Good morning, int !!!!
borat, you are being creepy again
>>53353669
Are you the only Poster from Kazakhstan or are there others?
>>53354806
Yes there are. This autist is just ethnic churka.
How can one nation be so retarded?
We need to do something about the Dutch!
fuck you
t. hairtage
>>53353712
Whats wrong with your hair?
>>53353863
A Portuguese cut it.
Are Mexicans really that bad?
no
pic related, yanet garcia is the average mexican female
>>53353561
shes too fit and hot to be average.
Yes, they are the indians of Americas
A FUCKING LEAF
AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT
LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A LEAF!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!
>>53353340
Love ya too, m8 :^)
>>53353340
Oh shit your right it is a leaf I never noticed.
What's the easiest way to learn the Russian Alphabet and Cyrillic? I can read in Bosnian but only in latin script. I would need some sort of audio to go along with it as well.
Why would I ever want to live in Russia? Pretty much all the russian people I've met during my entire life have been incredibly rude, violent and dumb.
I'd rather hang myself than live around such subhumans. Why you're even allowed on the board is beyond me, I seriously wish I'd never have to have anything to do with you, your shitty alphabets or your pigshit poor slav country.
There's nothing exotic or cool about a country full of thieves, assholes, corruption and poverty. Fucking bomb yourselves.
>>53353185
Кэн ю pид вoт aй вpaйт?
Or better this way?
Кaн йoy peaд вхaт aй вpитe?
Learn to write it in cursive.
Ask about what Mexicans are like, who supports Hillary, what we think about refugees, anything.
Other Americans are allowed to come and answer questions as well.
We'll tell you anything.
When are you going back to Europe?
What are you gonna do with El Chapo
>>53353146
>>>/b/arrio
>>53353166
Imprison him indefinitely.
>brits unironically call the second floor of a building the first floor
YCMTSU
And that's the right way
>>53353023
>brits unironically call LAS MALVINAS the fallkand islands
>>53353063
>Argies unironically chimpout when Brits do it
One day, Garfield was sleeping in his box thing, and then he woke up.
“OH GOD.” He hollered in a demonic voice, “MY ASS ITCHES! ARRRG!”
Jon walked in to the room and glared at Garfield. “Bitch.” He muttered and walked away.
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!” screamed Garfield with a demonic voice, “YOU BASTURD!”
“I called you a ‘fat ass’.” Jon laughed, “FAT CAT! FAT CAT! FAT ASS CAT! FAT ASS CAT!”
“EUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHH!!!!” Garfield instantly went back to sleep.
“Bitch.” Muttered Jon and left
The next day, Garfield woke up and let out a demonic fart.
“OOOOOOH, YEAH!” he sighed with a demonic loud voice, “OOOH, YEAH! THAT FEELS GOOD!”
Oldie came into the room barking happily. “Bark! Bark! Bark!”
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!” hollered Garfield to Oldie, “UP YOUR ASS WITH BROKEN GLASS!”
Garfield grabbed a chainsaw out of nowhere and sawed off Oldie’s ass.
“YEAH!” laughed Garfield, “NOW TO STUFF BROKEN GLASS UP IT!”
Oldie, being the retard he was, didn’t notice his ass was gone and happily walked away barking cheerfully.
Garfield began to groan in a demonic voice, and his head spun around in a circle as if he was possessed.
Jon came in with a shotgun and showed it to Garfield.
“Hey, Garfield, look at what I got.” He raised the gun up high to polish it, “Think the chicks will love me now?”
“BLEAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG!” groaned Garfield, spewing out vomit with full force as his head spun.
“Really!” gasped Jon with happiness, “Thank you Garfield!” he ran out the house laughing crazily.
“NOW TO DESTROY ALL OF HUMANITY!” screeched Garfield as light and static formed around him, “THE END IS NOW!”
The End?
Or is it?
Nope, no. Sorry.
To be continued�
Garfield destroyed half the city and then he went back to sleep only to wake up in a pile of his own diarrhea in his room.
“OH FUCK!” He snarled in a demonic voice, “MY FUCKING TOILET HAS FUCKED UP ITSELF AGAIN! THAT FUCKING, WHORING, BITCH!”
Jon came into the room with a clothespin over his nose. “GAWD DAMN, YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT!” he hollered.
“OOOOH!” hissed Garfield, “AND LIKE YOU DON’T SMELL TEN TIMES AS WORSE THAN YOUR DEAD MOM’S FUCKING CORPSE!”
“UP YOUR FUCKING ASS WITH BROKEN GLASS!” screamed Jon, his voice screeching from a dry throat.
“OH FUCK YOU!” replied Garfield.
Oldie came barking happily into the room, his sawed-off ass still missing, and he licked
Garfield’s face in his show of appreciation of his existence.
“WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT, YOU STUPID BASTURD ASSHOLE BITCH!”
“Bark! Bark! Bark!” barked Oldie, happy as can be.
“OH FUCK YOU!” Garfield yelled, “YOUR MOM WAS A FUCKING WHORE AND I DID HER FIVE FUCKING TIMES BEFORE I
KILLED HER WITH MY FUCKING FARTS, YOU FUCKING LITTLE SON OF A BITCHING WHORE!”
Oldie, still being the retard he is, continued to happily lick Garfield’s face leaving behind huge amounts of salvia.
