I see a lot of vermin trying to immigrate to America. People who can barely speak a word of English, people with bland, useless degrees from Islamic Azad University (Google it, just knowing that this place exists is a giant blow to science and academics) and generally, illiterate, religious, daughter-killing, wife-beating Muslims with nothing to offer to their host nation.
How to I overcome the adversity of belonging to this group? Obviously, I can't stay in Iran. It's not just the government, people are retarded too. Just the other day someone called my cellphone and called me "Chubak Bidpaa" (which isn't my real name, thank God) and told me to "stop posting terrible stuff about Iran on 4chan, how dare you live in Islamic Republic of Iran and speak ill of it?") My patience is running out, and I KNOW that I'm head and shoulders above the average Iranian immigration applicant. Not only I've already integrated to living in United States without actually being there, I want to strike some massive blows to undesirable aspects of the country i.e. reform the immigration system, help REAL immigrants with American spirit get in, and all that junk. I want to be Ahnold, not your average sanding who lives in Brooklyn.
But the question is, how the hell am I going to achieve this? I have nothing in my arsenal. Not even money to go to Turkey. How am I going to convince immigration officers that I'm different? That I'm going to be a small, but positive part of the American society? That I'm not going to be an "Iranian immigrant" but an "expatriate"?
God only knows. Any suggestions?
My VPN server is down at the moment. Could someone please post the email address from this page?
https://secularpolicyinstitute.net/project/atheist-asylum-program/
Thanks.
>>59665789
Edwina Rogers, CEO
[email protected]
(202) 430-1888 work
(202) 674-7800 mobile
>>59665889
Thanks. Can you please help me draft a good email to send them? What do they want to hear? I reckon that they are pretty liberal so they don't want to hear my theories on blowing up the entire Islamic World. This is my Kryptonite, no matter how sublime I can be regarding American sensitivities, they don't like me hating people whom they hate.
How can /int/ honestly push two agendas that are so opposite that it hurts.
>LAWL FINALND IS ASIAN AND MONGOL
>Sweden is Scandinavian cucks
You idiots realize Finland isn't some fucking island its bordered by both Russia, Sweden, Norway and to it's immediate south theres Estonia.
How do people really think that Estonia, Norway, Sweden and Russia are NOT mongol but somehow Finland is. Riddle me that shit.
What the fuck /int/
I don't owe you any explanations, Canada.
>>59665644
its a riddle that is yet to be solved cånådå
>>59665697
You owe me a free South Brazil by 2017
Get working on it monkey
Can anyone explain this coincidence?
>>59665629
I wish our economy was like Botswana economy.
Botswana >>>> Latin America
WE WUZ PANGAEA N SHEEEIT
Chinese bullion on point
I never had a friend ever, everyone has had a friend,at least as a kid, but not me.
>>59665554
I'll be your friend, little Swede.
There will be a price though.
A fucking LEAF
>mfw this will be a shithole forever
:(
>>59665355
Nah, wait until 2031, m8.
>>59665410
What will happen?
>>59665473
You will die.
![KMO_111307_08348_1_t218_144834[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YVy3wQR.jpg "KMO 111307 08348 1 t218 144834[1]")
Did you come from Africa?
1. Finland
2. No, we did not
No, we're descended from ancient Finns.
No, I'm an Atlantean-aryan.
See: Julius Evola for more information.
>>59665270
What's "hall" in your language?
>tfw no nationalist far right croatian qt bf
>tfw no csa gf
why live if i can't be held in his strong and hard arms and chest ?
>>59665118
Whats his opinion about destroying the oriental Race in Evropa ?
Will Muslims be seen as badass warriors in 1000 years?
Look at Vikings,Mongols or Huns. They have lot of in common. They raped and pillaged and people feared them. Now the muslims dont do lot of invasions but those are details when looking at 1000 years in the future, they are entity that people fear
>>59664957
darkskin doesn't really sell well in Holywood
I think the appeal of vikings, pirates and so on in pop culture is imagining a life where you have the freedom to do pretty much what you like.
Muslims have to follow a strict series of rules. Even the ones who justify rape still live under the thumb of their parents/imams, don't get to drink, do drugs, have to pray 3 times a day etc. Their 'badasses' are often forced to kill themselves, I doubt that will become any more appealing in the fantasies of the future.
>>59664957
>My nigga Mohammed was a fucking BADASS when he threw acid in the face of Panjeet for dishonouring him.
Convince me as to why I should ever leave pic related
You shouldn't, your accent is really annoying IRL
>>59664944
You would never see the beauty and prestige of your ancestors in Europe, seriously some of the thing they could make 500-2000 years ago are awe inspiring.
Unless you are a shit skin or Mexican then yeah stay the fuck where you are and never leave.
>>59664944
no please don't
a mong containment zone is needed
ITT: we act as italian as possible.
>>59664362
mucho gracias senpai
Also,what is your flag?
>>59664362
MOZARELLA PIZZA PASTA PESTO RAVIOLI
>>59664362
Pay taxes
Meanwhile, in 5000 BC /int/...
Ooga booga where da Neanderthal wimmin at
>>59664269
t. homo habilis
was sup niggas
anus
>>59664057
bad
niggers
post yours
Here's my grandmother's and grandfather's old passports. I rather these to the new design.
I wish I had one
Mine went old like two years ago and I won't be getting a new one because they want my finger prints
/Friday night/ edish
what's on the agenda then lads
Get some mdma and flake out. Just finished college for the year, so it calls for celebrations.
>>59663890
Stay at home and drink tea.
Get absolutely laminated on my own, like every weekend
Пятничный. Beчepний. Пoд пивкo.
Invited: everyone
Not invited: commiepsychos and putinclowns
if dubs nuke russia
![frano-_cirko_hcsp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3GTnxYk.jpg "frano- cirko hcsp[1]")
![frano-cirko-hcsp[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MStGvLr.jpg "frano-cirko-hcsp[3]")
