>Be me a portuguese guy in Norway
>Start walking on a sidewalk
>I notice 2 norwegian ladies are getting groped by a group of muslims while their boyfriends are watching
>I pick my rosary necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>I say:How about you step the fuck back from the ladies?''
>They look at me,and angrily charge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They grab their guns
>They point them at me
>I pick my Carracks black sword
>They shoot at my knee
>I fall on my knees
>This music starts playing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyAY8xENAiU
>I stand tall
>I say:''Deus Vult''
>I charge at them
>They keep shooting
>I slice them all,however,I get heavily injured and start losing blood at a fast rate
>A group of woman grab my hand and ask:''What's your name,and where do you come from,brave hero?''
>I say:''My name is João,and I come from Portugal,the last bastion of christianity in europe
>They ask:''What do you want to be known for?''
>I say:''Protecting the weak,serving my faithful catholic religion''
>They answer:''You shall die as a hero and rise as a saint.May your act of heroism motivate others as they did to us.''
>I look at the sky and say:''This is good,isn't it, mother?
>Tears start rolling down my cheeks as I say my last words:
ESTA É A DITOSA PÁTRIA MINHA AMADA
HEROIS DO MAR NOBRE POVO
>>53284987
>transcripts from "the dreams of Alberto Barbosa" on sale now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMNShtjCYH8
AS ARMAS AS ARMAS PELA PATRIA LUTAR
>only one go at life
>born in france
>have shitalian blood
Just end me already
>>53284858
>have shitalian blood
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?
>mfw I'll never be italian
>one shot at life
>born in Norway
>it's okay I guess
>>53284858
Retourne en Italie pd.
UK? more like U Gay lmao
>>53284510
moldova? more like bendova lmao
>>53284547
kent? more like bent lmao
Most heavily Christian nation in the world: Vatican City (no defined HDI but it seems well off considering its a literal theocratic monarchy, lets say between 0.9-0.8)
Most heavily Jewish nation in the world: Israel (HDI 0.894)
Most heavily irreligious nation in the world: Czech Republic (HDI 0.870)
Most heavily Muslim nation in the world: Saudi Arabia (HDI 0.837)
Most heavily pagan nation in the world: Vietnam (HDI 0.666)
Most heavily Buddhist nation in the world: Cambodia. (HDI 0.555)
Most heavily Hindu nation in the world: Nepal (HDI 0.548)
If you had to live in one, where would you want to live?
Czech Republic is the only right answer 2bh.
>>53284342
>Vatican City
more like a cuck city
>>53284342
Kek Republika
No matter the country, girls are dumb. Men are more thinker and philosopher. Girls are primal I noticed.
You agree ?
>>53284305
>Men are more thinker
You already messed up
Not really.
>>53284305
The collapse of western civilization coincides with women's suffrage. They are easily fooled and vote with emotions rather than cold, calculating logic. They don't understand geopolitics and think the world is some nice place and tolerance in the face of the enemy is the way to win.
Post your face when you will never be American.
But I am.
>Turkish """""""""people""""""""""
>reducing the flow of migrants who make it to European shores
based af
>>53284149
I laffed.
>that dad trying to save his daughters life
I'm not a father, but somehow I know this feel.
>AP: BREAKING: Druglord Joaquin "Chapo" Guzman recaptured says Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto
Left is Chapo / Right is Presidente de Mexico
http://noticieros.televisa.com/mexico/1601/-el-chapo-guzman-recapturado-epn/
http://www.univision.com/noticias/narcotrafico/el-chapo-guzman-fue-recapturado
https://www.rt.com/news/328304-druglord-chapo-captured-mexico/
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-35266952
>>53284058
Dubs that he'll escape by the end of the week
>>53284118
>implying he won't be extradited to the U.S. this time
Entonces sólo se escapó para celebrar navidad y año nuevo?
>japanese police cars
A
FUCKING
TOY
>>53283949
Beeing policeman in Japan must be boring as fuck. What are your requirements? Beeing nice to tourists?
>>53284477
>went to tokyo just after paris shooting
>lots of police, supposedly the security is tightened
>none bring guns
Are they plan to club the gunman if any shows up?
>>53283949
I like it, what kind of car?
>Lithuanian enters the thread
>>53282999
>pole enters thread made by a lithuanian
>immediately starts talking about lithuanians instead of the actual discussion of the thread
Give clay back
>And then... HE TURNS INTO A TURK! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
hyh?
>>53282840
good one
well memed my friend, well memed
>>53283351
>Americans and Polish won't get this
What European Country is Mexico's best ally?
Poortugal, the Mexico of Europe
>>53282849
Portugal is a European country?
>>53282849
I thought Poland was the Mexico of Europe.
>Be Latin/Romance speaking
>Your ethnicity/linguistic group is named after a word that mean strenght, dominance, power (Rome), your ancestors were unstoppable fierce bad asses
That's cool as fuck bro!, that's ALPHA tier.
>Be Germanic
>Your ethnicity/linguistic group is named after a group of Barbarian savages that plundered and raped
That's... kinda lame, but yeah ok, it'll pass.
>Be Arab
>Your ethnicity/linguistic group is named after the a word that means nomad
That's ok I guess. it'll do.
>Be Slav
>Your ethnicity/linguistic group is named after a word that litteraly means "Slaves"this indicates that your ancestors were mostly subhumans
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA you can't fucking make this up! NO, YOU CAN'T! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
That's so fucking beta, bro!
ahahahahahahah so fucking embarassing, oh. my. fucking. god.
FOR FUCK SAKE, YOUR ETHNIC GROUP IS NAMED AFTER THE WORD FOR FUCKING SLAVES! SLAVES, SUBJUGATED, LOSERS, BETAS!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
What's your FUCKING ESCUSE?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
>slavs are named after the word slaves
wasn't it the other way around tho?
>>53282690
No.
>>53282690
Isn't that worse
>I'm the spawn of gook pride and Jewish trickery
>>53282522
Where do you live?
how do you look? there's chinese jews but you're probably white(ish)?
>>53282522
Do you look japanese?
>tfw no school until february
yo sexo a tu mama
nueve meses despues caga un sorete
hola meji como andas meji
ganjabump
>tfw no school until ever
god I hate going to work
