henriques, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Portuguese visa, I am moving to Coimbra to attend a prestigious university to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a farmer in the Alentejo or a ship captain!
I own several Coimbra style trajes, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Portugal, so I can fit in easier. I address my elders and seniors as "você" and speak Portuguese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Portugal!
That's a nice pasta, not as funny as the nippon one tho.
Also there are no Portuboos unless you love being miserable, hateful and somehow still have pride in those.
>>57529881
Ahora este es un thread de Picardy
>>57529959
I'm actually a Portuboo. I'm planning on visiting Lisboa, Óbidos, Caldas da Rainha, Peniche and Coimbra in August. I've also been learning EU PT in my spare time and have cooked caldo verde and bacalhau á bras.
What country is your waifu from?
Scotland here
Same
Waifus are for degenerates
Same.
Is Ireland the only non-cucked nation left?
>>57529466
THE LUCK OF THE IRISH
HAHA LUCKY CHARMS
heh