“OH THAT IS FUCKING IT!” cried Garfield, grabbing a chainsaw from thin air and started its engine; “YOUR TONGUE IS GONE!”
Garfield sawed off Oldie’s tongue and blood squirted everywhere. Oldie’s tongue writhed on the ground as the nerves in
it slowly died from loss of blood. Garfield picked the tongue up and shoved it deep inside Oldie’s throat, to drown
him with the blood squirting out.
Oldie continued to bark happily and 'lick’ Garfield face leaving behind huge amounts of blood instead of
saliva now that his tongue is gone.
Gay thread
>>53352897
“OLDIE!” screeched Jon, “GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE, NOW! GAWD DAMN IT! IF YOU DON’T GET HERE RIGHT NOW, I’M GOING
TO FUCKING KICK YOUR MISSING ASS AGAIN!”
Oldie barked happily and left the room. A loud gunshot came out of nowhere, and the sound of Oldie whimpering rose
through the abrupt noise. Next came silence.
“Take that” Whispered Jon, “Bitch.”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!” screamed Garfield, “OR I WILL SHOVE GLASS UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, JON YOU FUCKING WHORING SLUT WHORE BITCH
ASSHOLE! GAWD DAMNIT! JON, YOU SUCK SO FUCKING MUCH! DAMN IT! I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! IF IT WEREN’T FOR JIM DAVIS, I
WOULD HAVE FUCKING NUKED YOUR FUCKING BRAIN AND�and, uh” Garfield immediately went to sleep, and all was as it was before�
except for half of the city destroyed and the diarrhea everywhere.
To be continued�
/int/
What do you think about Russian diaspora in the United States?
>>53352250
hello, Russian diaspora.
I've never met any Russian diaspora, are you like polacks?
I've only known one Russian. He was pretty cool, and true to form he was probably the hardest drinker in town, despite being 16 at the time.
Lmao at the shitty dance music Americans listen to we get proper shitfaced and bounce around to tiesto for hours son.
>>53352046
I've never met a Brit who wasn't either severely insecure or severely preppy.
>>53352046
why are you obsessed with america?
>he doesn't get hammered while listening to Turbo Folk music like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9otO5Z0Mpxc
plebs, the lot of you
How effeminate are men in your country?
That's a boi.....?
I'd suck her dick desu
thats a big guy
>One of my best friends as a kid was Polish
>His parents immigrated from Poland but he was raised her
>Started talking to him again in upper secondary school
>Every time we'd hang out he'd try really hard to make himself seem superior
>He'd act like he had a lot of money even though his dad worked in a factory
>For a while I honestly thought he was a sociopath until I met his family and other Poles
>His younger sister wanted to fuck me and sometimes she would sometimes show me stuff she owned like her shitty computer and other shit while trying to flirt
>His mom was a crazy bitch who believed she was superior to everyone
Are all Poles like this or is it just Polish diaspora? They act like stereotypical Americans.
>"Are all Poles like this"
>meets one family and asks if 50+ million people are like that
Are all Icelanders this retarded?
>>53351712
Every pole I've met acts like this, not just this family.
Hence
>My question
In my opinion they want to show everyone that they are not poor polacks and they aren't worse than other people.
Some polish people think, that when they live in other country than Poland they are super rich and better that people in Poland.
Holy shit i realized that my english suck so much
I'm planning to do a long road trip in French Africa with a jeep I would rent, this summer. Here's the list of the countries and the main cities I will go through :
Algérie :
- Alger
- Deljfa
- Laghouat
- Ghardaïa
- El Menia
- Ain Salah
- Tamanrasset
Niger :
- Alrit
- Agadez
- Zinder
- Maradi
- Birni Nkonni
- Dogondoutchi
- Niamey
Burkina Faso :
- Kantchari
- Fada-Ngourma
- Koupéla
- Zorgo
- Ougadougou
- Bobo-Dioulasso
Mali :
- Sikasso
- Bougouni
- Bamako
- Diéma
- Sandaré
Sénégal :
- Tambacounda
- Kaolack
- Dakar
What do you think about it ? What can I expect from this journey ?
>>53351285
>I'm planning to do a long road trip in French Africa
But you're already there.
>>53351285
Death
>>53351341
Wew lad
Is it possible to get a decent shave with disposable razors?
>there are people who will post in this thread IN THE NEAR FUTURE who don't shave with nothing but cold water and a safety razor
>not using an electric razor
>not using a straight razor
Hi anon.
Soon I will maybe migrate to New England, Maine. Anons living there, tell me more about this part of America. Are people in there more polite and intelligent than in other states? Lowest crime rate in the USA, is it true? Tell me more please.
>>53350987
Maine is probably one of the best states, the Northern part of New England (aka. extreme northeast) and the extreme Northwest are probably the best parts of the country for living. They always vote very liberally and the cities have a lot of liberals in them, the only downside imo.
>>53351091
Tbf New England should be independent or something. They are the only stable states and remind you of Western Europe prior to cuckification. Maine and Vermont were beautiful, unlike California
>>53351298
No part of the US should be independant, any perception of one part being more developed than the other except the northern Great Plains which is all just farmland and oil rigs is delusions from regionalist faggots. Also over half the nation DOESN'T want to be like you fags in Europe. I would fucking kill myself if USA became like Europe.
